Friday Toilet fun!

Mornin'/Evenin' all,

My toilet seat ministrations to stop "the sidesaddle swivel"upon seating failed miserably as I cracked the seat fixing bolt!,,so off to find a bog seat fixing or  suitable replacement  for her Ladyship's derriere! 

Always a danger with Hilary accompanying me to the DIY store that she starts picking paint!!danger lurks round every aisle with all the wallpaper fixtures and fittings!!AND garden stuff.

Wish me luck on my mission and fingers crossed NO further DIY jobs result!

Hope you have a DIY free weekend,Enjoy.

Cheers

Alaska Joke

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a hristmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5.00?" "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too," "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us."