Good Morning/Evening my pious Sunday Chums and Chumettes,I was full of good intentions when I got up, to work up a sweat gardening but it's just started to rain
so sod it I'm gonna loaf instead!
Hilary going off with Sherri for a Girlie day out leaving me and my pussy to our own devices,,
Hope you have an equally "Chilled" day apart from George who I am sure will be riding shotgun herding his visiting Grandkids!...............
Cheers
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.
And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
Happy Sunday Good Peeps : )
ReplyDeleteSunday loaf? Bloody 'ell, I'd forgotten about that stottie cake for Elise. Hope you don't mind, lil duck, but I was so hungry after my night on the streets of Newcastle's Bigg Market that I ate half of of your pressie.
ENJOY!
As for the rest of Phil's post...all I can say is, aren't tits the best thing you can find in your garden????
I LOVE 'EM
Nice pic George,"Methinks I spy "Pussy"willow too!! :)
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ReplyDeleteGood 'toon'....I missed that one!
And trust YOU to spot some pussy (willow). Phil, you are incorrigible!!!!!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"
ReplyDeleteThe cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
And all this happened in Middlesborough....
ReplyDeleteThey had no trouble finding you either...Your photo was in every shop window!
You are soooo asking for it today Matey!!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteThanks George for sending the pic of you before you spent the night"On the streets"of the Bigg Market,,How was business??? :)
ReplyDeleteNow who's a bitch! (boo hoo).
ReplyDeleteYou heartless swine!!
OK, it's WAR.
Dear Peeps,
It was only yesterday I posted that sound clip of Phil in hospital after his wrist operation.
I thought it only right that you should also see the photo of him recuperating:
Off to pick up Hilary,,,to be continued!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteBlimey....a day at work and you 2 are worse than my toddlers.......! LMAO ! George, c'mon....half a Stottie.....?! Have to bring the other half over someday! Hope ya enjoyed it! getting SERIOUSLY worried about the pics Guys......Is this the hidden side effects of HR that they don't tell you about.....!!!! xx
ReplyDeleteWe've both been off the Zoladex and Casodex a lonnnng time Sweetie!!!Beware LMAO
ReplyDeleteLong term side effects.......? Or is that just the Bolockeer Humour?! x
ReplyDeleteBit of both I reckon! LOL xx
ReplyDeleteYep, The Bollockeers Ride Again!!
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