Sunday Weed!

Good Morning/Evening fellow lunes.,,not feeling too bright this moorning as I sit here munching my bacon butty and watching the Chinese Grand Prix,,,I made the mistake AGAIN  last night of partaking of a coupla bottles of homemade "weed"wine,,bottle one was a cheeky little dandelion number and the killer bottle number two was an infusion of elderflower and nettle!!!tasted great but my head this morning has a strange resonance when any sound is made.(Or it may have been a bad batch of inbetween wine Gordons!LOL)

Have a Great Sunday and stay away from anything "weed"connected!

Cheers

Three women

Three women who were friends in school have returned to their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor. The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes,"and looks about with considerable pride. The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions -- but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis." After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera -- we're going to skegness for two weeks." The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me an astra." "Well," the third woman says, "I also have a confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg."