Sunday, 13 February 2011

Sunday Sparra fart!..

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,Sparra fart start for taxiing duties this morning,,,I really shouldn't have had that last pint of G and T in the early hours!,,back to Balvennie tonight and a later start tomorrow,

Hilary off for a girlie shopping day at the Metro centre(Gateshead),,pussy stuffed(chicken)..so a peaceful day instore,,

Have a chilled day Folks,

After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror...

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her....

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...

'God....If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed...

And just like that... Her ears fell off...

 

 

 

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  1. George Hardy13 February 2011 at 02:06

    SUNSAY SPARRA FART?

    LMAO - Phil? you've caught my 'dickslexia'. You must be getting as old as I am mate!

    Absolutely brilliant joke about poor old Monica L's love handles, ROFLMBO!

    I'm taking it easy today too, folks
    It's the eve of St VALEN TYNE's Day - the biggest beerfest of the year on Tyneside.
    You'd have to look back in the posts here to 14th Feb last year to read the full history.

    We celebrate the historic victory of the enormously fat Valen and his skinny-assed warriors who sent those damn Eye-Ties (Romans) packing....way back in the 5th century.

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  2. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 03:29

    Off to take Bev out to a romantic concert and lunch. Will be back later. Ian

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  3. George Hardy13 February 2011 at 03:37

    YOU CRAWLER! LMAO

    Have agreat day Ian & Bev!

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  4. Phil Thompson13 February 2011 at 03:56

    Hey George, Ian might have asked us??..he could have taken Lynn and Hilary too!!! LOL

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  5. George Hardy13 February 2011 at 04:19

    Good thinking Phil.

    Bev was right - Ian IS tight! LMAO

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  6. George Hardy13 February 2011 at 05:24

    After 5 years of nagging from Lynn, I finally got round to sorting the huge backlog of photos stored on my external drive.
    Look what I found:





    You have no idea what stick - criticism and sarcasm I took from 'so called' friends here about my dress sense that day.
    Ain't that right Phil? LMAO
    (Hey it was the twins' Christening, so why the big fuss?)

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  7. Phil Thompson13 February 2011 at 06:33

    At least it matched your underwear Sweetie!! PMSL

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  8. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 08:47

    Evening All. Liking the knickers George PMSFL !! Real passion killers ! But, as Big Guy pointed out, they did match that tie !! I must admit though, you did look mighty handsome in the photo ! Busy day at work....might be D-Day tomorrow....if you don't hear from me ever again, it was great knowing you all ! xx

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  9. Phil Thompson13 February 2011 at 09:15

    Hi Elise,,I have every confidence in you to reign supreme tomorrow on your "D"day,,,,Gotta be DUCK day!! xx

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  10. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 09:19

    Ha ! Cheers Big Guy......got a horrible feeling this is going to get real nasty..... xx

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  11. Phil Thompson13 February 2011 at 09:25

    Whatever it takes to oust da "Prat!" I guess,, hope there are no repercussions for you Sweetie,,,everything crossed here xx

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  12. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 09:27

    Back from ,y afternoon of romance to see my cheeky old man is creeping on here!! I was wined, fed and a good concernt.
    George, such talent and just love the undies darlin!!
    Elise, honey hope all goes well tomorrow. You go girl

    xx

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  13. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 09:32

    Thanks very much. It isn't a nice situation to be in, and I don't want to be in it, however, justice must prevail....right? Be good if it could be sorted 'in house' but can't see the powers that be managing this. Have an awful feeling gonna end up going to an external regulatory body...... xx

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  14. john sherwood13 February 2011 at 09:51

    Good luck Elise....be thinking of yer tomorrow.x
    Bev....What concert did yer see..
    George.....if i was a woman i wouldn't have PCa....Now there's a thought...
    Why is everyone showing pics of themselves?Pic of George today..Pic of Phil last week ....See what i can find.!!...Bev....no idea what yer look like,so just for The Mill Identificatiion purposes (i thinkk yer going) any chance of one too?.x

