Thursday: Over the hump?

Good Morning Bollockeers





Just 4 weeks and 1 day till the Geordie charabanc
sets off south to Leicester.

I don't want to worry you all, but at the last count there were about a dozen Northern gits like me planning to make the trip this year.

Be afraid....be very afraid!

Wednesday: Happy Humping!

Good Morning Folks


HOW Y'ALL DOIN?

Lots of funnies to post today

(as soon as my old brain catches up with my even older body)

Another Tittering Tuesday..

Good Afternoon Dear Peeps

Yes, another Tuesday...
so how about some TITTERS?

I'm hoping you will be able to see this timely warning from Terry about the dangers of solar panels (coming up next).......

MONDAY ABSCONDER

G'Day Good Peeps

Apparently it's the last day of sunshine for we eskimos for a while, so we're off into the blue yonder to make the most of it.

Home tonight.

BE GOOD

(NOT!!)

SUNDAY: Who hung the monkey?

Well, I DID warn him


But 'The Jord' insisted on showing off his tan in the Arab quarter of South Shields en route to the curry capital of the North East.
A sorry tale follows

Happy HOT Saturday

Good Morning Folks





As for me???
I can't get that hot hot hot invite from a certain lil' duck out of my mind.

You could say I had a very 'disturbed' sleep last night!

LMAO

Friday - Towel Day

Good morning, peeps - yes, it's that time again - International (nay, Galactic) Towel Day.

A towel is the most useful thing, what anyone can have. To quote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

- Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Although its seems this young beauty has taken it too much to heart! Shame!

 

ROFLL

Thursday Quack Quack Quack

Good Morning Folks

Another FABULOUS SUNNY DAY

Unfortunately, I've gotta go see the doctor again,

and though I've been missing La Duck like crazy here, this guy will more than make up for my recent 'Quack Deprivation'

 

Back later and into that garden to continue perfecting my Mr Cuprinol look in time for

June 30th! See ya when I'm suitably fried,lol

 

HAPPY HUMPDAY...and more

Good Morning Silly People

What a gloriously sunny day here again!

As you'll see by the other post, today is a celebration amongst the Hardy Clan, so I'll do yet another QUICKIE!

Hey...SHADDUP you lot!!

 I can hear all those insulting remarks from our women!!, LMAO

More tales of buses and Scotsmen coming up.......

Wednesday: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNN

Good Morning Tuesday

Good Morning Good People
(and the ladies here)

The SUN is shining on Jarrow today

Honestly...really...IT IS.
I'm not hallucinating and I'm not still asleep.
There's great big shiny thing in the sky and the temperature is rising.

How's the weather where you are?

Monday & I'm back.!!

Sooooooooooooo glad to be back after that crap bout of pneumonia......Still tired but doing o.k.......THANKS for the 'well wishes',& Val said also from L.O.L to......cheers.!

Bev...xx...hope Ian is on the mend to.......

 With warmer weather forecast it can only be.......Only a bag.!!!!!!! or 2

 Few funny pics.....

Cheers .!!!!!

 

 

Well done Chelsea

We has a power cut here last night so electric alarm clock did not work.

Lucky, my internal clock woke me up in time to get Kath off to work at 6am this morning.

I did the honorable thing and waved her off from the bedroom window before grabbing another hour.

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I never expected to live long enough to see an English team beat a German team on penalties!

So well done Chelsea.

Maybe temporary boss Roberto di Mateo (previous West Brom manager) will get the job permanent.

Roy Hodgson, (England's new manager) was also previously West Brom's manager.

So West Brom creates great managers if not teams????

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Spent all day yesterday trying to save the phot's from our holiday in Turkey from the memory stick (after Kath dropped camera into the sea).

I am still angry with her. We were wading (knee deep) to a small island called 'Rabbit Island'  which has a rabbit population of over 1000.

Don't know why she dropped the bag, all she was carrying was 5~beach towels, our picnic, 12~cans of beer, sun tan lotion, and a small football. 

Managed to save some of the pictures.

We stayed at a 5~star hotel. You can always tell the quality of hotels by the signs around the pool.

 

Have a good Sunday everyone.

Sexy saturday

Good morning my lovelies, well Squire Squirrel is still in bed with man flu, sorry chest infection. All I can hear is moans and groans because Jeremy Kyle is not on today!

Please note I am saying nothing about nuts!

Ian asked for a bell so he could ring when he needed something, well I have given him one but have taken out the clapper. ....

Enjoy today, be sexy and good

xxxx

TF IT'S FRIDAY!!

Good Mornin' All



TFIF?
INDEED!

What a friggin' week!
Hospitals, doctors, nurses and all that crap.


(But I must be on the mend 'cos I'm moaning again)


(Get back here soon John...I know you've had a far worse week than I have)

And for John and the other 'ass men' here...
Jarrow celebrates the bloody VIKINGS at every opportunity we get.
FFS! WHY?
All they ever did was rape and pillage the town all those years ago...and we even have a huge statue of two of the ugly buggers in the town centre.
DAFT OR WHAT??

Anyway, I digress.
Here's a photo taken last weekend at the Jarrow Festival celebrations: