Wednesday, 4 May 2011

May the fourth..

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters... just have to post George's favourite to say.........

Nice sunny morning again,but shopping palour "instore"for me with Hilary off today and a new bed on the cards,,so a tootle round pressure testing dem miracoils "lies"ahead!..

Hope your "Hump"in the week is a a pleasant one as we slide rapidly down towards the weekend!

 

Cheers

May get the train into town!! .................................

Hey I gotta clean one!!!

The Half-wit...............

 Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions, stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up. "Tell me about your staff,..." he asked Paddy. "Well," said Paddy, "there’s the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there’s the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There’s also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."

 "That’s disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."

"That’ll be me then," said Paddy"

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29 comments:

  1. George Hardy4 May 2011 at 01:59

    LMAO!

    This year I decided not to post my silly 'May4th Be With You' greeting - and what happens?...my alter-ego does it! lol

    I think I'll have to 'fess up.

    There aren't two people called Phil and George on this site. It's just the one person - and what started off as an April Fools day joke in 2005 has gone on and on : )~

    Clever, aren't I (we) ?

    Just a quickie from us because there's a full day of running about to do.

    Sooooo...be GOOD while I'm (we're) away, lol

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  2. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 03:10

    What time we going out George? LOL

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  3. Mike Brooks4 May 2011 at 03:34

    George,

    We KNOW you and Phil are two separate people.
    Here is a picture of you both taken a few years ago.

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  4. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 04:31

    Something you wanna share Mike?? LOL

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  5. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 09:54

    Your secret is out Mike!!! LMAO

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  6. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 12:47

    ha ha ha ha !xx

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  7. john sherwood4 May 2011 at 13:39

    Huh.!!!......Plenty of 'Elvis' wannabes at our last Karoake night..........Mike ,......'you'll sweep the floor'....LOL

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  8. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 13:53

    John,Mike is a very versatile performer,,and is a Master with the make up!! LOL

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  9. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 14:13

    PMSFL ! xx

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  10. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 14:17

    Hi Elise,
    Saw ya on Facebook while I was lurking LOL,,hows the visit going??? xx

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  11. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 14:20

    Great time Big guy, spent lots today, so have the rest of the week to empty the rest of the bank account :-)) great time with Barry on sunday, what a guy, you all enjoying the break from me??!! xx

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  12. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 14:20

    BTW he gave me a Goat ! xx

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  13. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 14:21

    VERY Quiet,,thinking of holding a seance to see if I can contact anyone!! LOL xx

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  14. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 14:21

    You must be KIDding LOL

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  15. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 14:22

    But i am here Big guy ! In Good Old Blighty ! xx

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  16. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 14:22

    no, not KIDding ...!! Beat that ! xx

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  17. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 14:24

    Balvenie shopping tomorrow ! xx

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  18. john sherwood4 May 2011 at 14:26

    Have a great time Elise...x.......

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  19. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 14:26

    My kinda shopping :)) where ya gonna tether yer goat??

    Bev says you are doing lunch,,I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that one,,,,(pleez!!)LOL xx

    Second thoughts I could look after da goat,,,No BUTTS!!! LMAO

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  20. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 14:34

    you can make it for midday Big guy, I'll buy your lunch :-)) xx Goat is really well behaved, it was a shock when Barry presented it to me....he was well chuffed with himself !

    thanks John, how you doing dude? Thinking of you xx

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  21. Bevie Hodgson4 May 2011 at 14:38

    Make if for midday phil and I'll buy you a drink. xxx

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  22. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 14:39

    You Gals sure know how to tempt a guy!! LOL xxx

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  23. Bevie Hodgson4 May 2011 at 14:54

    dare you!

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  24. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 15:01

    I'll be with you in spirit! LOL

    Have fun!! xxx

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  25. Bevie Hodgson4 May 2011 at 15:03

    There was me hoping you and George would be the strippers!!! We will raise a glass to you. How did the bed shopping go???

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  26. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 15:08

    Why not make a night of it girls! LOL



    More bed testing needed,,we are too picky methinks! ,,Hilary doesn't like em as firm as me!! LMAO xxx

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  27. Elise Cotter4 May 2011 at 15:13

    ....my Butt is small dude.... xx

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  28. Phil Thompson4 May 2011 at 15:16

    BUTT perrfectly formed I'm sure! LOL xx

    Nite Nite,,,have a fun day tomorrow Ladies xxx

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  29. Bevie Hodgson4 May 2011 at 15:22

    I am saying nothing!!! Sleep well my lovely xx

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