Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, 1: I like to watch my money grow.
2: once in a while I like to play with my money.
3: I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the Royal Adelaide Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233
Evening Terry,Morning all,, a quick Hi and catch ya later,,surprise taxi duties call,,
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Happy Saturday
Cheers
I wonder if we guys can get £i coins tattooed on our willies? A 'necklace' of them would be a very fetching accessory methinks! : )~
ReplyDeleteA REAL fascinator for the ladies, LMAO
Good one Terry! lol
Phil is on taxi duties?......Me too - and for the second day running, Grrrrrrr!
Wassup with folks...haven't they heard of public transport????
Evening all xx You Guys scared the 'chit' outta everyone today or what ????
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ReplyDeleteOMG...... LOL back attcha Big Guy....I think ! xx
ReplyDeleteMorning all ......Oft out soon for my trip to Wembley for the two Manchester clubs battling it out for the Community Shield .....
ReplyDeleteHave a great Sunday,whatever you do....
An old joke...
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says. “90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?” “Oh, sorry…” says the old man, “How much do I owe you?”