


Hilary off for a girlie shopping day at the Metro centre(Gateshead),,pussy stuffed(chicken)..so a peaceful day instore,,
Have a chilled day Folks,
After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror...
Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her....
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...
'God....If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed...
And just like that... Her ears fell off...

SUNSAY SPARRA FART?
ReplyDeleteLMAO - Phil? you've caught my 'dickslexia'. You must be getting as old as I am mate!
Absolutely brilliant joke about poor old Monica L's love handles, ROFLMBO!
I'm taking it easy today too, folks
It's the eve of St VALEN TYNE's Day - the biggest beerfest of the year on Tyneside.
You'd have to look back in the posts here to 14th Feb last year to read the full history.
We celebrate the historic victory of the enormously fat Valen and his skinny-assed warriors who sent those damn Eye-Ties (Romans) packing....way back in the 5th century.
Off to take Bev out to a romantic concert and lunch. Will be back later. Ian
ReplyDeleteYOU CRAWLER! LMAO
ReplyDeleteHave agreat day Ian & Bev!
Hey George, Ian might have asked us??..he could have taken Lynn and Hilary too!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteGood thinking Phil.
ReplyDeleteBev was right - Ian IS tight! LMAO
After 5 years of nagging from Lynn, I finally got round to sorting the huge backlog of photos stored on my external drive.
ReplyDeleteLook what I found:
You have no idea what stick - criticism and sarcasm I took from 'so called' friends here about my dress sense that day.
Ain't that right Phil? LMAO
(Hey it was the twins' Christening, so why the big fuss?)
At least it matched your underwear Sweetie!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteEvening All. Liking the knickers George PMSFL !! Real passion killers ! But, as Big Guy pointed out, they did match that tie !! I must admit though, you did look mighty handsome in the photo ! Busy day at work....might be D-Day tomorrow....if you don't hear from me ever again, it was great knowing you all ! xx
ReplyDeleteHi Elise,,I have every confidence in you to reign supreme tomorrow on your "D"day,,,,Gotta be DUCK day!! xx
ReplyDeleteHa ! Cheers Big Guy......got a horrible feeling this is going to get real nasty..... xx
ReplyDeleteWhatever it takes to oust da "Prat!" I guess,, hope there are no repercussions for you Sweetie,,,everything crossed here xx
ReplyDeleteBack from ,y afternoon of romance to see my cheeky old man is creeping on here!! I was wined, fed and a good concernt.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, such talent and just love the undies darlin!!
Elise, honey hope all goes well tomorrow. You go girl
xx
Thanks very much. It isn't a nice situation to be in, and I don't want to be in it, however, justice must prevail....right? Be good if it could be sorted 'in house' but can't see the powers that be managing this. Have an awful feeling gonna end up going to an external regulatory body...... xx
ReplyDeleteGood luck Elise....be thinking of yer tomorrow.x
ReplyDeleteBev....What concert did yer see..
George.....if i was a woman i wouldn't have PCa....Now there's a thought...
Why is everyone showing pics of themselves?Pic of George today..Pic of Phil last week ....See what i can find.!!...Bev....no idea what yer look like,so just for The Mill Identificatiion purposes (i thinkk yer going) any chance of one too?.x
Thanks John xx
ReplyDeleteJohn Bev says she will be wearing a pink carnation so we will know who she is,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteNothing else just the pink carnation!! LOL
...........now I will be confused Big Guy...........you told me that was what you were wearing..........nothing except a pink carnation........ XX
ReplyDeleteMine will be red Elise!! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteOkay, well, that makes sense now ! And where EXACTLY will you be wearing this red carnation, and nothing else ???? xx
ReplyDeleteAnd Ian was the one going to wear a pink carnation to match his pink satin thong!!!
ReplyDeleteWay to go to confuse the Blonde Bev !!!!
ReplyDeletePS - Big Guy has gone VERY quiet ..... that is never a good sign
He's probably ironing his pink and red undies for June!
ReplyDeleteForgot to say George and the guys. Us women don't nag we just gently encourage! xx
ReplyDeleteI use a whip........
ReplyDeletebut only gently!
ReplyDelete...errrrr.....yes....absolutely Bev !!
ReplyDelete!!!
ReplyDeleteHope not too gently...!!!!?
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha John !!! Hope you are not too disappointed in June my friend ! xx
ReplyDeletenaughty, naughty!
ReplyDeleteNo way will i be disappointed......Just meeting yer all,will do it for me...........honest.!
ReplyDelete....besides....can't see them letting me through airport security with a 6 foot Bull Whip in my handbag.......
ReplyDeleteBev ? Forgot to say, Phil has a Green, lattice, Cheese Grater style posing pouch...he wears it on all the special occasions. George sews the sequins on by hand for him. Its a work of art really ! xx
ReplyDeleteIan has a crocodile one. Think I must get sewing!!! Who sews the sequins on Georges pink drawers!
ReplyDeletenite, nite, sweet dream guys and gals.
That would be Phil....they are great friends......! Nite xx
ReplyDeleteAnd to think they do live close,......Too close.!?...LOL..
ReplyDeletenite Bev x..
Just us left Elise.(unless Phil lurking).....Turning in or pour another (but need a clear head tomorrow).....decisions !decisions ! x
Oh you can bet your last bottle of Glenny' that Big Guy is lurking John ! I am off to bed too, as I might have a mad day tomorrow dealing with everything. Its at times like this I wish I was independently wealthy. Although, saying that, I won €10 on the Euromillions....just another €999,990 to go then I am there !!!! Sleep well dude, and don't have nightmares about whips ! xx
ReplyDeletenite Elise,& Happy Valentines day.x
ReplyDeleteWell I get unexpected visitors(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) for a few hours and you're all in bed!!,,have fun!!LOL
ReplyDeletePHIL?
ReplyDeleteDid you read those disgraceful comments about us? These women need a good spanking!
We'll bring our 'gear' in June, huh? LOL
I'm sure we can "whip up" some enthusiasm! LOL
ReplyDeleteDid I ever give you back those split crutch latex pants and rubber vest you lent me?
You 2 are just jealous ! George ? Disgraceful comments ? Maybe I WILL smuggle my whip through security.....just for you ! xx
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