Tuesday, 13 July 2010

Morninn'all..

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps, another grey start to the day,and cooler.

Off crabbing again to Whitby  on Hilarys last day off before returning to work,,Peace and quiet to resume shortly!

Hope you enjoy a "Chilled" Tuesday,

Cheers

Three women
Three women who were friends in school have returned to their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.

The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes,"and looks about with considerable pride.

The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions -- but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis."

After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera -- we're going to skegness for two weeks."

The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me an astra."

"Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg."

5 comments:

  1. Hey and Good Mornin' Good Peeps (.....and Phil) : )~

    WHITBY? AGAIN? MORE CRABS? YOU DAFT OR JUST MASOCHISTIC? LOL

    Actually, I think Phil has an ulterior motive for this Whitby visit.
    He saw me post about my mother-in-law being sacked from her job in 'The Dracula Experience' and after having Hilary at home for 18 days he's decided to try and get her my ma-in-law's old position at the show.

    I can see the reasoning here...summer holidays are starting, Whitby will be packed out for 6 or 7 weeks, and he's hoping poor Hilary won't get home for a good 50 days!

    Come on Phil....'Fess up. We know you toooooo well! LMAO

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  2. I actually have no smart answer to that one ! Enjoy the day Phil, hope ya get Crabs ! x

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  3. Enjoy your crabs Phil.

    I heard recently that the traditional Crabs found in UK waters have been over-run by foreign types.
    Here is a picture of the latest.
    Good Luck, ENJOY!!!

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  4. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA very good
    Its the way you tell um
    Mick

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  5. Thanks guys for your interest in my crabs,,,

    And yes Elise I came back with a coupla "Big uns'!"

    (Ointment NOT required!! LOL xx)

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