Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Canny Hump Day..

 

Good Morning/Eveing fellow Humpsters,,,Canny start to the day here with blue skies and sunshine to ease us over the Hump!..

Enjoy your run out George,,,local Moor sheep round ere' have been warned but I'm sure there will be a coupla "friends"keen to meet up again?

I'm saying nothing about "Old goats!" LOL...........................

Enjoy the weather while ya can and have a good day!

Cheers.

EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her Birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide

The Wall of Fear

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McD's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's! What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation ... 'I meant my dress size, you f**kin' idiot !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong!

 

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23 comments:

  1. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 01:21

    ha ha ha ! Morning Big Guy xx The moral is so very true !! PMSL Well, blue skies, and I do believe that huge yellow thing in the sky is sunshine for The Rebel County today ! day off again !!!! Busy day at the PC now today, and baking later. Got another order for a birthday cake....Chef at work who doesn't do baking.....gulp, gulp, gulp ! Better make this one REAL good eh ! It will be a Tractor cake for her little boys 2nd birthday, due now for 2nd Sept. Wish me luck Guys ! Am thinking of 'A Piece of Cake' as a name....suggested by my wonderful Dad, and an RAF term.....catchy, simple and I like it lots :-)) better hustle here ! Laters xx

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  2. Phil Thompson17 August 2011 at 01:25

    Morning Elise :)),,Good luck with your creation Sweetie,,,,



    ,,pics when you've finished pleez!!,,,Have fun! xxx

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  3. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 01:31

    Thanks Big Guy xx Have a bit of time in hand yet [ okay George, no comments ! xx] Better make this one VERY GOOD ! xx

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  4. Phil Thompson17 August 2011 at 01:43

    Tad early for George LOL

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  5. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 01:44

    Yes Big guy....still tucked up in his Duck Duvet ! xx

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  6. Phil Thompson17 August 2011 at 02:21

    and PJs !!!PMSL

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  7. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 02:36

    Oh we in deep 'chit' now Big Guy !!! I am scared ! PMSFL ! xx

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  8. George Hardy17 August 2011 at 02:52

    OMG, did Lynn send you that photo of my favourite jim-jams?? I AM MORTIFIED

    I was NOT tucked up inside my duck (duvet)...I was dragged outta bed early and I'm now being dragged off into the car for a journey to only God know where.
    I'll be back tonight......BE GOOD (NOT!!)

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  9. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 02:53

    George xx quit moaning dude xx you love it really ! Would do just about ANYTHING to see you in those PJs !! PMSL !!

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  10. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 03:02

    Am thinking of designing and making a B2PCA cake for the next bash next year......what you think guys ? And no, it wont be dairy free at all.....an artery choker !! xx

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  11. john sherwood17 August 2011 at 03:46

    Morning all.....Great name that 'Piece of cake'.......has a ring to it.......& a cake is an excellent idea to Elise x...

    Btw George,have already booked Friday & Saturday at MOS.....

    Fiinished 7 day course of anti biotics (Clarithromycin) & still bringing up green sputum!...how long does effects of Casodex take to leave body?!!....Ever since i have been on that sh!t, i've felt unhealthy so to speak....off them now...so cancer drug free at mo..!!!!.

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  12. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 04:00

    John xx Casodex takes 4-6 weeks to completely clear the system xx Hope you feeling better soon xx a few extras too ! [don't tell Big Guy, he will get jealous !] XXXXX

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  13. john sherwood17 August 2011 at 06:44

    Thanks for that Elise..xx....Thought at first you meant a few extra malts.!!?....(I won't tell if you don't)...

    I see the Moderator is removing so called offensive material off 'Laughter the Best Medicine'thread......
    Was going to put this one on there,but thought would it be offensive to Muslims?...ummmmmm


    Weather Climate Name change.......


    The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather'

    Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as: 'Muslim Weather'

    (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite )..!!!!




    Mind you its Sunni here at mo..!!!!?..LOL

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  14. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 06:57

    OFGS I am getting sicker and sicker of what is happening on PCC JOhn.....grrrrrrr.....All points to this being laid wide open for all.....despite protestations, and yes, I do mean you too George......they are changing the goal posts.....I am not happy about it AT ALL

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  15. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 07:00

    which specifically John ?

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  16. john sherwood17 August 2011 at 07:38

    iI don't know Elise..xx....I'm questioning what i put on there now.!!.. ........It just makes me feel i'm in Primary School as Chris put it, & walking on eggshells.......FFS we are all adults,& lots of people get enjooyment from that thread........a moments escape from the reality of cancer,& the journey we are all on.....

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  17. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 07:45

    It goes to prove that changes to the forum will go ahead regardless of what we, the users, say.....

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  18. Phil Thompson17 August 2011 at 11:01

    Evening all, :)....I miss anything?,,Hows the cake going Elise?? xx

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  19. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 11:44

    What ??????!!!!!!!! 'Did I miss anything'...... WHAT ????????

    cake lovely thanks Big Guy xx

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  20. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 13:17

    John xx Val is shocked at my language on LOL .....You don't let her read anything on here huh ??!! xx

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  21. Elise Cotter17 August 2011 at 14:28

    Big Guy ??? You there ?? Need some help here PLEASE XXXXXXXXXX Have you the cartoon about "If women did ....." [cant remember the actual words] the guy stood at the machine with his manhood in a clamp like scanning machine ??? You got that one ? Can you post it here for me please xxxxxx Pretty Please ????? XXXXX

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  22. john sherwood18 August 2011 at 00:58

    Winding you up Elise.xx.......I always show Val the best funnies on here..........Come on Phil post that cartoon won't you.!!?

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  23. Phil Thompson18 August 2011 at 12:42

    You looking for this Sweetie???sorry for the delay xxx

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