Friday, 20 May 2011

Fine Friday

Good Morning/Evening Friday fffffolks,Fine and sunny start to the day up ere in North Yorks,

Heading down to Northallerton to get Hilarys foot checked out again(Shaddup George my foot is fine!!) then a nosey round and a pub lunch..

Far too much hoovering and ironing going on ere',,hope today you ALL have an appliance free dy unless it's for "Recreational"purposes!!

Have a fun day!!

Cheers

Wimbledon soon John............

How men think............

 A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked.

 

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17 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter20 May 2011 at 01:39

    Morning Big Guy xx How did you get that photo of me and the "LOL" girls ????? !!!!!!!! LMAO ! xx Well, weathermen here said it will be sunny today.....can I sue them ? lashing down at the moment ! Have a great day, hoping Hilary's ankle all okay now xx Wish her luck from Lil' Duck xx

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  2. Phil Thompson20 May 2011 at 01:43

    Hi Elise :)) I picked you out of the "line up"straight away! LMAO

    Hilary says thanks,xx just an X ray today I think...

    Hope the sun comes out for ya!,,back after 3pm,,be good! (Yeah right LOL) xxx

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  3. Elise Cotter20 May 2011 at 01:45

    Moi ? Be good ? !! xx

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  4. George Hardy20 May 2011 at 02:49

    I see Phil not only had a photo of Elise with the girls, he also had a brilliant cartoon of her standing outside her pink-walled house!

    Tip of the day for the LOL girls here.

    Buy your batteries in bulk on eBay. You save an absolute fortune! LMAO

    Another busy day ahead pour moi (or should that be 'poor me'?). Hope to be free later (but I said that yesterday and only got a five minute respite, duh!).

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  5. john sherwood20 May 2011 at 03:05

    Morning all........Lovely one down Sarth again.....Been up on the Downs 'doggin'by the infamous Beachy Head....so peaceful,that early up there...

    Hi George......Yer slipped in before me .....again.....any update on the Do yet?...Off to Turkey monday so be off radar.for a week....

    Else...x ... heard the Queen is visiting County Cork & Tipperary today!!........anywheres near you?...Read your rant on PCC....we'ill sort your dad out......CAN'T WAIT TO MEET EVERYONE BTW....

    Moi also busy,so catchy later

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  6. Elise Cotter20 May 2011 at 03:07

    Morning George xx bad luck dude ! Morning John xx Yes, Queenie due here today sometime, waiting for helicopters to fly over, as we are under approach path for Cork here. Be good ! xx

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  7. Bevie Hodgson20 May 2011 at 10:00

    Good evening darlings, just wanted to let you know our invitation from the queen has arrived! Will be back later xx

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  8. Phil Thompson20 May 2011 at 10:53

    Is Ian getting a new hat Bev?? xx

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  9. Elise Cotter20 May 2011 at 11:01

    Ha Ha Ha ! Waved at HM as she went over in her Helicopter, say Hi to her from me when you see her Bev ! xx Big Guy ? George has been looking for his hat EVERYWHERE !!! xx

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  10. Phil Thompson20 May 2011 at 11:12

    I still have one of George's caps he says he lost at some "Pride march?" xx

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  11. Bevie Hodgson20 May 2011 at 11:21

    With a bit of persusion he is going to hire a top hat as it will make for interesting piccies.... Hope Hilarys ankle is ok. xx

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  12. Elise Cotter20 May 2011 at 11:35

    PMSL Big Guy ! You are in deep 'chit' now ! LMAO ! xx

    Bev ? LOADS of pics please ! xx [you have my private private email address ;-)] xx

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  13. Phil Thompson20 May 2011 at 11:36

    Thanks Bev,,she can still hobble to pour me a drink! LOL

    Glad Ian is going to ditch that filthy habit of his! LOL xx




    Elise, Is your private private email still... mzdomelise@hotwhip.com ?? xx

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  14. Phil Thompson20 May 2011 at 13:00

    Yeah I shoulda known!! PMSL xx

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  15. Elise Cotter20 May 2011 at 13:10

    ....ask a stupid question Big Guy....... ! xx

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  16. Phil Thompson20 May 2011 at 13:26

    Alas many times in my life but..



    LOL xx

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  17. Elise Cotter20 May 2011 at 14:39

    PMSL ! Signing off now. My signal is being scrambled by 'Black Op's' tonight. Do you think it had anything to do with the email I sent Topgun today? I just happened to mention 'Official Secrets Act' 'Afghanistan' and 'the Tower of London' in the same sentence ???? Oopsy ! Looks like B2PCA is red flagged now ! ROFLMAO !! Just to mention, my house is directly under the helicopter flight path to Dublin from Cork....HM Queen cut quite a dash here, with her 4 Helicopter entourage, and chasing Air Force outriders xx

    You all get peace and quiet, as I am working all weekend dudes ! Don't be good now ! xx

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