Tuesday, 1 March 2011

White Rabbits?

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Chums and Chumettes,and a very Happy March 1st,,they say "White Rabbits"here for luck,,(Your guess is good as mine!! LOL

Blue skies and sunshine here to start the month,Any sign of Elise??we seem to have lost her yesterday,Hope that black hole that seems to be work at the moment for her hasn't swallowed her up!

Hope March proves to be a good month for all!!

Cheers

 

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man. The medicine man slowly, methodically, produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine. It must be respected. You take only teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want." The old man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until next full moon."

The old man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

 

12 comments:

  1. Met this 'White Rabbit' in the pub last night.
    I said you are a day too early.
    She said your 30 years too late!!
    Rabbits can be cruel

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  2. Hope you didn't have your "Beer goggles"on Mike!! LMAO

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  3. I guess you 'came on to her' too soon Mike! LMAO
    It sound like the girl dished out a dose of 'premature emasculation', duh!

    I think we must even AGE prematurely here, you think? : )~

    Hey Phil, You and your bloody white rabbits!
    It's taken me 2 hours to try and post a very special video in honour of your patron saint's day. (see da blog)

    I did the best I can, with no help from Multiply, so I hope you enjoy it! LOL

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  4. Much appreciated George,,"My girls pusssy"is still a favourite of mine!!! PMSL

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  5. Great joke Phil.!!....Mike,thats a bummer!!,when those young things say that.... but i guess there's plenty more rabbitt in Sainsburys ..lol..!!!!? ..
    Never ever say 'Wh$te Rabbitts',today as its just not that lucky.........for me anyway....!!

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  6. Hiya Peeps,,Well I have spent most of last night and today trying to get rid of a mass of Trojans attacking my puter!!

    John you were asking about a good antispyware???,,I have three that failed to get rid (One I pay for),,,But again when I ran a Deep scan with "Superantispyware"it found and got rid of over 600 Trojans,,,a mass attack but now all clean!! and playing catch up...

    The link if anyone wants to download Superantispyware is.... http://www.superantispyware.com/ works for me everytime. :) (Download the FREE edition)

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  7. Just realised it's St David's day today!!,,,to all with a Welsh connection ("No George that doesn't include sheep!!"LOL

    A VERY HAPPY



    Gotta go I need a leek!! PMSL

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  8. HAPPY BAAA DAY TO EWE
    HAPPY BAAA DAY TO EWE
    HAPPY BAAA DAY DEAR SHEEPFOLKS
    HAPPY BAAA DAY TO EWE

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  9. OH WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!,,the mention of the "S" word and he's off on one!!! LMAO

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  10. Phil, thanks for the link....I give it a whirl.!!?...i have AVG permanently (free) on my lappy,but can only get a 30 day free trial now,& its not so good either for notebook.....Hey just heard Jane Russell has died.....Cor,she looked good in those 50s black & white films,(well everything was B&W then) on the box...Also, just clicked in my head rabbitts & Sainsburys....They were ........................................londoners..!! .....'onest guv''

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOSseI1hao8

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  11. George, just thought I would tell you we had lamb for tea!!

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