Thursday, 18 August 2011

Thirsty Thursday Is Right !!



GOOD MORNING BOLLOCKEERS !!

Semaphore distress signal from Big Guy this morning.....it said.....
"Argh !!!!! B*st*rd Multiply is taking the pi$$ again !!! Cannot get in !!!!" PMSL !!

Now THAT'S a problem no Sailor want's to admit to eh ?!


Hope you can 'Get In' soon there Big Guy, I am certain the Guys are all in sympathy with you there ! PMSFL !




So lil' Duck to the Captain's rescue [yet again !]
 
However, always thought the 'Captain's Rescue' was a huge bottle of Balvenie !?

Have a good one people, and have a REALLY wicked day !
XXXX
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  1. Mike Brooks18 August 2011 at 02:53

    Hi Elise,
    Thanks for taking over Phil's role of early poster.

    I am sending Phil my favourite 'T' shirts which should help solve his 'Sailor Boy' problems as well as is 'Multiply' problems.

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  2. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 02:55

    Ha ha ha ha ! Good one Mike ! xx that should give him a few pointers eh !? Brightening up here in The Rebel County [fingers crossed !] How is Brum today ? xx

    PS - Got your new season supply of Snow Shovels in yet ? Am trying to get organised here, and still haven't found a yellow one..... xx

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  3. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 03:37

    Distress beacon from John Now WTF is the problem with PCs today ??? Johns has imploded....again....so could be offline for a few days....hope you don't get withdrawl dude ! be like me....I have 3 PCs !!!! xx

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  4. Mike Brooks18 August 2011 at 03:40

    Brum is overcast but dry.

    Some shovels are on order (2 x 40' container loads so far) for December so my prayer to snow Gods:- "No snow please until December and then keep going until April".

    Electrician just left here after spending 1.1/2 hours trying to find out why our kitchen light flickers!!!

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  5. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 03:47

    I hope he found out then Mike ! Yellow shovel to The Rebel County please dude ! xx you can send it via B&Q, Mahon Point, Co. Cork. ROI. Cheers ! xx

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  6. George Hardy18 August 2011 at 03:53

    Hello folks, just a quickie for now before I dash out to yet another appointment.

    Mike? I hope you didn't pay the electrician???

    Of course your kitchen light flickers. FFS, you live in Stourbridge...... It's a candle, duh! : )~

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  7. Mike Brooks18 August 2011 at 06:00

    What you mean?
    We here in the Black Country are not 'stone age'.
    We do have electricity!!

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  8. George Hardy18 August 2011 at 07:03

    Helloooooooooo again. I'm gonna spend the day searching for a 'bespoke' yellow shovel for Elise.(It HAS to be classy!!)

    Let's see if I can find one before Mike does.....and speaking of our Black Country mate.....have you got one of these cards, Mike?



    THANKS TO MARK FOR THE BRILLIANT SPOOF AD!

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  9. George Hardy18 August 2011 at 08:13

    And from our mate BILL in Thailand, some real words of wisdom:






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    IF THIS EVER HAPPENS......RETIRE GRACEFULLY!!

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  10. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 08:46

    Mmmmmmm.....Still no sign of Big Guy today......his problems must be worse than we all thought ! xx

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  11. Phil Thompson18 August 2011 at 09:23

    Head bangin' day or what!!,,,,,,,,,

    Finally made it using my old lappy with the lid hanging off!! PMSL



    Something nasty still lurking despite my efforts,,,excorcism continues tomorrow!!!! ,,

    Now what ya'all bin up to?

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  12. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 09:36

    DON'T ASK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope the exorcism goes well for ya Big Guy.....any chance you could nip over here and sort a few nasties out for me while you are at it ??

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  13. Phil Thompson18 August 2011 at 09:38

    Yeah I've been rounding em up all day Sweetie! LOL,,,xx

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  14. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 09:47

    ....missed a couple of small ones here Big Guy .........

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  15. George Hardy18 August 2011 at 09:55

    Elise has small ones????? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! : )~

    Geeez, you disguised those well in June! LMAO

    Here's something which will do the reverse....make molehills out of mountains (of snow), lol




    By LFTO Gear Team

    Gear news

    18 Aug 2011 17:40


    Which is best: a plastic snow shovel or a metal snow shovel?

    Grivel could not decide either, so they combined the two materials, added a dose of common sense design and came up with a radical new snow shovel that looks set to become standard issue kit.



    The new Grivel Steel Blade is described as the lightest in the world and features a metal cutting edge that is fitted to a plastic shovel. The shovel can be fitted into the shaft of an ice axe, which is such an obvious idea that it makes you wonder why others have not done it before.

    Furthermore, you get side handles to the shovel, so you can use it without an ice axe handle and just shovel away the snow in the confines of a snow hole. These handle holes also mean the shovel can be easily stowed on the compression straps of a rucksack.

    The Grivel Steel Blade is hitting the stores now, so check it out for home or mountain use

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  16. Phil Thompson18 August 2011 at 09:58

    "Snow hole"??????? SNO GOOD George!! LMAO

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  17. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 10:04

    ha ha ha ! I WANT ONE PLEASE !!!! Great find George xx Now, I live on the side of a semi-Mountain, so, should do the job ! Mike ? Any of these in your supplies ??

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  18. George Hardy18 August 2011 at 10:57

    It's absolutely perfect for you, Lil' Duck : )

    Come on Mike....beat that one! LOL

    Hey Phil............Wassup? Can't you manage a snow hole...and you a sailor???

    Remember Mr Brooks' message to you above:



    AND...You can buy this T-shirt in fetching pink too, LMAO

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  19. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 11:02

    Still waiting for the photo to be posted from my request yesterday Bollockeers...Geeze....you wouldn't want to by dying of thirst around here !

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  20. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 14:18

    Still waiting here Big Guy !!! Geeeeeeze !!!!!

    At work tomorrow, so please, no 'SOS' texts ! Phone George !! PMSL !! Nite xx

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  21. Phil Thompson18 August 2011 at 14:25

    Posted on yesterdays blog as requested Sweetie xx

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  22. Elise Cotter18 August 2011 at 14:28

    .....Smart Ass...... !! Nite xx

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  23. Mike Brooks19 August 2011 at 01:23

    Grivel Shovel??
    Dread to think how much these will cost. Not much use with UK's limited snow and ice.
    Better for Eskimo's and in the Arctic

    Sending this to Phil:-

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  24. Phil Thompson19 August 2011 at 02:09

    Cheers Mike!!! LOL

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  25. Elise Cotter19 August 2011 at 11:05

    ....but I am not in the UK Mike .... !! Get lots and lots of snow here y'know !! And I have no snow shovel, and would like a yellow one please :-)) ! xx

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  26. Mike Brooks21 August 2011 at 02:03

    WOW Elise!
    Never thought you got that much in Ireland!

    This calls for desperate action.

    Sending this over at once, hope it helps. xx

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  27. Elise Cotter21 August 2011 at 07:42

    Mike xx that looks like just the job dude ! Thanks very much. I will be able to get up and down my hill now with that little baby ! xx Meant to have the 'Gulf Stream' in these parts, but, over the last few years, it seems to have gone....winters terrible, snow is something else. Stock piling coal now...... ! xx

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