Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Wednesday Humps 'R' Us !



Happy Hump Day Bollockeers !

Thought the title might just grab your attention there George !

GOOD NEWS !!

Had a text from Big Guy last night - The Nurses need to keep him warm and comfy for the forseeable future, but he is hoping to break free from them in about 5 days time !

He sounds back to 'Big Guy' form, or at least getting there. Told him to shift himself, as he has a pile of messages from us all, and we are ALL missing the Old Sea Dog terribly XX

GET WELL SOON DUDE ! XX

Frosty start today, but should be nice and sunny.

Hope you are ALL doing well, PSAs behaving, and no more nasty surprises for a Lil' Duck....except George, who seems to have made it his mission in life....... Love ya Boss !!

Have a good one people !
xxxx

PS - John ? Paddys Day here tomorrow, the entire place will be langered except me, who will be working...Grrrrrrr....any relevant jokes in your Library there dude ? XXX
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  1. Bevie Hodgson16 March 2011 at 04:09

    Good morning my lovelies. This is the last time I can post during the week this early in the day. Back to work tomorrow.
    So what am I doing - I'm chained to the kitchen with Ian...
    Phil, hope you're behaving with all those nurses, Mark and Alex hope you are ok
    George, hope you are going to behave!

    Elise, hi hun, hope you're not to busy at work

    ok back to the kitchen

    xxx

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  2. Elise Cotter16 March 2011 at 04:13

    Morning Bev.....Chained to the kitchen.......Do I want to ask ?????? Work is work......looking for another job that will mean I become a Millionaire inside 6 months. Any ideas ??? Alternatively, toying with developing a Computerised Care Plan, that is interactive and gets rid of all the paperwork. How hard can it be to write a computer programme huh ??!! Sick child here, so sleep is a thing of the past at the moment ! Enjoy your frolicks ! xx

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  3. George Hardy16 March 2011 at 04:37

    Mornin' Good Peeps (and the girls).

    Yep, our rascally old Mutineer sent me a seven page text last night too.
    We can safely say Phil IS BACK ON FORM! Yesssssssssssssssssss!

    He tells me he's opened a new nightspot at the hospital....THOMMO'S BAR & POKER LOUNGE, based on ward 5. and business is booming!

    I know he's missing his pussy, so today I thought we'd honour him with TWO.





    And of course, I mustn't forget to post something for our stressed out ladies here.

    Get on your bikes, girls, whatever your age....and feel the wind in your boobs! (I still blame Bev!)

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  4. Elise Cotter16 March 2011 at 04:42

    PMSFL !! xx

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  5. George Hardy16 March 2011 at 04:59

    Here's a GREAT post from our mate Terry Herbert of YANA.

    Read an learn! (I have my laminator plugged in and ready to go, lol)


    The other day I needed to go to my local NHS hospital but not wanting to sit there for hours and hours.....

    I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I saved off the Internet.

    When I went into the outpatients dept, 30 to 40 people got up and left.

    I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 2hours off my waiting time.

    Here's the ID card.




    Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker NHS service.

    It also works at all supermarkets.
    At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

    Don't try it at McDonald's though..... the whole staff took off.

    Also remember to remove it when hailing a taxi........

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  6. john sherwood16 March 2011 at 05:28

    Hiya all....Fantastic jokes & images George...
    Bev......I'm not even going to go there re-kitchen.!!?..lol x
    Elise,that sounds a wonderful idea..good luck with that wish i could help..x
    I think of a Paddy joke for tomorrow.....Vals off today,so off out soon for a pub lunch in this Spring like weather....
    In the meantime, looked thru PCC jokes section, & came across this little beauty,from Paul (spottydogster).......

    I took the family to the London Dungeons today

    The tour guide took me to one side and said: "Could you keep your mother-in-law moving please, we're stocktaking"

    love it.....RIP

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  7. Elise Cotter16 March 2011 at 08:03

    Just to let you know, I have had a chat with Mark [spurspark] and he is in really good form. Very bright and chatty again, and back to his old self, nearly. Plenty of R n R for him this week before starting on the juice on 24th.

