Saturday, 13 August 2011

Saturday innit???...

Hmmm Multiply says NO to pics this am???,,have to "INSERT" (Morning George) Later)

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Chums and Chumettes,..it is Saturday innit?,,lost all track of time this week after being incarcerated in da hossy...

Stoppy in day and catch up for me today so who else is around??,,Elise I think is riding shot gun on the rug rats today xx and George I know will be titivating his marrow for the best "Jarrow Marrow and small organ ic display" in his local Fete this afta,,,,(We expect BIG things Matey,,Good luck)...

Have a GREAT Saturday and a terrific weeekend whatever you're up to!!!

Cheers

You have spent all day preparing a

Dinner party for 8 -  £100.00   ...

Wine for guests -    £100 00 ...

Your parents are there,

Your in-laws are there,

Your boss and his wife are there,

The minister and his wife are there,

You're all

settling down for

a nice relaxing

evening dinner,

Then

In


Walks


The


Dog ........................................


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34 comments:

  1. john sherwood13 August 2011 at 02:10

    Morning all,& rain just about stopped here......Red Arrows due here 13;30 today........Went down to the Pier last night & red arrows came over went out towards the sea & were gone....to cloudy i understand..jeeze that was a quicky.!!.......Footie starts again today,& i wonder how i've managed without it these past months.!!?
    Showaddywaddy tribute band this evening up at the Bandstand..!!! memories eh.!
    Phil......Thats so like my dog , & she picks up the strangest things to.!!!!......pmsl

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  2. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:26

    Morning all xx looks like PCC are playing hardball now, and censoring George ...... "Escape for a while... http://********topca.multiply.com/ " .....all George's links to the site here have been 'twatted' with by the moderators.......WTF !!!!!!!!! Why now ? Whats the damm story here George ? Everyone is at each others throat on the forum because of this so called forum change, and I am getting caught up in the middle.....NOTE TO ALL ....... Lil' Duck does not like open Warfare........ Especially over, above or around her cute Lil' ass !!! xx

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  3. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:31

    every link that I can find has been 'twatted'..........WTF are they up to ? Is this pay back because we put the kybosh on their forum changes George ?? xx

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  4. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:31

    A VERY RUFFLED ANGRY PISSED OFF DUCK this morning people.......Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  5. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 02:31

    Nah..that's Bevie's dog!! LMAO

    Mornin'all. Phil's right.....Im off to show my marrow at the Jarrow Vegetable Show this afternoon.

    And John?.....FOOTBALL AGAIN...YESSSSSSSSSS!

    Sunderland away at Liverpool, the Maggies at home against Arsenal. Alex would have loved to watch that game!


    Hey, I am soooo friggin' annoyed with the PCC puritans. They have censored any link to our site. EFFING RIDICULOUS!
    Bollocks is suddenly a banned word.
    Six years with no bother and then they go and do this. : (

    Never mind, I've replaced my PCC 'signature' with this. hope it works! If it does, I'd encourage all of you to do the same.
    http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m514/B2PCa/B2PCaPCCSIG.jpg

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  6. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 02:32

    HEYYYYYYY LIL' DUCK...will you stop coming in at the same time as me!! Folks think we're sleeping together!! LMAO

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  7. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:32

    Maybe I should suggest thet go through all the posts and 'twat' out words such as 'ED'...penis.....etc......OFGFS.......Its a PCa forum........WTF terminology to they expect on there JFC......

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  8. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:36

    Too angry to be funny here George.....I came first....gotta say....had better ! xx

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  9. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 02:38

    Hey Lil Duck..it would take more than silly wankers at the PCC to get me REALLY mad! lol

    Sorry to be punny at this time of day..but to me it's just 'water off a duck's back'.

    By the way..yes..you did come first. Good aren't I? Very considerate. ROFLMFAO

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  10. Phil Thompson13 August 2011 at 02:41

    Morning John,,Morning Ruffled Duck,,Morning George...Ain't it Gay Pride in Brighton today John??,,Have fun Matey !!,,

    Can't access my pics :(( won't let me log on as usual may be a while,,,

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  11. Phil Thompson13 August 2011 at 02:41

    Come again George?? Ya lost me Matey!! LOL

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  12. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:45

    He would be so lucky Big Guy........

