Sunday, 14 August 2011

Sunday Puter probs..

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,...Puter ploaying silly beggers and won't let me log on using my "User profile",,using correct password but not having it,,any ideas anyone???

Having to log on using my other user account name but can't access my pics and stuff???,having to upload new pics,,tried restore back a week but still doesn't want to play!

Hmmm just remembered one of Hilary's Lady friends is a puter whizz AND does Anne Summers parties,,,perhaps she will pop round and "Give me a hand"!???

Have a Good un'!!!

Cheers

,,,A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses."

 

 

4 comments:

  1. G'd afternoon all. : )


    Hey Phil, that problems with your puter seems to be the same glitch you had last year.
    I blame it on you surfing some very dodgy sites! lol

    This friend of Hilary's?....is she the one with the very boring husband (the bloke you have to get paralytic drunk when they visit?).
    The same lady who works in her sister's chemist shop in Middlesborough?

    AND she has all the latest Ann Summer's sex toys??????






    What ya waiting for? Give her a call and tell her which day is the safest for her to come over and fiddle with your hard drive!!

    Put on some suitable music, ply her with drink...and you kill two birds with one (two?) stones.

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  2. As always "Sound"advice George!! PMSL!!

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  3. LOVE THE MUSIC GEORGE. but why no bass clef as well ?

    Not on yesterday as decorating took all the time up.

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  4. Hiya Chris...I didn't put the bass clef in because we don't have enough ambidextrous MEMBERS. lol

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