    John, thats a great joke that Paul posted that day XX Nice to see it again, thanks dude xx

    George ?? Does Terry have an equivalent one for here? Will have to battle through the Paddys day crowds tomorrow on way home from work.....feel like I need some VIP treatment at the moment XX

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  8. Bevie Hodgson16 March 2011 at 09:37

    Well its been a fun day. ian has been up to his elbows in thighs, breasts and legs. Its been so good we've had sparks in the kitchen...........

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  9. Elise Cotter16 March 2011 at 09:40

    steady on Bev ! You will get George all hot and bothered, and searching for Sheep ! PMSFL !! xx

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  10. john sherwood16 March 2011 at 11:30

    Bev......has Ian been stuffing a chicken?,come clean my lovely.. !!!! x

    Thanks for that Elise...Read Marks account of his unplanned 'holiday' on PCC.!!!..

    What you celebrating on Paddys day, food, wise... Elise?.Something like.....Irish stew & Colcannon, with Irish apple tart,washed down with Irish coffee or Murphys?..yummy!! x

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  11. Elise Cotter16 March 2011 at 11:34

    You wanna pop over John ? Don't forget the green Guinness ! xx

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  12. Bevie Hodgson16 March 2011 at 11:37

    John, you are getting to know me to well!!! Yep he was chopping up chickens. I was making soup and managed to blow up the food processor. There were flames coming from the base!!
    Hope all goes well tomorrow.

    Elise, I'll have the irish cream but will give the black stuff a miss. Yuk!!

    Lots of love my lovelies

    xx

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  13. john sherwood16 March 2011 at 12:27

    Thanks Bev,was wondering where the 'sparks' came into it.though !!.LOL....!!!!

    Love to 'pop over',Elise,but as Captain of the 'foresters' (get it) in the Monthly quiz niight compo i'm needed elsewhere...!!!!,.& where the heck would i get green Guiness??
    I love this guy,& Vid made me cry laughing at him laughing...xx

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lriuz3FXsM

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  14. Elise Cotter16 March 2011 at 13:03

    They look friendly John....can't be from around here ! xx

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  15. john sherwood16 March 2011 at 13:39

    Perhaps there from Bantry (banter).!!?......Oh forget that one!...Did yer notice in the later shots he had no trousers on!?.....Another good joke from PCC.....from someone called jilly 54(is that her age or 'up top' size).......pmsl.xx

    400 over 60s attended a hypnotherpay evening at the local theatre. The hypnotist explained how he would hypnotise them all using his watch.
    He waved his watch from side to side and they all watched in a trance. He accidently dropped the watch and as it smashed to the ground he shouted s**t.

    It took 4 days to clean the theatre!!!!!

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  16. Bevie Hodgson16 March 2011 at 13:48

    Excuse me John making comments about my top size!! Question is did you realise Jilly 54 is good old me.!!!

    Bev xxx

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  17. Elise Cotter16 March 2011 at 13:49

    ROFLMAO ! xx

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  18. Bevie Hodgson16 March 2011 at 14:01

    Excuse me John making comments about my top size!! Question is did you realise Jilly 54 is good old me.!!!

    Bev xxx

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  19. john sherwood16 March 2011 at 14:26

    Oh sh!t.!!! in deep sh!t too!.........Bev or Bevie is Jilly!!!!!................Yes i did know,but its only banter my friend,honest.!! but did likey the joke...
    Still like to know where the Jilly 54 came from?xx

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  20. Bevie Hodgson16 March 2011 at 14:37

    I know it was only banter, i was hoping to see you dig a hole if you hadn't of realised! Why Jilly 54 - here goes - My dear son is always on the computer and I am bad at not logging off sites, I did not want him to know all that was going on so I used a pseudonym (sounds posh!) Jilly is my middle name and 54 is a year after Ian was born. Well you did ask!!!!!!

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  21. john sherwood16 March 2011 at 15:10

    Think i would have now picked 'forest' as my log on,instead of 'Sherbert' on PCC & 'shergold' on this site,as surname is 'Sherwood'...
    Missed the Chelsea match tonite,but hey ho,not my team & enjoyed the banter. on here......
    Have a good night beveryone (hehe).xx

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