Thursday, 26 May 2011

Friday Fine :-)

             GOOD MORNING BOLLOCKEERS !!!!!!


Big Guy's Pussy is in a Hammock.....enough said !!


I have a rare day off, and decided to give Big Guy a break ! Morning Big Guy xx How is your Pussy this morning ?!

Blue skies, and no wind [Morning George xx] which is a huge relief [no comments !] So, should be a calm and wonderful day in The Rebel County for Fleecy !




28 days until "La Duck" arrives in Leicester dudes !


  Just incase you are wondering " What on earth will Lil' Duck want to drink?!" I have a suggestion ....... !



....But no ice....I prefer mine straight up....... !


Have a good one people ! Rapid, downhill slide to the weekend from now on in !!

Quack Quack !
XXX

  



And One For Big Guy....A Nautical Theme For the Captain ! xx
               
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'


Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'


Bartender 'What about that eye patch?'


Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye.'


'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird crap ?'


Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'
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  1. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 00:40

    The girls are awake and raring to go and the guys are in the land of nod. Typical! Now my lovelies I have to be good today as me father may read this later!!!! So no talk of whips and chains today!!

    This is my fav joke:



    Al, just for you, a doctor joke
    Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

    No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

    The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

    But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him.

    "Joe, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

    But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Joe, you're a vet."

    Mark

    Bev ( If dad reads this my name change to Beverley, that means trouble!!!

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  2. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 00:41

    ha ha ha ! Good one Bev ! how are all with you ? Madness here [so whats new ?] have a relaxing one ! xx

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  3. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 00:50

    Goooood Morning Ladies,,,thanks for the morning smiles,, :)) and opening the batting Elise xx

    Had to stuff my pussy before I came on,,Salmon and trout for breakfast Ewwwwwwww and it stinks!,,

    We all know you like a stiff one Elise and I am sure you won't go short at the MOS! LOL





    Never Argue with a Woman...

    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a
    nap.

    Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
    boat out.

    She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
    and begins to read her book..


    The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.
    What are you doing?'
    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

    'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

    For all I know you could start at any moment.

    I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says
    the woman.

    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

    'That's true, but you have all the equipment.

    For all I know you could start at any moment.'


    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


    MORAL:

    Never argue with a woman who reads.



    It's likely she can also think.



    Have a nice weekend with Mum and Dad Bev xx

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  4. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 00:54

    PMSL ! Morning Big Guy xx so, your Pussy didnt give you a lie in eh ? Wicked Pussy ! You do seem to attract trouble Big Guy ! xx

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  5. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 00:54

    You stuffed a pussy, I am saying nothing!!!

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  6. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 00:56

    My pussy has always been demanding! Elise xx :))

    Hey Bev won't your Dad wonder why Ian is dressed as a Nun?....On second thoughts probably not! LOL xx

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  7. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 01:00

    you should see what dad dresses as.
    Dad if your reading this later, blame Phil, he is such a bad influence on me!!!

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  8. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 01:02

    Bet your Dad and Ian have some fab shopping trips together Huh? LOL xx

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  9. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 01:11

    I cannot even tell you what they get upto!!! You should see Ian in a dress..!!

    Ians at home today so may not be such a good girl!

    xx

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  10. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 01:16

    Tooooo much information Bev!!! LMAO

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  11. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 01:39

    the mind is working overtime Bev !!! xx Love to mum and dad xx

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  12. George Hardy27 May 2011 at 01:53

    PUSSY GALORE FRIDAY????

    I love it!


    And now we all know Elise likes a stiff one. Lil' Duck? The guys will be lining up to oblige at the Mill on the 25th June. LMAO

    So sorry for my absence from the site, but quite frankly, the two weeks spent waiting around at home to sell that bloody car, (all those time wasters and bull-shitters) caused a big backlog of work here! Indoors and out, and I'm also doing last minute preps for the function. Gimme strength!!

    I truly AM hoping for a restful weekend and some 'playtime'.

    I just hope there is no F1 racing on TV! lol

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  13. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 01:59

    Moaning again George ! xx

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  14. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 02:31

    MONACO George!!! PMSL

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  15. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 02:44

    That'll set him off on one Big Guy !!! xx

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  16. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 04:08

    What do you mean too much info. Being a good girl means maling his tea, meeting his every needs!! As for anything else the silly sod is still asleep!!
    Good morning George me darlin.

    Right me lovelies, the relics are an hour away which means time to go out!!! xx

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  17. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 04:13

    Just reread Lil Ducks post. Of course us girls like stiff ones on the rocks! xx

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  18. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 05:03

    I'll never hear the end of it now Bev !! xx

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  19. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 05:12

    Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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  20. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 05:28

    Grrrrrrrrrrr x 2

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  21. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 06:08

    Ok why the Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs???

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  22. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 06:17

    disparaging comments........

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  23. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 06:18

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  24. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 06:46

    Bev ? Any chance you can go back into your page, select edit, and rotate your photo ? Am getting a crick in my neck ! xx

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  25. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 06:58

    Bored.com

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  26. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 06:59

    OK, Lil' Duck? Outlaws have arrived, bearing 'real' teabags. Let the fun begin!

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  27. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 07:01

    is that Ian ??? Good luck dude, BTW ROTATE THE PIC PLEASE !!!! Have a 'proppa' cuppa ! xx

    PS I call 'em my outlaws too.....only difference is that I have a Gun ! xx

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  28. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 07:09

    okay Big Guy.....stop taking the p**s !!! That might be okay for Janet, but I aint that far away !!! Behave !! xx

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  29. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 07:10

    Hey Ian ?? Big Guy is playing with ya again !!!!! [ ha ha ha ] xx

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  30. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 07:12

    Gotta go shopping yipee!! xx! Catch y'all later

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  31. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 07:13

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr X 3 now !

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  32. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 07:17

    PMSFL !!!!!!!!!! XX

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  33. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 09:33

    Okay,,shopped, dropped, and flopped back home!!,,ready for the nights revels!!,,Coo quiet in ere,,,Bev making out she's a tea drinker???? LMAO

    Oh yeah I forgot about her Red Bush!!

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  34. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 09:51

    you are losing it Big Guy ! Too much shopping I reckon ! how is the wallet holding up ?? !! x

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  35. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 09:56

    No probs in that dept Elise,I've been using Georges credit card since I cloned it at the last MOS do!! LOL xx

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  36. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 09:58

    "Bygone days"........................

    Elise comes across Phil and George comparing"Notes!" ,,

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  37. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 10:11

    ha ha ha ha ! I am wondering where it's gone Big Guy ! PMSL ! xx

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  38. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 10:15

    LMAO Yeah that's George failing to impress!,,,I'm just biding my time!! LOL xx

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  39. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 10:34

    LMAO ! Should have known ! xx

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  40. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 10:46

    LOL,,Nosh time Sweetie,,catch ya later,,have a good evening :)) xxx

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  41. Bevie Hodgson27 May 2011 at 13:47

    I go away and Ian posts!! Have you been good while I have been away. I've been good as the old man has been out!!!!

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  42. Elise Cotter27 May 2011 at 13:55

    just woke up, so saying nite ! catch you all tomorrow pm xx

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  43. Phil Thompson27 May 2011 at 13:57

    Nite Sweetie xx

    Hi Bev xx

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