Thursday, 25 August 2011

Soggy Thursday

 Morning/Evening all,,rained all night ere' and still going!!,,so a decidedly damp and soggy start to the day,,

No matter,I'm "House bound" today waiting for a delivery,,Hilary blew up the Dyson yesterday,scared the crap out of the cat,,but deffo a DEAD Dyson!,,,,,new one exact delivery time told,,"Sometime today"!! FFS! LOL

 

Have a good un' you lot,

Cheers

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'

  The girl said, 'NO!'  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and  drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

 

 The End

(Kinda brings a tear to you eye)

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22 comments:

  1. Bevie Hodgson25 August 2011 at 01:32

    I want to know how many other photos of my old man you have in your possession!!!

    Did you have to go shopping for the dyson??

    Its a stay at home day today with Ian now what mischief can I get up to...

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  2. Phil Thompson25 August 2011 at 01:41

    Gooood Moooorning Bev :)) the ansa is LOTS!! LOL

    Shopping for Dyson?? bout 10mins online?

    Any mischief give me a shout,,:)))) xxx


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  3. Bevie Hodgson25 August 2011 at 02:05

    Don't tell Ian but I am planning to take him out for lunch tomorrow.. It is going to be in a swedish restaurant that also sells household bits!! He will be so chuffed, not!!

    I'll give you shout if any mischief occurs!!! xxx

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  4. Phil Thompson25 August 2011 at 02:21

    IKEA Meatballs???? Sneaky!! LMAO xx

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  5. Bevie Hodgson25 August 2011 at 02:33

    you got it in one!!!!! He hasn't sussed yet and is chuffed I said I will pay for the meal!!! Am I mean or am I mean!!!

    Tim has just got his gcse results ( took them a year early) - 2 c's. Really chuffed for him. He now has 5 Gcse as he took 2 maths ones last year and got straight A's.
    The financial reward is being negotiated!!!

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  6. George Hardy25 August 2011 at 02:39

    Mornin' All.

    Mornin' Bev...glad you have some cheery news to share. Well done Tim!

    One BIG question for Phil......


    What exactly was Hilary doing with that Dyson (and I presume it was the 'ball' type?) to cause it to explode ?????


    Far too soggy here today too...I think we'd all be better off visiting a museum...maybe this one? :

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  7. Phil Thompson25 August 2011 at 02:45

    Well done Tim,,extra meatballs all round I reckon! :))

    Morning George,,"Ball type" on it's way and instructions to HL to be gentle with it! LOL

    We counting "Dick discs"now???? LMAO

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  8. Bevie Hodgson25 August 2011 at 02:48

    The skeletons bits have been stuck on as they seem to be in the wrong place, well from my vast experience they are!

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  9. Phil Thompson25 August 2011 at 02:54

    You "Dicklicksic Bev? :))))

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  10. Bevie Hodgson25 August 2011 at 03:02

    its hanging to low!

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  11. john sherwood25 August 2011 at 03:07

    DICKLICKSIC........hahaha

    Blooming hell Bev.........if that was real i would have had an everlasting erection.......ummmm memories...
    George i sent same vid to my nurse cussy in Oz a few months back........She sent back http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/erectiledysfunction/penis.htm.....
    Takes her job to serious me thinks.........pmsl

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  12. George Hardy25 August 2011 at 04:09

    LMAO JOHN.....I bet you and your cousin played doctors and nurses ( A LOT!) when you were kids....PMSL here....and I think she thinks you still haven't quite 'got it'! lol

    Hey folks, take a look at what she posted to poor ole John! : )~

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  13. George Hardy25 August 2011 at 06:06

    OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO OUR CAR???


    I hope Lynn doesn't read this latest blog from the boys on the Mongol Rally:

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  14. john sherwood25 August 2011 at 06:21

    George ....are they all singing this song as they go?.......pmsl

    http://youtu.be/g5dJ8icptE0

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  15. George Hardy25 August 2011 at 06:40

    LOL, John, I must be as old as you...I remember that song too!

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  16. Bevie Hodgson25 August 2011 at 06:47

    A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a cricket bat up his arse while he is on fire.... No further studies are expected on this subject.

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  17. Christopher Butcher25 August 2011 at 07:13

    Thanks for the anatomy lesson George, I don't know where you findem, but well done.

    Rain early on, sun is now out.

    See big white chief for the first time on 9th Sept, it will be interesting to see if they can translate all my scans and results !!

    At least your Fiesta got there, Geoge, now you know you won't have to pay for any repairs !!!!!!!!!

    Chris

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  18. Elise Cotter25 August 2011 at 13:38

    Evening all xx MIA for a while [don't ask !] but not back at work now until MONDAY !!!!!!!! Long weekend for 'Lil Duck' Woo Hoo !!!!!

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  19. john sherwood25 August 2011 at 14:00

    Hi Elise..xx....what times the link with Ruth tomorrow?...chill out now & pour a stiff one won't yer...!!?........

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  20. Elise Cotter25 August 2011 at 14:24

    Hi John xx 1-2pm, the link is on The Moderators board.the will be going live at 1245pm. xx

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  21. Phil Thompson25 August 2011 at 14:31

    Evening Elise, :)) you pouring a "Stiff one" too? LOL

    Enjoy your "Long"one Sweetie xx

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  22. Elise Cotter25 August 2011 at 15:30

    Slainte Big Guy !! xx

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