Monday Peace again.

Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,,Da bog seat is fixed George,although the fun of not knowing which way you will end up facing when adjusting position has now gone!LOL

I did however upset a worker in B and Q when I asked him if he had plastic nuts!

Desperate times for North East football clubs as they are all struggling to survive in the top flight,,the stress is proving too much for me and I have now switched my allegiance to ladies naked beach volleyball which always seems to provide an instant"lift!"

Enjoy your week Peeps,

Cheers

A man picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.
"Eeek!" she says.
"Oh, I used to have toe-lio," he says.
"You mean polio?"
"No, toe-lio."
So they continue. When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten with sledge hammers.
"Eeek!" she says.
"Oh, I used to have the knee-sles," he says.
"You mean measles?"
"No, knee-sles."
Still undaunted, they continue.
When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says, "Don't tell me! Small-cocks!"