Hiya Tuesday Peeps,,,grey and drizzly start to the day up ere',,hope the weather is better darn sarf for John and his doggin'?
,,is there an quivalent acivity with a pussy I can try ???
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Pussies aside(as if!!),,stoppy in day for me with HL at work,,La Duc at home preening today perhaps?,,we'll see,,,,
Whatever you're up to today hope it's all good!!
Morning John.........
Cheers
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Olympic Wrestling
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A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'Pretzel' hold he has, whatever you do don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the American collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, "how did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered,"well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."
"So, the trainer exclaimed, 'that is what finished him off?!"
"Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls.
Morning all.......Just a strol around the Marin for me with four leged frind.....My old work colleage had a cap that follolivewed him around the estae where he livdh,whne he tok hes dag out...
ReplyDeleteOpe yer cun sugest were i pat my Readng Glasess as pat thme down lsat nite & friggin cat'n find teh bugers....
Bastard Fucking PCC ! I am not ruffled, I am not angry, in fact I am beyond furious and about to implode this morning......
ReplyDeleteYou rowdy buggers! Now wonder my computer is on the blink this morning! Tried for hours to get online.
ReplyDeleteSuch 'fowl' language (you like that pun, Elise?...[no, she says....not a lot] must have jammed my processer).
Phil? Can't you control these two? lol (BRILLIANT JOKE & TOON by the way)!!!
I haven't see the latest shennanigans on the PCC forums, but I'll try again to look once I get this glitch sorted.
I have a suspicion that Phil sent me a virus...a new one....a Trojan Crab! LMAO
George, you seem to acquire a lot of glitches.....where the hell do you go on your laptop ?
ReplyDeleteGeorge....just received your notification..... nearly an hour on from you posting....
ReplyDeleteBlimey Elise.xx...take some deep deep breaths my friend....never trusted them 2, (ruth & owen) so more shennanigans to follow i bet.!!!?
Found my reading glasses on Bonny.......no not wearing them,but in the basket.....MUST BE THE BIT OF LABRADOR IN HER.........LOL
Well, it wasn't my 'puter to blame....'twas friggin' MSN/Hotmail......and not for the first time either! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteNoisy lot in ere!!! PMSL,,, quicker keeping in touch by semaphore sometimes..
ReplyDeleteI think my puter has lost a camshaft or needs an oil change!,,,dead slow and stop today a bit like me!!!
Off on a "Nautical bent"again? LOL
What is the matter with you all today eh ?
ReplyDeleteGeorge xx please add Mom and Dad in against my name for next years bash. Dad reckons he won't be here then [he won't cos I will hit him with a large blunt object before then at the rate he is carrying on] Thanks very much xx
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