Bad times for Branson??

Just wondered...perhaps Branson OWNS Photobucket?

But that ain't gonna stop US .....is it, Phil?

BOLLOCKS TO BRANSON

Keith's remedy!

Keith asked me to post this cure for y'all if needed....,,(Topical as always Keith, nice one)!LOL

Photo Album 2009-04-30

Thursday Swine??

Morning/Evening all,..Watching the news last night ! was somewhat alarmed by the tips aimed at wives and girlfriends to avoid swine

flu....."Get the swine you are living with to move out!"... a little bit

 

drastic I thought but am on my best behaviour as a safeguard!.

Took mu pussy to the vets like night for jabs and was told she was overweight..note to self,,"Stop stuffing pussy so often!"

Enjoy your Thursday Chumsters..

Cheers

The Anniversary Fairy

A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.... Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I...." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!.........the husband became 93 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful b astards should remember fairies are female (well-95% are)

 

Bad times for Branson

Times are hard for Branson as he was snapped yesterday in Jarrow complete with safety harness,trying to sort out George's disconnected Broadband!

Sunny Hump.

Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,,rain finally gone leaving a nice sunny Hump day morning!...............................

I trust George has been "reconnected" and he can now put his temporary means of communication back in the loft.(His Ouija board!)

Hmmmm wonder if Samantha's favourite day of the week will make her "drop everything"and pop in for a bit!

Have a Good un' Folks,

Cheers

Coming home
After nine months of military duty in Iraq, the soldier was finally given leave. “Darling,” he wrote to his wife, “I'll be arriving at the airport on Sunday. But let me warn you - you'd better reserve a hotel room nearby.” Just before he left, the soldier received a note from his wife: “Darling, I'll be there to meet you. But let me warn you - you’d better be the first guy off the plane.”

 

 

George is cut off!!

Hi Peeps,I am just letting you know that Richard Branson has "Cut off"George ...LMAO

He has no phone,TV or broadband so we can talk about him as much as we like!(No change there then)Hopefully he will be reconnected some time this year!

Phil Thompson, Geordie news,Teesside.

Tuesday rain.

Morning all,Grey and rainy again here as a deep depression settles over the North East(Middlesbrough,Newcastle and Sunderland FC hovering in the relegation zone.)

Nothing uplifting in the news with all this swine Flu(Could have been worse George,,Sheep or Monkey Flu would have been a real downer!)

Well enjoy your Tuesday best you can,

Cheers

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How Long?
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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new penis that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch.'

The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your
wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.
'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have,' says the man.

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'

'Yes, she has,' says the man.

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.

'We're getting granite countertops.'

 

Here's one for George

Just been sent this vidoe link.  I'm a bit sheepish about posting it, 'cos I still haven't got the hang of this site ...

 http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4744168?fr=yvmtf

Enjoy

Where ya bin Alan??

Well Hello Alan and a BIG>>>>

from me too!,,,Where ya bin??took you long enough to find us!LOL

I'm sure you will fit in well with the rest of us reprobates,,,Look forward to catching up,

Cheers,............................................................

WELCOME, 'OLD AL'

At long last, and it gives me great pleasure (SHADDUP YOU LOT) to welcome Alan (aka Old Al from Boston, Lincs), to B2PCa.

GOOD TO SEE YA ALAN

 

Monday Peace again.

Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,,Da bog seat is fixed George,although the fun of not knowing which way you will end up facing when adjusting position has now gone!LOL

I did however upset a worker in B and Q when I asked him if he had plastic nuts!

Desperate times for North East football clubs as they are all struggling to survive in the top flight,,the stress is proving too much for me and I have now switched my allegiance to ladies naked beach volleyball which always seems to provide an instant"lift!"

Enjoy your week Peeps,

Cheers

A man picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them.
"Eeek!" she says.
"Oh, I used to have toe-lio," he says.
"You mean polio?"
"No, toe-lio."
So they continue. When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten with sledge hammers.
"Eeek!" she says.
"Oh, I used to have the knee-sles," he says.
"You mean measles?"
"No, knee-sles."
Still undaunted, they continue.
When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says, "Don't tell me! Small-cocks!"

Monday down the pan

G'd Moaning all,

Here's to a bright new week with high hopes that the Thompson household can sit comfortably again

!

 

 

Sunderland Crowd trouble at yesterdays match!

Hi George posting a shot of the crowd trouble at yesterday match against West Brom....the trouble was THERE WAS NO CROWD!LMAO

Sunderland Black cats roar???Miaow.

Okay Okay I know I'm gonna get it!LOL