Sunday, 7 August 2011

Sunday brisk,,

Good Morning/Evening Sunday lurkers,.....Plenty thunder, lightning and rain yesterday pm in this neck of the woods,,,,,now bright and very breezy(Morning George)

Bev and Ian off for some well deserved sun later in the week and Bev has agreed to leave me the keys to her "Craft"room....for us boys and girls to pop in and express our "Artistic bent!"....(mixed sessions will be Midnight till 6am,,, please bring a bottle and a bean bag and any resusc meds that may be necessary)

Enjoy a chilled Sunday Bollockeers,,

Cheers

A man moves into a nudist colony.....

 He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

 A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother, It says: "Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short.Love,Grandma"

12 comments:

  1. I go missing and come back to find plans are a foot for my craft room!!! Just to warn you I always hide Ians whips when we are away especially his fav one!!!

    Working from home this morning, such joy. The afternoon will be curled up on Ians lap watching the football.

    xx

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  2. Mornin' all. What joy! We have the keys to the 'craft room'. Can't wait to book my train ticket to Bristol.

    Mind you, I hope the girls are joining us....No way would I want to find myself with only Phil, John, Mike and the other hairy-arsed Bollockeers for company!!

    Phil, that Simpsons cartoon is a CRACKER! LMAO...and that cracker is certainly getting a good pull! lol

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  3. I always test crackers before I buy!!

    George have you sent lynn for the cookies in tesco's xx

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  4. She's been away a long time Bev......I wonder what she's up to there?????? lol

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  5. Evening All xx Can I come and play too please ?! xx

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  6. Video: 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' Trailer

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  7. Be afraid.....Be VERY afraid!!

    Monkeys rule!





    THE 'WHEELBARROW' POSITION

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  8. PMSL ! George xx you are on the WRONG tablets dude ! xx

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  9. Now hold it a minute George!!



    LMAO

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  10. PMSL....HOLD YOUR OWN PHIL!!! (or ask Elise...nicely!!). : )~

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  11. LMAO ! Didn't see this earlier, as MULTIPLY are not sending me email notifications FFS........x

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  12. Hey Elise George says I gotta hand it to ya!!! LOL xx

    Nite all.

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