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  13. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 02:45

    I'm shagged out Phil! PMSL

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  14. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:49

    Easily pleased George xx

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  15. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 02:55

    Yep, you're DAMN GOOD! lol

    Elise, I noticed that you used the term 'twat out'.
    Never heard that word in years...(yeah right!! lol), but it brought back a happy memory of a lady in Minnesota who once did this animation for me - she named it the Sultan of Twat:



    YOU LIKE??

    LMAO

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  16. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 02:56

    ha ha ha ! I like xx Like the way your mind work too xx

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  17. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 03:08

    going shopping......Grande Latte calling me seductively ! xx

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  18. Mike Brooks13 August 2011 at 03:10

    Hi everyone.

    Football back whoopee!!!
    Easy first game for West Brom. Playing Man Utd tomorrow. Always good to start a season with 3 points guaranteed.


    Off to a City bicycle race in Brum today, should be interesting if anything like last years event.



    Have a great weekend folks.

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  19. john sherwood13 August 2011 at 04:29

    You are right Phil..............Gay Pride today in Brighton,& i ain't been to one of them either,not even as a spectator....!!!!!!!?...LOL

    Seems to me that Owen & Ruth want to change things on PCC......They come over as nicey nicey,but don't let that fool you...The latest with the Bollocks URL is pathetic,& to do it ad-hoc without warning is petty....even Allen (Art) is wondering how the PCC Board now operates....

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  20. Rob MacRob13 August 2011 at 05:10

    Catching up again.
    Good to see the Cap'n back from hossy.
    Maybe worth opening a pub called " Sailor's Return " ?

    A man coming round in hospital after an operation. His wife is sitting by the bed. " You are beautiful " he says.
    She is pleased.
    After waking again later he says " you are cute "
    "What happened to beautiful ?" she asks

    "Anaesthetic is wearing off" he replies

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  21. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 06:09

    Rob, that's a great idea. We should all club together and buy a pub, and Sailor's Return sounds acceptable.

    Heaven help us if we were to call it The Bollocks Inn! LMAO

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  22. Christopher Butcher13 August 2011 at 06:57

    Do you remember the 3 balls hanging up at certain shops, PORN, and they got away with it for years, so you'll have to nick a couple of them to put on your "Sailors Return" sign.

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  23. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 07:51

    Chris, you cheeky chappie! I hope you're not inferring that those three balls would signify Mike's, Phil's & John's total contribution between them?

    As for PORNbrokers??? LMAO I love it!

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  24. Phil Thompson13 August 2011 at 07:55

    Havn't you got a marrow to rub up??? LOL

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  25. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 07:59

    Hey, I think I'm the



    MY MARROW WON FIRST PRIZE!!!!!!!


    Phil? You've turned a lovely shade of green! LMAO

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  26. Phil Thompson13 August 2011 at 08:03

    Ha Ha!! Well done Matey,,I told ya keeping it somewhere moist and dark would bring it on! :))

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  27. George Hardy13 August 2011 at 11:10

    Hey Phil?

    Here are the three judges after they selected my marrow.




    Mind you....I'm not too happy.....although I suppose it's some consolation that at 60 I'm wining prizes for big things...BUT...I'd much rather be winning trophies like this one I won in my 30s!

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  28. Phil Thompson13 August 2011 at 11:16

    For Jelly Moulding????

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  29. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 11:50

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  30. Phil Thompson13 August 2011 at 12:55

    What's up with you now?????????

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  31. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 13:02

    still growling....but quietly..... xx

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  32. Elise Cotter13 August 2011 at 13:16

    Ah !!

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  33. George Hardy14 August 2011 at 04:15

    Ah !! ??????????

    What WERE you doing, Lil' Duck? LMAO


    Bugger it Phil....you know all my secrets! Did Lynn tell you about that blackcurrant jelly sculpture I made at cookery classes?
    But I'll have you know.....I made the mould casing myself. It took 2 weeks to get all the plaster of paris off my willy!

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  34. Phil Thompson14 August 2011 at 08:50

    Hope Lynn helped with the "Daggy"bits? PMSL

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