Monday, 30 May 2011

Manky Monday..

Good Morning/Evening long weekenders,,,bit of a Manky start to the day ere',grey and rainy..

We were gonna head off down the coast fot a tootle round and a spot of lunch somewhere,,not exactly beach weather so sadly my new pink lattice posing pouch will have to stay in my lingerie draw(Morning George) !!more of a  pvc today I think!................

 

Have a fun Bank Holiday whatever you're up to,

Cheers

Happy and Sad...................

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

  The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that is a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

 

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24 comments:

  1. Bevie Hodgson30 May 2011 at 03:01

    Good morning from hungover.com! Had a fab night with Ian
    M/d have hit the road back to Kent. Its been a good weekend.

    Wet and windy here, going to be good and not say good morning George!!

    Enjoy your tootle Phil.

    xxxx

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  2. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 03:22

    Morning Bev....No it's "Tootle free" today Sweetie,,you read the post??? LMAO,,nuther coffee for you I reckon! LOL xx

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  3. Bevie Hodgson30 May 2011 at 03:31

    whoops I didn't read it properly. Blame it on the hangover!!!!

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  4. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 03:41

    Did you notice I cleaned up my act while Er n and Daph were her? LOL xx

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  5. Bevie Hodgson30 May 2011 at 03:57

    em, no!! dad read each day and always ended with 'Beverley'!!!!! he didn't understand all the red bush comments!!!!

    XXX

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  6. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 04:02

    And you didn't explain?? LMAO xx

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  7. George Hardy30 May 2011 at 04:22

    Tootle-free here too. Wet wet wet! (Shaddup Phil!).

    Red bush is getting a lot publicity these days ain't it?
    I blame it on those hair dye ads on TV









    Hey Phil, do you think we should maybe add an extra service to our bush trimming business?









    It would be a bit messy, but we could always wear our PVC clobber, right?

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  8. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 04:31

    Yep George I'm all for whipping up some more business...



    Things have been a bit "Hairy"of late,,,,,but you know me I'm not one to Minge,,er sorry whinge!

    Okies PVC clobber it is,,you still got the talc from last time??



    She can't carry off the PVC like we do Matey!!! LOL

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  9. George Hardy30 May 2011 at 05:47

    Yep, I have a five litre drum of talc to see us through the summer, and I've taken the liberty of ordering us some new PVC clobber.
    How about this?

    Matching sets of course!











    Mind you, I'm not happy about the gloves - not exactly exotic and erotic are they?





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  10. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 06:51

    Hope Elise and Bev will be "Up"for it to ease us into the outfits!(And out!!) :))

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  11. Bevie Hodgson30 May 2011 at 08:54

    I am sure I've seen those gloves before!! PVC needs to be tighter for a better effect!! I can picture you both already!!!

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  12. Elise Cotter30 May 2011 at 09:02

    Evening All xx Just what I need after a hard days graft ...... the image of George & Big Guy in matching PVC outfits......That is gonna stay branded into my brain for years to come ! Cheers Guys ! xx I see nobody thought to mention a whip ??? xx



    I have a spare ?? Any takers ?? xx

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  13. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 09:23

    Evening Elise :)),,George conceals his (whi[p) down the front of his outfit!! I'm sure he doesn't disappoint when he "Whips"it out! LMAO

    Back to the kitchen for me,,Cya later! xx

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  14. Elise Cotter30 May 2011 at 09:48

    Kitchen Slave Big Guy ?? Hilary has you VERY well trained ! Must have a chat with her in 25 days time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx

    PS - Ah Yes, George's Whip.......is that in the same place as this huge Organ I keep hearing about ? "The Biggest In the North East"....would that be one and the same ??!! xx

    Later dudes, I am the kitchen slave today xx

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  15. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 10:24

    Elise I have to admit George's organ was pretty impressive and it took three big lads to hump it out of his bedroom!....Lynn used to like to watch him play with it and I'm sure she misses their "Friday night organ appreciation nights" :((...............

    I believe sadly that new Ikea "Tallboy"just doesn't fill the void...

    Eeeeek my rice is calling!!! xx

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  16. Bevie Hodgson30 May 2011 at 10:34

    whats this about the biggest organ in the north east. Any piccies!!!
    I've been chained to the sofa today as has Ian. Too much holy water
    Work tomorrow. Such joy!!

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  17. Elise Cotter30 May 2011 at 10:47

    I'm certain George can go through the hand motions.....just to keep Lynne happy :-)) xx

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  18. Bevie Hodgson30 May 2011 at 11:04

    now guys I need your guidance - I did say I would make hummous for packed lunches. Did not get round to it but did make butterscotch mousse, you can see where this is going. My daft husband had made his packed lunch with the said mousse complete with carrot stix. Do I tell that is the question!!!!

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  19. Elise Cotter30 May 2011 at 11:07

    PMSL !! please don't !!!! xx

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  20. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 11:32

    You really have to ask?? LMAO! xx

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  21. Elise Cotter30 May 2011 at 13:09

    Hey Big Guy ? Wonder if Bev felt guilty and 'fessed up ? Hope not ! xx

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  22. Bevie Hodgson30 May 2011 at 13:25

    nope have not fessed up. Will await the phonecall at lunchtime after he has dipped in his carrot!!! I will be in trouble!!!

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  23. Elise Cotter30 May 2011 at 13:27

    ha ha ha ! I like your style Bev ! xx

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  24. Phil Thompson30 May 2011 at 15:03

    Bev the Bollockeer! LOL xx

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