Thursday, 4 August 2011

Cherchez "La Duck?"..

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Bollockeers,,,,Hot and sticky(No names!) seems to have drifted off after some good belts of rain last night,,

OK so who has half hinched our Duck??...no sign of Lil Duck yesterday and posters going up as we speak to ascertain her whereabouts!!!

Last seen clutching a battered egg whisk,a bottle of Balvennie in hand being pursued by Leprechauns in Southern Island...

A reward is offered for information in the form of free DRE s for life!!Smileycons!

Fun shopping at last for Philip today,new motor,,time to drag Hilary around,,,,Oh Joy..LOL

Have a cracking day and keep those Peepers peeled for Elise!!

Deer Sex?............

 

Cheers

Morning John.................

 

A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup

. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

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19 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 02:54

    La duck est arrive !!!! BTW, Why are we all talking French today ? I am crap at that language !





    I am here, alive, and far from well in the head today [morning George xx how's it hanging dude ?!] major problems getting domestic situation sorted here, and could be a while yet before all is sorted out......grrrrrrrr.......my head is spinning round like 'mad dogs backsides'....

    Happy shopping Big Guy ! What's on the list ? Lotus Elise ? Lambourghini ? ! xx

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  2. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 03:09

    £5 !!!!!! £5 George !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????????????? Damm right I would bite you for that amount !!!!!!!!

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  3. George Hardy4 August 2011 at 03:10

    Aaahhhhh. La Duck est arrivee vraiment!

    What a relief! lol


    Mornin'all. Phil is buying a LAMBO (Lynn won't let me have one because of my sheep fetish).


    Elise? Good luck in sorting out your problems today.....it's enough to make anyone's head spin (shaddup Phil).

    I forgot to mention something about that private clinic (you can tell I loved the place, lol). They do loads of cosmetic stuff there too.

    I gave them the P & G Bush Trimmer's business card.
    They were very interested, but would prefer it if we changed the name to P & G Topiary Specialists...and if we do that they'll give us a contract.

    I'm signing it today, I'll do all the ladies triming and colouring,and Phil can fill a neglected niche (he's good at that)......they're desperate for someone to supply mens Brazilian & Blow Dry services. Most definitely the perfect job for an old sailor!! LMAO

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  4. Phil Thompson4 August 2011 at 03:15

    Okies Lil Duck back, :)),I'll drop the frog connection,,

    And George planning his "Ladies topiary" any new styles we can check out Matey??

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  5. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 03:19

    hey Big Guy !! WHAT ABOUT THE MOTOR !!!!!! xx

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  6. Phil Thompson4 August 2011 at 03:21

    Running pretty good today Sweetie,,,I feel like I could crush a grape! PMSL xxx

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  7. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 03:38

    PMSl ! And there was me thinking you were up for 'ripping a tissue' !!

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  8. Phil Thompson4 August 2011 at 03:39

    Small steps Elise!! LMAO xx

    Hmmm can't seem to find a Bugatti showroom round here?? :((

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  9. Mike Brooks4 August 2011 at 05:48

    Hi Phil,

    Given the choice, I am please you decided to have a new motor.

    From experience, I know, long term, the are cheaper!

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  10. Christopher Butcher4 August 2011 at 06:45

    Good luck with the domestics, Elise We've had the windows and doors man here today, so can't do any cleaning as it will spoil his handywork, that's what he said anyway, and I'm in TOTAL agreement.

    Good car hunting Phil, Nissan isn't far from you see if they have a free sample !!!!

    About your french being "crap" Elise, we had 12 years of struggling with the language and are pleased to be back where we can argue, answerback, rant and rave AND be able to understand what is said......

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  11. john sherwood4 August 2011 at 08:07

    Afters all.....Well Phil,push them sales people for a good deal,then waiver as they think they have a done deal,& see what more they can come up with....
    Weather here yesterday was wall to wall sunshine & 30C.....Today..continuous rain & 17 C...........C'est la vie.!!.
    We truely are lazy with languages but hey ho I'm certainly not complaining...........
    Elise...xx.... hope you get your domestic side sorted pdq.eh.!!?....
    Phil.....When i said i liked a ass pic............huh.!!......pmsl

    as for a prank ....boy can they run.!?........http://youtu.be/WrrTxa9bUs4.

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  12. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 12:22

    Chris xx Can you send him my way please ?! xx I know a bit of French, but trying to learn a bit of Spanish now ...... ! xx
    John xx You got my weather dude ! xx

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  13. George Hardy4 August 2011 at 12:36

    HOLA ELISE! ¿quieres joder?


    PMSL

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  14. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 12:53

    Hola George !! Suspirando por causas perdidas ? PMSL ! xx

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  15. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 13:42

    The Prostate Cancer Charity would like to hear your views on prostate cancer research.

    We did a similar survey in the past and we now want to update this information because we are reviewing the way we fund research, and the types or areas of research that we fund.

    The Charity has a limited amount of money to invest in research and we want to make sure we are investing in the most important aspects of prostate cancer research. In particular, the Charity would like to know if there are areas, or issues about prostate cancer where you feel more research is needed to help. For example, this can include the causes, diagnosis, treatment and the experience and needs of people affected by prostate cancer.

    By taking part in this short survey you can tell us about areas where you think the Charity should invest in prostate cancer research. Please think about your own experience of prostate cancer and how this might be improved when answering these questions.
    This survey will take approximately 10 minutes to complete.

    Who should take part?

    The survey is open to:
    • Men who have, or have had prostate cancer
    • The partners, family members, friends or carers of men who have, or have had prostate cancer


    Closing date: 16th August 2011

    http://414988.polldaddy.com/s/prostate-cancer-research-funding-survey

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  16. Elise Cotter4 August 2011 at 13:43

    The above was posted today on the PCC forum. Thought you Guys might like a look ? xx

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  17. Phil Thompson4 August 2011 at 14:40

    Thanks Elise,I think they will have mine on a loop by now... LOL

    Nite xx

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  18. George Hardy5 August 2011 at 03:04

    Thanks Elise......but I don't think I should bother filling in any more surveys after your Spanish comments!
    I'm a lost cause?? And I have you sighing?? ROFLMBO!!

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  19. Elise Cotter5 August 2011 at 03:06

    hey George xx You sure you translated that right ??!! xx

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