Friday, 9 July 2010

Terrible News For Geordies

North Shields Fishwife July 2010


Now I am really fed up!


Latest news from Northumbria Police

ALL FISH AND CHIP SHOPS ON
TYNESIDE AND THROUGHOUT NORTHUMBERLAND
ARE CLOSED TILL FURTHER NOTICE
DUE TO THE ONGOING SERIOUS SITUATION


Do you all realise what this means?

We can't have our fishies on our little dishies
We can't have our fishies......
Till the MOAT comes in.

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11 comments:

  1. George Hardy9 July 2010 at 07:07

    Not that I feel like singing....But all together now, let's hear it! : )~



    Dance ti´ thy daddy, sing ti´ thy mammy
    Dance ti´ thy daddy, till the boat comes in.
    Come here, mi little Jacky now aw´ve smok´d mi backy
    Let's hav a bit o´cracky Till the boat comes in

    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy
    Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in
    Here´s thy mother humming like a canny woman
    Yonder comes thy father Drunk... he cannot stand

    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy
    Thou shall hev a haddock when the boat comes in.

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  2. Paul Street9 July 2010 at 08:13

    When the Moat comes in, he'll certainly have had his chips...

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  3. Alexander Munro9 July 2010 at 08:14

    George,
    You`ll have to buy a deep fried Mars Bar & Chips instead!
    Can`t remember the song........

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  4. Phil Thompson9 July 2010 at 09:42

    George,I told you those tofu and alfalfa pasties you eat would fry a few brain cells,,looks like I was right! LMAO

    A lie down in a darkened room may help!

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Letter to Moat....
    It has come to my attention that John Terry has been shagging your missus while you were in prison

    Yours sincerely
    Wayne Bridge

    If Moat isn't caught by Saturday will they double the reward from10k to 20k and call it a Raoul over????

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  5. Mick Glover9 July 2010 at 09:53

    Dawn Sof we av py mash and liquer.
    From the Pie n Ell shop
    Regards
    TAX

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  6. Colleen King9 July 2010 at 10:00

    I want some of what you all are drinking. Lol.

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  7. Phil Thompson9 July 2010 at 10:18

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii Colleen,,lovely to see you gracing our site again,

    Yeah I think weekend madness has already posessed us!!! LOL

    You moved into that lovely house yet?

    Big Hugs Sweetie xxx

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  8. Mick Glover9 July 2010 at 10:21

    And inhaling Colleen
    Regards
    TAX

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  9. George Hardy9 July 2010 at 12:24

    Heyyyyyy Colleen xxx

    You'll see we have really bad guys here now....BUT....I DIDN'T INHALE!
    Asbo OAP Mick, Dogster, Munsie & Phil smoked the lot!

    (Still laughing about the Wayne Bridge letter.....did you hear of the John Terry 'affair' in OZ?)

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  10. George Hardy10 July 2010 at 07:36

    Oh well, not too bad huh? Fish and chips are back on the menu already for all we Geordies : )~

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  11. Alexander Munro10 July 2010 at 09:45

    Never mind the `we Geordies`,George!...." How about the Big Yins!"

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