Good Morning /Evening Sunday Bollockeers,
,,nuther nice sunny morning up ere'.
...".La Duc at" work but without the boss today so maybe a bit less stressful? xx..................
Sunday nosh
and a stroll down to my firewater shed in the garden about my limit today,,,a stocktake and a few samples sounds like a plan!
Have a terrific Sunday whatever you're up to,
.............
Cheers
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler
The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'
Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'
The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
Gramps replies , 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.
The little boy replies, 'Then go f**k yourself'. Grandma made them for me!"
Hi Phil,
ReplyDeleteSo that's 'La Duc' work place!
Worth getting a price list do you think?
And for the Grandpa's little boy:-
Mornin'All. Little boy's grandad here..the Jarrow Marrow, PMSL
ReplyDeleteHey Phil, I only saw the top half of that hot air balloon in your post at first - and it took me 5 minutes to dare to scroll down!
We'll have to club together and buy John a trip in that! lol
Mike? You wanted a price list from La Duck's night time place of work? GOT ONE:
But Elise tells me there are 'concessions' for Bollockeers, LMAO
Hi Guys xx 'La Duck' was at work YESTERDAY....day off today ! Am liking the menu Mike xx Concessions for Bollockeers is right...free meals for the Bollockeer Crew ! PMSL ! You are all so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! xx
ReplyDeleteHi Mike,,,Ooops Soz Elise,,you riding shotgun on da rug rats today? ,,,xx
ReplyDeleteCracking menu George,,ROFLMBAO!!!
Naw...himself is home, and building his shed. Not certain that letting a 3 & 4 year old handle power tools and hammers is a good idea BUT, they are outta my way ! :-)) xx
ReplyDeleteA SHED!!!!!!,,why didn't you say!!,,,open invite for da boys!!,,,give me a shout I'll be over for the "Roof raising!" LOL xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge's new shed,,,complete with "Pussy motif" :))
ha ha ha ha ! Deep chit dude ! PMSL !! He is creating his 'get-a-way' at the bottom of the garden. Now all he needs is to power the sucker up and he can get his beer fridge down there ! xx
ReplyDeleteDon't get a cool box like the Aussi who put a motor on then got banned for 9 months !!
ReplyDeleteI like the "bbaalllloooonn" Phil, like George i had to look twice, thrice and again to see if I was seeing things.
At least with the value of the Dollar, George, those prices are cheep cheep, cheep cheep.
Why thankyou George,a trip in that balloon would not be 'pants,'& would be arsed to refuse i rectum.....LOL.
ReplyDeleteYes Elise..xx....but not many have gardens of 2 & a half acres........so 'bottom of garden' has a slightly different meaning....It would be like end of my street where i live in equivalent distance..!!?....pmsl
John xx PMSL ! xx
ReplyDelete;))
ReplyDeleteHot Girls + Alcohol + You
ReplyDelete= You fall asleep by 9pm, the girls shave your tash and eyebrows and paint your face with mascara and lippy before slipping silently away to go clubbing!!
ROFLMAO
PMSL !!! Hey Big Guy xx Sweet Dreams eh ?! xx
ReplyDeleteSounds about right!! PMSL
ReplyDeleteBrings back memories for me to.......Clubbing & Hot chicks..!!!!?.......pmsl
ReplyDeleteWell,oft to hossy for MRI scan.........Bone scan yesterday,& still radioactive today...Val mentioned there was a certain glow about me last night...pmsl....CT scan Thursday...
Hope all looks good on your scans John!
ReplyDeleteCheers