Good Morning/Evening Monday Bollockeers,
,,Coo quiet ere' yesterday(Duckless too!!
)...wondered if some of you had hibernated already?
Nice sunny start in this neck of the woods,,,My puter still misbehavin but will crack it this mornin,,,and regain access to my stuff!..
and get my pics back!!!
Enjoy your Monday best ya can and have a good week!!
For John,,cos I can!
LOL......................
Cheers,
The 11th Husband...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT" This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."
Mornin' all,
ReplyDeleteHey Phil, my first job on leaving school was with the government....in the Inland Revenue..You think it was that training that made me such a stud-muffin?
ROFLMFAO!
Sunny here (wow!) but still not hot enough for me. I suppose I'll have to wait till I'm in hell before I'm satisfied with the temperature, lol
That old Fiesta of ours has now covered 4,657 miles of the Mongol Rally.
It's now in Kazakhstan (again!) after going through Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan. Still quite a way to go till they reach Mongolia.
Lynn cringes every time she reads the latest blog about the damage they've done to her beloved car, lol.
http://www.theadventurists.com/the-adventures/mongol-rally/updates/teams/baatarmyfiesta
I am sooo looking forward to seeing photos when the lads get home - and I wish I'd been on the journey - what a great way to escape the rugrats! LMAO
When did they start out George?
ReplyDeleteGetting help tomorrow with the decorating enlisted our daughter, grand-daughter and grand-son to come over and strip (wallpaper) the walls. No, we haven't hibernated yet Phil.
George, thanks for update on your Fiesta in the Mongol rally.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting.
We know some motoring safety requirements for cars on Mongolia roads are very strict.
Severe penalties if motorists do not comply!
Did you remember to tell them to fit the Fiesta with the air bag I told you about?
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Oh yesssss Mike, I attached that air bag even before they handed over the dosh for the car! I told them it came highly recommended from a good friend of mine - also an intrepid east European traveller, LMAO
ReplyDeleteChris? I think they set off on 24/25th July. Slow innit??? lol
Coo we scared ALL the Gals off??????
ReplyDeleteQuack Quack Bollockeers ! xx
ReplyDeleteHey Phil,......mustav,although i thinks Bev is on hols.....Weather has been great here...& yesterday was a great day out, being the last day of the four day Air Show,with a big Firework Display on completion...
ReplyDeleteBlow me down if Elise...xx... comes up in front of me.. hiya..!!
Hiya John, I'll let Val cater to that dept if you don't mind :-) How are you dude ? xx
ReplyDeleteEvening John,,Hi Elise xx,,,
ReplyDeleteOki doki Elise....xx......Val,is the teary one,especially after letter back from Consultants meeting,& next door neighbour is driving her around the Pole..........no pun intended.....
ReplyDeleteThanks for giving yours & others great support on Ladies.to her..........cheers x
Welcome John xx Its tough for you both just now xx
ReplyDeleteHiya Big Guy ! xx I am here ! xx
Hi Sweetie,,you around to play catch up tomorrow?,, xx
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