Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,
sun out and blue skies again ere,,
Seeems like the female population in our neck of the woods equate the sun shining with Summer being here already,,, as I have noticed (purely from a "scientific" viewpoint)"that the hemlines seem to have risen and topclothes discarded over the past few sunny but cool days
My studies of this phenomena will continue today whilst Hilary is at work.
(note to self clean binoculars
)....Does this make me a "Twitcher??"LOL
Have a cracking Tuesday,
Cheers
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Assertiveness
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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," said his wife.
LMAO, a funereal joke form PHIL!!! Just what we needed, lol.
ReplyDeleteStick with the bird watching mate!
And folks, he is RIGHT about the rising temperature and rising hemlines.
Phew! (HOLD ME BACK!)
Personally, I think these young girls & yummy mummies & stunningly glamorous grannies pose a huge threat to road safety.
What normal guy can keep his eyes on the road when on every side of the street there are such spectacular views of shapely legs!
And when I say say shapely legs...I mean FEMALE ONES Philip! You old tart!
Busy day again for me....another damn blood test. But I won't complain if I get the same beautiful nurse as last time.
Then of course, we have the birthday twins to contend with later today.
LATEST about ALEX:
He had been taken into hospital as an emergency admission because of a serious bleed.
His condition stabilised, and he was moved from intensive care on Sunday.
Last night he had a blood transfusion and he will be assessed again today.
Good luck with da PSA test Matey,
ReplyDeleteSame with dem twins!!hope you all have a fun day!
Looking forward to some more good news on Alex!!
Cheers
Evening all. Thanks for the update George, I have been worried xx If you are in contact with Pat, then please send my love to her and Alex xx
ReplyDeleteHiya Big Guy....I think the word you are looking for is LETCH !! LMAO ! xx
Hi all..
ReplyDeletePhil,this blog,never showed up on my e.mail radar...huh.!,but then watching the girls ar&e made up for that..!! l
Also matey, lost the name of the anti virus software you sent me a whlie back......any chance of a repeat please.!!!
Yes thanks for update George on Alex.!!!!.....Feel for Alex,& Pat,& just hope its now up & up from now on..
Hope bloods come back good.!!!
Evening Elise xx "Letches"on here surely not!!PMSL
ReplyDeleteHi John I'll email ya,
Have a good evening all,
Cheersl