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  15. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 10:11

    Thanks John xx

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  16. Phil Thompson13 February 2011 at 10:17

    John Bev says she will be wearing a pink carnation so we will know who she is,,,,,,

    Nothing else just the pink carnation!! LOL

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  17. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 10:21

    ...........now I will be confused Big Guy...........you told me that was what you were wearing..........nothing except a pink carnation........ XX

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  18. Phil Thompson13 February 2011 at 10:36

    Mine will be red Elise!! LOL xx

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  19. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 10:43

    Okay, well, that makes sense now ! And where EXACTLY will you be wearing this red carnation, and nothing else ???? xx

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  20. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 11:14

    And Ian was the one going to wear a pink carnation to match his pink satin thong!!!

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  21. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 11:18

    Way to go to confuse the Blonde Bev !!!!

    PS - Big Guy has gone VERY quiet ..... that is never a good sign

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  22. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 11:23

    He's probably ironing his pink and red undies for June!

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  23. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 11:24

    Forgot to say George and the guys. Us women don't nag we just gently encourage! xx

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  24. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 11:28

    I use a whip........

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  25. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 11:38

    but only gently!

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  26. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 11:49

    ...errrrr.....yes....absolutely Bev !!

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  27. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 11:52

    !!!

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  28. john sherwood13 February 2011 at 12:06

    Hope not too gently...!!!!?

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  29. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 12:07

    Ha Ha Ha John !!! Hope you are not too disappointed in June my friend ! xx

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  30. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 12:11

    naughty, naughty!

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  31. john sherwood13 February 2011 at 12:18

    No way will i be disappointed......Just meeting yer all,will do it for me...........honest.!

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  32. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 12:21

    ....besides....can't see them letting me through airport security with a 6 foot Bull Whip in my handbag.......

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  33. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 12:26

    Bev ? Forgot to say, Phil has a Green, lattice, Cheese Grater style posing pouch...he wears it on all the special occasions. George sews the sequins on by hand for him. Its a work of art really ! xx

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  34. Bevie Hodgson13 February 2011 at 12:55

    Ian has a crocodile one. Think I must get sewing!!! Who sews the sequins on Georges pink drawers!

    nite, nite, sweet dream guys and gals.

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  35. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 13:05

    That would be Phil....they are great friends......! Nite xx

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  36. john sherwood13 February 2011 at 13:16

    And to think they do live close,......Too close.!?...LOL..
    nite Bev x..
    Just us left Elise.(unless Phil lurking).....Turning in or pour another (but need a clear head tomorrow).....decisions !decisions ! x

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  37. Elise Cotter13 February 2011 at 13:20

    Oh you can bet your last bottle of Glenny' that Big Guy is lurking John ! I am off to bed too, as I might have a mad day tomorrow dealing with everything. Its at times like this I wish I was independently wealthy. Although, saying that, I won €10 on the Euromillions....just another €999,990 to go then I am there !!!! Sleep well dude, and don't have nightmares about whips ! xx

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  38. john sherwood13 February 2011 at 13:31

    nite Elise,& Happy Valentines day.x

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  39. Phil Thompson13 February 2011 at 14:42

    Well I get unexpected visitors(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) for a few hours and you're all in bed!!,,have fun!!LOL

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  40. George Hardy14 February 2011 at 01:34

    PHIL?

    Did you read those disgraceful comments about us? These women need a good spanking!

    We'll bring our 'gear' in June, huh? LOL

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  41. Phil Thompson14 February 2011 at 02:57

    I'm sure we can "whip up" some enthusiasm! LOL

    Did I ever give you back those split crutch latex pants and rubber vest you lent me?

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  42. Elise Cotter14 February 2011 at 08:26

    You 2 are just jealous ! George ? Disgraceful comments ? Maybe I WILL smuggle my whip through security.....just for you ! xx

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