Good Morning/Evening Saturday Bollockeers,
,and a big Hi to Bev's Mum and Dad,Ernie and Daphne who are down for a visit,,
Bev's Dad Ernie is now our "Mole"on the inside, and we're looking forward to his reports that I'm sure will shed some light on Ian's proclivity for Nuns wear,,and the imaginative use of chains,whips hot wax and the ironing board in the "Bevian" household !
Have a great weekend Bev Ian Ernie and Daphne....................................
Indoor pursuits for me today,,Hilary at work so it's volume up for the Monaco Grand Prix quallifying(Morning George),,and some fun in the kithcen whipping(Morning Bev)up a Mince and Dhall curry,,for movie night tonight!
Have a terrific day whatever you're up to!
Anyone for tennis,,role on Wimblers!! ........................................
Cheers
Short Cut
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A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike repaired. They couldn't do the work while he waited, and so, since he didn't live far from the shop, he decided to walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped at the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he had a problem... How to carry his entire purchases home.
The feed store owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Hey, thanks!" said the biker, and out the door he went.
In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost, and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane.
The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a short cut down this alley and be there in no time".
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, and then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in Hell could I possibly hold you up against a wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
good morning me lovelies, well the relics have gone to bath for the day
ReplyDeletedad, keep Ians secrets safe, remember I still have that photograph....!!!
I have just realised Ian is the right way up, didn't recognise him!!!!!
Be good xx
Morning All : )
ReplyDeleteSaturday...and hopefully a quiet weekend (I'll keep the TV off, Phil, lol).
Now...I wonder what I can get up to this afternoon?
Back later after errands. (not moaning,... honest, Elise! LMAO)
Looking for things to do today George?
ReplyDeleteWhat about my weekend philosophy
OR, you could prepare for your slot on British/American Idol
or sheep xx
ReplyDeleteYep, good idea, sheep!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, you could wear you favourite 'T' shirt:-
George goes undercover in his quest to "Groom"new "Friends"
ReplyDeleteJust thought I would tell you that Ian had special red bush today and I am playing with wax and grunge board. xx
ReplyDeleteCan you tell us what's so special about your Red Bush Bev??
ReplyDeleteDo you only play with wax and a grunge board on your own when Ian is out or can it be a "Couple" thing??? Pics pleez! LOL
Its a couple thing if I need a mould...!!! Its fruity red bush today!!!
ReplyDeleteI might post a piccy of what I have been doing. The question is will photobucket let it through. xx
This is now Ian - Phil, if she has melted wax in her pot and ask you to model for her run a mile. If its not wax its baby wipes and glitter. It does take some explaining at the docs. Well the mother in law is on her way home. Thats the peace over with. Don't suppose anyone has a spare room???
ReplyDeleteNow now, what's all this about 'Waxing a Red Bush' ????
ReplyDeleteGeeez. I can't leave you alone for a minute without extreme naughtiness happening!
I think Phil has now finished watching his favourite TV show, 'Grand Pricks', so it should be safe enough for me to turn on the TV.
Look out for the latest list of folks attending L2011 on 25th June.
(Busy with it now...already done the PCC list for their site - so many funny user-names, lol. For this site I'll just name and shame you all!)
This is Ernie, I am sure this is not my daughter posting, my innocent daughter. Is it.
ReplyDeleteHi Ernie,nice to cya here,,,
ReplyDeleteWe were all very quiet,reserved, innocent,and naive young chaps that had lead very sheltered lives on here,,,until Bev came along,,so you can see just what your lovely daughter's influence had done to us!! LOL
Have a terriifc time at Chez Bevian!,,
Hi to Daphne,
Cheers
Evening All xx I see the standards have slipped again....nothing new there then ! Ernie ? Your daughter is fab.....we just get easily confused with you all using the same login !! DB day for me today ! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteAh thanks lil duck. I cannot beleive how the standards have slipped. I make an innocent comment and look what happens. You and I need to talk turkey for the chimps tea party. Ok to email you tomorrow??
ReplyDeleteWell need to go as we have our close friends round for the evening.
lol
bev
xx
Hiya Bev xx yes, mail me, I am off tomorrow, working Monday xx Have a great weekend, love to all xx
ReplyDeleteHeading to bed to dream of ways to punish George ! nite all xx
ReplyDeleteTake away his sheepskin rug!! LOL ,,,NIte xx
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