Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Mid week Hump or slump?

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,miserable grey start to the day here,,..Elise headed back to work today,hope it goes well for herxx....Hope it's a mid week "Hump"rather than a "Slump"for all after a quiet day yesterday.

Quick Chauffeur run with her Ladyship then the day is mine to misbehave as I please!

Have fun if you can getting over the Hump today and enjoy the slide down to the weekend!

AMISH AIRLINES................................................

Cheers

Full mooon tonight?............................

The Umbrella .......................

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

 The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

 The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

 

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11 comments:

  1. George Hardy18 May 2011 at 02:35

    Good Morning All,

    Phil, you never fail to come up with some good 'toons and cracking (literally) jokes! lol

    It's not beaver day again already? Is It??

    Oh well, the more beaver the better, huh? : )~

    Saw my onco yesterday, and started treatment within a few hours, lol.
    Well, that was the end of my three and half year holiday!

    No panic, just some Casodex 150 till I get scans done and results through.

    Geeeez, June 25th is rushing up on us ain't it?
    I have a few pounds of flab to lose before I can fit into my 'casual but smart' clobber again.
    At the moment I'm 'casual but slob'! lol

    Good luck at work today Elise.
    I wish I was inspecting you. You'd have NO worries about a good report, (I'm still getting over the delights of seeing that ass of yours in the jeans yesterday! ) LMAO

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  2. john sherwood18 May 2011 at 04:58

    Hi Phil & George.....

    Yeah....its soon coming up,& I need to shed a bit to but hey ho
    Hope Alex makes it.... fingers crossed....

    I started on Casodex 150mg last week...Onco would want me back on the Zoly...but declined..in fact my psa rise was less than the time before..

    made me smile.........
    http://youtu.be/ZN5PoW7_kdA

    Phil,you posted just the most exquisite bott today.........thankyou thankyou....



    Two doctors are having sex, he says to her " you must be a surgeon, you washed your hands before and after."

    She replies " you must be an anesthetist as I didn't feel a frigging thing......

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  3. Elise Cotter18 May 2011 at 09:07

    Evening All xx Thanks for the thoughts today [except for George....I REALLY do not want to know your thoughts ! xx ]Well, hectic day, as predicted, made all the worse as I just could not sleep last night....grrrrrrrrr.......Inspectors arrived this morning, and I was completely oblivious to the whole thing. My turn for interview tomorrow - oh joy, be still my beating heart - It would appear that the rumours regarding 'Matey' are in fact true......should be interesting answering questions tomorrow......hopefully he will be gone by the end of the day [everything crossed please Guys xx] So, that's it. Gray, miserable, cold, windy [George ! Stop thinking !! xx] day here.....matching my mood copmpletely. Cannot wait to retire !!!! Loads of these to all of you xxxxxxxxxxx

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  4. Phil Thompson18 May 2011 at 09:45

    Welome Home Sweetie :)),,sounds promsing re Matey,,,Go get him tomorrow!!

    Everything crossed for a good result for you and the staff! and Bye Bye Matey!! ! xxx

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  5. Elise Cotter18 May 2011 at 09:46

    Thanks Big Guy xx Tough day, and NOT looking forward to tomorrow now, but will take it as it comes xx

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  6. Bevie Hodgson18 May 2011 at 10:58

    Hi guys, its def hump day for me as the other asst manager was off with man flu, sorry virus which means I had to manage both teams. Not a happy bunny!!! I
    George, hope all goes well me darlin.

    John, I thought if you were a dentist you didn't feel a thing!!!!

    lol bev xxx

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  7. john sherwood18 May 2011 at 11:59

    Hi Bev...x.....whatever my dear.!....Sorry about the pic......As i haven't seen a pic of either of you,& not expecting Ian to be dressed in a 'Habit'......well,what was i to think then...!!!!!?.......must be a story behind it eh.!?

    Hi Elise....x.......Take a few stiff ones tonite,before turning in.....but set alarm clock first..!!!....usually helps me sleep better when anxious..........Best wishes,& just say it as it is......be thinking of yer..x.

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  8. Phil Thompson18 May 2011 at 12:05

    Hi Bev,,sorry you've had a bummer of a hump day ! ,,loosen the red wine cap my advice :)) xx

    John you sure are feeding us some good follow up lines....telling Elise to have a few stiff ones tonite!!...too too easy,likie shooting fish in a barrel! LMAO

    (Good advice though!) :))

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  9. Bevie Hodgson18 May 2011 at 13:38

    we're back to alarms again!!!!

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  10. Elise Cotter18 May 2011 at 14:42

    ha ha ha ! PMSL ! Love you all xx

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  11. Phil Thompson18 May 2011 at 14:51

    Will you stop fiddling with Ians clock Bev!!! LMAO xx

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