Bank Holiday,,Again??

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peepsand yet another Bank Holiday dawns for mischief and carousing

Elise is heading our way as I post, aboard a ferry for a surprise visit to Mum and Dad,,weather looking good so hopefully a smooth crossing in store.

So they finally nailed Osama Bin Laden,only taken 10 years!, I bet if he'd owed a few bob to the Inland Revenue he's have been found "Toot Sweet!!

Have a terrific Bank Holiday,,whatever mischief is in store!

Anyone for tennis?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Cheers

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I`d like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. "Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the feeble old man.... "But it's startin' to twitch!"