Friday - Are You Back In The Land Of The Living Big Guy ?!

Good Morning Yet Again Bollockeers

Thought I would 'Up the Ante' a bit, in readiness for Big Guy and George to take over !

How's it hanging today Big Guy ?! You picking up a bit ?! Reckon you are in deep 'chit' if you think herself is gonna let you ANYWHERE near your PC anytime soon ! I reckon there is a stack of jobs waiting for ya !! PMSL ! xx
Did a bit of baking today, thought the cakes might 'pick you up a bit' ... enjoy !!




Well, I am back at work [grrrrr] for the next 3 days.....Have put the below ad' in the local paper, am hoping I get a job offer soon !!



All downhill now to the weekend Bollockeers...time to cut loose and go crazy !



Have a great one people !!



 

Thursday........Already !!

Gooooooood Morning Bollockeers !!



How are we all this morning?
Beautiful sunny day here again in The Rebel County ! Wow ! Are we finally getting a summer here !?


Well, you all have to put up with me a while longer yet dudes !

Hopefully, Big Guy will start to rouse himself over the next coupla days, and see what kinda havoc we have wreked in his absence !




George is still 'Sheep Worrying' in Yorkshire.....and still moaning about his weak signal [PMSL!] .....nothing changes really !

I am having a quiet day [!!] before heading back to Rura Pentha tomorrow ...yes...it is a Penal Colony, in the Beta Penthe System,
 [and feels like it when I am there!]
however, as the "Terrible Twins" are "M.I.A", I feel quite safe in stating this today!

What are the rest of you good people up to today? Hope it is equally relaxing and sunny for you all too XXX

Anyone checked out the photo album yet ? John xx Got your piccies sorted xx Hope you likey ?

Mike xx There are a few that I just cannot put names to....any chance you could have a look and add the ones in that I am missing?

Delighted to see all the photos, and some stunning ones there Guys. Loads more to go on, hoping that Mom figures out the system, as I reckon she got some crackers !!

Well, gotta go do something extremely quiet and lazy now !

Big Guy xx We are all rooting here for you, and missing you BIG TIME here on Bollocks. Get better soon dude, the triumverate ain't complete without you !

Loads of these from Lil Duck specially for you today Big Guy XXXX

Hump Day Gremlins.....

Happy Hump Day Bollockeers !!

I had a 3 & 4 year old running a "System Restore" on my Laptop this morning.......grrrrrrrrr......I suppose I was just lucky they never wiped my hard drive....I would have been in trouble then !


I have been in contact with George, and filled him in on what has been going on with Big Guy. At this point in time, I have heard nowt from either.....will keep you all posted.

Still sending lots of positive energy your way Big Guy, we need you back up and running ASAP !!

Sunny, warm day so far in The Rebel County 
[it won't last !]



Just about back to normal here after a magnificent weekend with you all ! Rock on next years bash !

Also want to wish 'Our Bev' and Ian a fantastic day today as they enjoy a garden party with Her Majesty ! Hope you have been practising your curtsey Ian ?? !!

Big Guy - Latest

I have received a text from Big Guy this afternoon. He is in a lot of pain, "worse than before" were his exact words. At the time I received the text, he was waiting for the GP and Oncologist to get in contact with him.

He is feeling terrible, and just wants to be made comfortable now.

He is very concerned about all of you, and asked me to explain to all the Bollockeers what is happening at the moment. I will keep in contact with Big Guy, and let you all know what is happening, and how he is doing.

I don't have to tell you all how worrying this is. Hoping he gets the correct medical attention, and swiftly.

Thoughts, prayers and lots of positive energy winging it's way to you Big Guy xx get better soon. We all miss you on here !


XXXXXX

MOS Photies link

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Sticky night! :)

Good Morning/Evening |Monday PeepsCoo that was a hot and sticky night up ere',,Stilly claggy and set to be another hot one,,,No doubt La Duc' will be out crisping her skin along with the rest of us that can indulge in  a loaf in the garden hammock today.

George's MIL will have joined them by now at the caravan at a location somewhere in my county,(Location witheld so as not to spread panic through the sheep fraternity),,,,they are still a bit edgy from his last visit!(Three ewes gave birth to quintuplets and a ram is still under therapy and on pussy tranquilisers.......Moggy-don!)

Enjoy da sun while you can back to normal tomorrow temps

Morning John....................................

 

Cheers

The Sailor's New Watch...................

 A Sailor walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The sailor explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you"re not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

 The Sailor smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing"s an hour fast!"

 

 

Welcom back Guys and Gals....

Good Morning Bev Ian and Soo and all lurkers out there,, and as our Bollockeers  trek the're weary way back from the MOS.......

I'm sure a good time was had by all and looking forward to all the Gos!!!

Wos' gonns be first to pop in and break the silence?,,rewards are offered!! LOL,,,,,,,,,,,

Looks like it's gonna be a cracker weatherwise so have a good day all and As George heads into Gods country Yorkshire remember our sheep have got your number Matey!!.......

Cheers all

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. Weight   loss program...

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life... She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. As promised. He   decides to go for broke and  calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck

That reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.!

 

Who's about?

Good Morning/Evening fellow reprobates,,for those still yet to head out to the MOS,,"Get yer arse in gear and don't be late!" LOL,,,Seriously, safe journey and have a terrific meet up!

For those of us left in the naughty corner please make yourself known,,or I may have to hold a seance later to find out who's out there!

Indoor pursuits for me (Morning Bev) wth the European Grand Prix,and I'm sure we'll be receiving some MOS texts or messages with an update,,got one last night from George having a "Tab"outside with Rob and his wife! 

Happy Saturday Folks,

Cheers 

Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their 2 up 2 down terrace house. After a few days a young attractive woman applies for the room and explains that she is a model working in a nearby Manchester studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays to Thursdays but would pay for the whole week. Doris shows her the house and they agree to start straight away.

"There’s just one problem" explains the model " because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don’t have a bath?" "That’s not a problem" replies Doris "we have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water." "What about your husband?" asks the model. "Oh he plays darts most weekdays - so he will be out in the evenings." replies Doris. "Good" says the model " that being settled, I’ll go to the studio and see you tonight."

That evening Fred dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Doris prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps into the bath and Doris is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair. The model notices Doris’s staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave especially when modelling swimwear or underclothes. Later when Fred returns Doris relates this oddity and he does not believe her.

"It’s true I tell you" says Doris "look, if you don’t believe me, tomorrow night I’ll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."

The next night Fred leaves as usual and Doris prepares the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into the bath - Doris, standing behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model’s naked pussy. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own hairy mass.

Later Fred returns and they retire to bed. "Well do you believe me now?" she asks Fred. "Yes" he replies "I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show me yours ?" "Just to show you the difference" answers Doris " but anyway you’ve seen my pussy millions of times?"

"Yes" says Fred "I have....but the rest of the f***ing darts team haven’t."