Saturday, 20 August 2011

Saturday Duckless and Pussyless? :(

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Chums and Chumettes,,,nice start again to the day ere,,and looking good for all the weekend"Tootlers"and "Tipplers"..

Duckless today with Elise quacking them up work,,and Pussyfree zone ere'since moggy went out at 320am and hasn't returned,(Hilary also at work!!LOL)

Have a cracking Saturday whatever you're up to!!.........................Relax?...................

Cheers

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor.................

 The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."

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16 comments:

  1. john sherwood20 August 2011 at 01:56

    Morning all....& 'sher' less to as have family get together (vals side) oh joy..!!!!. LOL..........Have a good un everyone & try & catch up later ......Hoping all your footie teams win to........

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  2. Phil Thompson20 August 2011 at 02:03

    Morning John,,try and have a "Good un'"!! :)) Hi to Val xx

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  3. George Hardy20 August 2011 at 02:28

    Heyyyyyy John, what a joyous day ahead of you! We are sooooo envious (NOT), LMAO


    Phil, I've always thought premature ejaculation was a woman's problem.
    We guys owe you a debt of gratitude for addressing the issue! : )~

    Now...that Saturday photo you posted was a cracker (you know I'm fond of the 'oriental look' PMSL).

    However, it wasn't big enough for myopic old gits like me and Mike...soooooooooooooooo:

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  4. George Hardy20 August 2011 at 02:37

    And here's one for our work slave Elsie:

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  5. Mike Brooks20 August 2011 at 02:44

    Better still:

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  6. Phil Thompson20 August 2011 at 02:45

    You blowin up my pics now??? LOL,,Your Mam's did warn ya what would happen with all that Monkey strangling when you waz kids?? PMSL

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  7. George Hardy20 August 2011 at 03:40

    AND EVEN BETTER............




    LMAO. Forgive me guys....the BIG MATCH is getting to me now.......Sunderland v Newcastle.

    I just hope the Makems don't play like a load of tits today!

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  8. George Hardy20 August 2011 at 03:43

    Geeeez Phil.....are you talking about Hartlepook kids??? Their parents couldn't afford toys at Christmas so they gave them monkeys to strangle???
    (Hartlepool..illegitimate baby monkey capital of the UK)

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  9. George Hardy20 August 2011 at 03:55

    They reckon the absentee fathers are all sailors.


    Talking of sailors.......hey Phil? Has your pussy returned yet???

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  10. George Hardy20 August 2011 at 07:37

    Now we know where Phil's pussy got to...playing in goal for Sunderland today! : (

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  11. Christopher Butcher20 August 2011 at 08:37

    Thought of you all today, when I spotted a tea-shirt on the bus with a squirrel holding a machine gun, and saying "don't steal my nuts", I just wish I had a camera phone to capture it.

    Did I read right Sunderland lost !!

    And the read arrows has lost one as well

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  12. Christopher Butcher20 August 2011 at 08:38

    PS calender says,

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANITA.

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  13. Phil Thompson20 August 2011 at 10:50

    Evening all :)),,Hi Chris,,, Bummer George!!! :(( PMSL

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  14. Elise Cotter20 August 2011 at 12:23

    Evening all xx Finally made it here, but am in bed now [no smart comments George !] as I am well and truly 'cream crackered' tonight. Tough couple of days at work. Bonus tomorrow, no work, and my turn for a lie in !

    Hey Chris xx is this the pic you saw ? xx



    ....and another that I have xx




    You scared everyone away again Big Guy !? Bevian still on their hols, so they are accounted for. Where is everyone else gone ? ! xx

    Hiya George xx I am loving the hat dude.....is it available in yellow at all ? I don't wanna be picky here, but yellow is my favorite color :-)) Thanks so much xx

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  15. Phil Thompson20 August 2011 at 13:07

    Evening Elise :) sorry Nite Nite,,,, Coo Duvet diving at 825pm!!!,,,AND a lie in!! watch out for dem bed sores Sweetie! LOL xx

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  16. Elise Cotter20 August 2011 at 13:15

    Thanks Big Guy xxx Pressure sores ???? I should be so lucky !! xx

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