Saturday, 5 February 2011

Saturday Balls..

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,,wind finally blown out(Morning George)and my shed roof has survived as has the cargo of firewater now readty to sup

Off to knock a few balls about with Steven the SIL at the local hostelry and maybe down a pint or three of the local hooch.

Now the wind theme has been" exhausted"I'll leave it to others to decide which way today's posts will lean,, 

Have a great day!!

Cheers

An old one and I know I am setting myself up ere!!!.........

Old Sailor & the Working Girl


An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

 He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?   he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

 She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back.

 

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22 comments:

  1. Bevie Hodgson5 February 2011 at 01:31

    Good morning gorgeous ones. Its Saturday and its time to play. Have fun and be good xx

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  2. Phil Thompson5 February 2011 at 01:50

    Morning Bevie,,,Can you be good AND have fun?? xx

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  3. George Hardy5 February 2011 at 02:48

    Saturday balls?

    A picture of a van belonging to a cock polisher?

    It's going to be all downhill from here ain't it?

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  4. Bevie Hodgson5 February 2011 at 03:03

    George i see your in the pink again!!
    Of course I can have fun and be good. Its such fun cleaning the fridge and kitchen floor. What more can a girl want. Off to be domesticated.
    May your day be full of gorgeousness xxx

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  5. john sherwood5 February 2011 at 03:25

    Wow....was that gorgeousness or georgienous Bev wants us to be full of...!!!
    George, just downloaded the 'Images & Animations' doc you kindly sent me in Dec,so will try out..huh...if i can concentrate long enough that is..!!!
    First though its down to the local footie club for a slurp,bite,& The match..
    See England started on the right foot last night,with that funny shaped ball,against Wales....
    Enjoy your game & slurp Phil..
    Put your feet up Bevie with perhaps a bevvy x
    Catchy up later


    funny clips...nearly 10 mins long...but some gooduns too
    Crank up the sound to
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkEUE5y8Pcc

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  6. Elise Cotter5 February 2011 at 09:37

    Evening All - 3 Knots Big Guy, very cool, never heard that one before. Okay, above post came in mid flow [!] nice one ! How are we all tonight? Looks very quiet on here today, thought George was allowed out to play again now??!! Baa !! xx

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  7. Phil Thompson5 February 2011 at 10:03

    Evening Elise,xx,,I think George has been out today visiting his "Friend" Dolly,,,I'm sure he'll be on here later looking a bit sheepish! LOL

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  8. Bevie Hodgson5 February 2011 at 10:28

    Well hello dolly and George! I'm sure those shoes are on the wrong feet!

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  9. Phil Thompson5 February 2011 at 10:50

    Evening Bev,xx,,,you'll be complaining about the shade of her lipstick next! LMAO

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  10. Elise Cotter5 February 2011 at 10:51

    Kinda more worried about the rest of it Bev !! George ? 'Ewe' had a good day then !!?? PMSFL !! xx

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  11. Bevie Hodgson5 February 2011 at 12:44

    Phil, I wasn't going to comment on the lippy. Is it the same colour as George's!! Also, the blusher is a bit lopsided!!!

    Ian is on the case to get me on the animations!!

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  12. john sherwood5 February 2011 at 13:35

    Bev....me, to on animations...!!!!!..but being on Zoladex my concentration levels are challenging..X

    Elise...liked Toddy's post on PCC.....so different but great ...59, & wooooing 20 year olds.....Big respect...lol..x

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  13. Elise Cotter5 February 2011 at 13:45

    Hi John, you gotta admire his honesty and candour, thats a positive frame of mind if ever I saw one ! I know the HT screws with you Guys big time, but once you get into photo bucket, and start playing with it, it becomes second nature....also gives you a bit more of an insight into people [!]

    Bev, its really simple, if I can access it and be [fairly] successful, anyone can ! Can't wait for you to edit in an avatar or pic...getting fed up of the big question mark !!

    XXXXXXXXX's to you all

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  14. Bevie Hodgson5 February 2011 at 13:46

    Hi I can't find the link. Any ideas, any one, please, pretty please???!!

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  15. john sherwood5 February 2011 at 14:13

    Hey Bev,....I'm pretty but haven't got your e.mail address...send it if you want..!!!!

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  16. Bevie Hodgson5 February 2011 at 14:17

    How do I send you an email?? AS you can tell I am very up on using a computer!!

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  17. john sherwood5 February 2011 at 14:23

    Oooooops....my mistake Bev..!

    e.mail to.... valsherwood@ hotmail.co.uk.

    John

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  18. Phil Thompson5 February 2011 at 14:27

    Hey John you're "pretty"? or you were at 1113pm...that you're opinion or your doggy pals??

    Bev I am sure

    Elise@Ireland,co.southernpart.careof Bollocks.com

    will get her, xx

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  19. john sherwood5 February 2011 at 14:39

    Yes Phil,one thing about Zoly is i have not looked prettier...Hair is thicker...skin is clearer....& i want to come off it...!!
    why...............i want a good shag mate......F**k this castration....!!!!!!

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  20. Phil Thompson5 February 2011 at 14:55

    John,,I was as on Zoladex and Casodex for six years,,never made me look prettier,,

    Although I do still have lovely skin! LMAO

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  21. john sherwood5 February 2011 at 15:10

    Haha !!!!!...............Can only go by feelings.....& they tell me I'm right..!!!.
    Maybe I be on treatment eventually,but until......!!

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  22. Elise Cotter6 February 2011 at 07:53

    You are full of C**P Big Guy....but still funny !! Love ya !! xx

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