Sunday loaf,

Good Morning/Evening my pious Sunday Chums and Chumettes,I was full of good intentions when I got up, to work up a sweat gardening but it's just started to rainso sod it I'm gonna loaf instead!

Hilary going off with Sherri for a Girlie day out leaving me and my pussy to our own devices,,

Hope you have an equally "Chilled" day apart from George who I am sure will be riding shotgun herding his visiting Grandkids!...............

Cheers

A  man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three  likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to  see what they do with the money.

The first does a  total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new  makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.  She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because  she loves him so much. The man was  impressed.

The  second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf  clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As  she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money  on him because she loves him so much.

Again,  the man is impressed.

The third  invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000.  She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint  account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she  loves him so much.

Obviously, the man  was impressed.

The man  thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd  given her.

Then he  married the one with the biggest tits.

 

Men are like  that, you know.

And  on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on  breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means  that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs  and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with  them