Good Morning/Evening Thrsday Peeps,,
,Misty start to the day here in Smoggieland,,with a lorra rain due over the weekend
Hilary off till Monday and wants to go see the film the King's speech"
(Oh joy)..anyone seen it yet?...at least I can deaden the pain with a visit to Nando's. afta
Enjoy your Thursday,,
George Ewe wanna have a go at this....click link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
Cheers
MIXED EMOTIONS
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you cant tell me anything that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.
She said: Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you cant tell me anything that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.
She said: Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.
Phil,
ReplyDeleteSaw it a couple of weeks ago.
BRILLIANT!
If this does not win the Oscar this year then there is no justice in the world.
And Nando's after, what a fab evening your going to have!
Cheers Mike,,maybe not such an ordeal then! LOL
ReplyDeleteNo problem,
ReplyDeleteIf your not keen on Nando's try my favourite pizza shop.
Or my favourite Indian...
ReplyDeleteOMG
ReplyDeleteWe have a Vagina Tandoori here in South Shields, but the minute anyone applies for planning permission to open a Herpes Pizza Hut I'll be on the steps of the Town Hall, bollock naked, and raising far more than a two-fingered protest! Surely such an establishment could only ever open in Birmingham!!
Hey Phil, I love the cartoon about the computer going down more than the guy does, LMAO (That REALLY tickled me!) : )~
I've been giving more thought to the revelation that I was born in the Chinese Year Of The Rabbit.
That could explain why I've always had a 'Yen' for oriental girls, in fact very often a sack load of yens!
In my teenage years I was told that these ladies had horizontal rather than vertical 'gardens of pleasure'
I was even talked into attending 'Willy Binding' night classes, A bit like the ancient practice of foot-binding of girls in China.
It consisted of attaching a wooden frame to my dongle, binding it tightly and gradually changing it's shape to rectangular rather than cylindrical.
Geeez, how I suffered!
I abandoned the course after 6 months and then spent a year in hospital getting myself back in shape!.
Anyway, back to rabbits. I often wondered why I was nicknamed 'Thumper' by old girlfriends, LOL
George as you admit to having a penchant for "Old"girlfriends,(,I always liked em young myself),,maybe the fact that you had to "Thump"their chests to get them kick started gave rise to your Wabbit nickname???
ReplyDeleteDON'T THINK SO! Cheeker bugger, and anyway, what do you think I was thumping their breasts with???? LMAO
ReplyDeleteLMAO,,fancy a bite???
ReplyDeleteHey Phil,....Is that seats only in the back row?.......I remember Saturday morning club when a child......Gosh that was great, snogging in the back row,& finger pie...lol
ReplyDeleteGeorge I was a bit disappointed to,to find our oriental friends didn't have slits the other way,but always thought going by a Chinamans eyes that they were pulling their pecker a tad to often as well......lol..Talking about 'speeches' ,here is a funny George Bush sketch..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfwRb_XKFvA
Evening Guys. I see you have kept the standards really well elevated in my absence!? PMSL ! John, PLEASE don't encourage Phil....he is easily led astray you know ! George ? Messing with your "dongle" ...... my mind "bongles" at the thought ! ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!! BTW Your Thumper is huge Dude !
ReplyDeleteThursday is the new friday for me HELLO WEEKEND !!!!! and the good news is....I still have a Boss....just.....Although, after the email I sent the powers that be, its maybe a good thing I renewed my Union registration huh !?
Later dudes, have sick kids to do something 'Nursey' with here !
xx
PS - Nearly forgot the GOOD NEWS TODAY ! Dad PSA down now to 8 and T now at 0.8 pain dramatically reduced, and 3rd cycle Taxotere went very well yesterday :-) xx
Got my formal reply back from the hospital regarding complaint about dads treatment. As expected, it was full of waffle, reasons and excuses. But, I don't really care, as a point was made, and Dad has been getting treated like a King since I made it, so Round One to The Duck :-) XX
ReplyDeleteHi Elise...Great news on your Dad....As long as the treatment is, & stays improved then job done in my book........Just off to a Quiz night,at the Village Hall,& take our own drinks & snacks...Think i take a Glenny one day,just to add class...all for charity,so good cause.see yer all.x.
ReplyDeleteHave a great time John ! I am pants at any quiz xx
ReplyDeleteI can see the standards remain hi. Did I read George was going to stand on the steps of the town hall naked. Now that is something to be seen!!! You me could always do a calender.......
ReplyDeleteHope you had a good time at the flicks Phil. Back row???
Elise, glad you dads treatment went ok yesterday and that he is being treated well. Hope the kids are ok.
Lots of love xx
George on the steps of the town Hall naked.........be still my beating heart........XX
ReplyDeleteJohn, hope you had a good time at your, "Take your own drinks & snacks" quiz night.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds of the time I started my current business, I took all the staff out and told them first drink free, bring your own glass or cup.
This happened:-