Good Morning Evening Monday Bollockeers,
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"Pinch and a punch"on the first of the month or "White Rabbits we say up ere' for some reason?
Either way Lotsa friends due hossy appoints, doc visits and general poking and proddding by curioius medics this month I know, so good luck to all and hope you all have a good month!
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May your week be short and the weekend upon you before you know it!!!,,
,,speaking of molten metal,,, anyone heard from Bev and Ian lately?
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Happy Monday
Cheers
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ....... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Morning Big Guy xx Wet day here, dull and gray, but no wind [Morning George xx] Bank Holiday here, so a quiet day for me.....what you all up to today ? xx
ReplyDeleteMorning all........Just in from the garden.... phew....... its warming up nicely here.....
ReplyDeleteEarlier been dogging,& now generally tidying up Elise..xx..,before i pick Val up......afters is dog training & see my computor man (again).yhen big shop trip to Asda..........Really pleased today as mate rung asking if i like to visit Wembley Stadium on Sunday,as he has some Complimentary tickets to watch Charity Community Shield final between Man U & Man City....about 6 of us going ...
First time for me at the New Stadium .......Erm......help me out here breaking it to Val.!!???
Phil we say White Rabbits too at beginning of each month...(say it.3 times).....Pinch punch was a schoolboy thing as i remember it...
YEAH i mentioned Bev's absence last week & she popped up,so maybe she will again........miss her & Ians postings muchly.!.
Morning John xx Suggest you do it the clever way......say she needs some time to herself, 'me time' and as luck would have it ...... !!!!!!!!!! I would be thrilled if James did that for me dude ! Good luck ! xx Pissing down here.....grrrrrr.....and my chickens have started purring.......Do me a favour ! xx
ReplyDeleteMornin' All.
ReplyDeleteDull here, but hot...and no wind (you hear that Elise?).
Hey Phil?
Hi BACK AT YA!
I thought I'd pop along to that Sunderland Hair show yesterday and maybe get some ideas on how to style my ever growing barnet.
Got there only to find half a million kids and a load of noisy planes and helicopters. Day ruined! . : (
George xx I see your thought processes are returning to normal, feeling better now !? xx
ReplyDeleteFeeling a bit better Elise, yes Thank You!
ReplyDeleteTomorrow I go for that massive operation on my bonce (yeah..right...I should be in and out in half an hour....a bit like John). : )~
Here's the X-ray taken last Thursday:
PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteWell thats a relief 'windows' finally kicked in & fixed my 10 inch putor what a relief!.....................
ReplyDeleteGeorge........best wishes tomorrow & as you like (h)air shows....take a peek at the Red Arrows shot from Beachy Head (Downs) where i can be found dogging every other day.(my escape)........Look out for low flyers in a couple of weeks time if up there. though
http://youtu.be/yessOy6tj-o
Thanks Elise....xx......your advice worked...thankyou thankyou......re Wembley