Not sure about the outfit George,,not quite as formal for the evening do as I would have liked,, but like what you've done with your rolled up socks!! PMSL
Nuther lovely start to day ere:)
Down for a visit from a district nurse called Annette this afta,, ,,,
Whatdya think, she gonna to be a cracker or a
Fingers crossed!!!
Have a good un Peeps,
Cheers
Bad Mistake,
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,' Hey, this looks like yours".
Do you think it coul be Keith's missus Annette on her way to Teesside (via a fancy-dress shop)......with whips and chains? - a typical 'Keith wind-up' ?????
Your Val has really upset me now. She says I super- imposed my head on the body?
I'm not quite sure what she means by that...first of all..which head?
Whichever way I take her comment, it's very hurtful! LMAO
To get her back, here are some really corny jokes from our mate BILL in Thailand:
I got some new aftershave today that smells like bread crumbs... the birds love it!
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a right bollocking – apparently they were Allied Carpets!
Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only.
AND specially for Phil:
The lead actor in the pantomime 'Aladdin' at Middlesborough Town Hall was sexually abused from behind on stage last night.....
Evening my fine handsome Guys ! xx I am now officially at the start of my weekend...2 days away from Rura Penthe......The sun is out here in The Rebel County, birds are singing, and the sap is rising ..... Evening George xx....!! Dude !! Looks like the steroids are finally paying off ! What a bod ! You have really been working out ! Yes, that outfit does it for me, thanking you kindly !!
Big Guy xx How did your visit go ?? I already told ya I am the ONLY pretty Nurse in the entire world, with an attitude to match XX Hope you didn't get George's Nurse....a right ball breaker I heard....George's voice did change a bit after her last visit as a recall.....
John ?? Thank god....I was beginning to get worried !! Thought I had REALLY p****d you off big time there !! Phew XX Am delighted with the link BTW...all I can say is DOUBLE WOW !! I see Big Guy slipped into the clip too....he gets jealous soooooooo quickly, but does like to rip his clothes off at the first oppertunity ! Must admit though, BIG muscle guys in tight Ts are , well, absolutely, errrr, mmmmm, okay, can't write it in public ! xx
Oh, George, I have one to add to your Chuckles today, but I gotta figure this out a bit first....DB day today.....
Mike xx I just LOVED your little vomitting smilie...appeals to my sense of humour [don't ask !] xx
So, am in great form now tonight, but am still wondering on my outfit for June. Still open to suggestions. Don't want you all to outshine me, that wouldn't do at all ! PMSFL !
Loads of these to all of you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :-)
Morning George,morning fellow Humpsters,:)
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the outfit George,,not quite as formal for the evening do as I would have liked,, but like what you've done with your rolled up socks!! PMSL
Nuther lovely start to day ere:)
Down for a visit from a district nurse called Annette this afta,, ,,,
Whatdya think, she gonna to be a cracker or a
Fingers crossed!!!
Have a good un Peeps,
Cheers
Bad Mistake,
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,' Hey, this looks like yours".
Awwwh Phil, it's just not your day is it?
ReplyDeleteAnnette the nurse? Strewth!!!!
She spent 10 years on the urology ward at South Shields District Hospital before leaving amidst rumours of 'cruel and unusual treatment of patients'.
I couldn't possibly upset you further by posting a photo of her.
Now that WOULD be cruel and unusual punishment...and I likes ya really, LMAO
BUMMER!!! Thanks George!! LOL
ReplyDeleteMy day so far!!
ReplyDeleteSaw George's photo of his Leicester outfit, felt:-
Then saw Phil's nurse Annette, feeling better now:-
Hey Mike?
ReplyDeleteDo you think it coul be Keith's missus Annette on her way to Teesside (via a fancy-dress shop)......with whips and chains? - a typical 'Keith wind-up' ?????
Let's all worry Phil silly today! PMSL
Now I AM looking forward to the visit!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAfternoon all from a very sunny susSEX..!!!.
ReplyDeleteGeorge.......Was you once in the Chippendales mate...!!!?
Val had a peep,but reconned you superimposed your head on to the body.....She's so cynical..!?
Just a vid for our lady members on ere....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ThHgLMduw
thankyou,thankyou i hear...!!!?....Huh..reckon we could do it better boys?
OK OK just joking..!
Hey John,
ReplyDeleteYour Val has really upset me now. She says I super- imposed my head on the body?
I'm not quite sure what she means by that...first of all..which head?
Whichever way I take her comment, it's very hurtful! LMAO
To get her back, here are some really corny jokes from our mate BILL in Thailand:
I got some new aftershave today that smells like bread crumbs... the birds love it!
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver
was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to
myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a
flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on
board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a right
bollocking – apparently they were Allied Carpets!
Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on
their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas
period only.
AND specially for Phil:
The lead actor in the pantomime 'Aladdin' at Middlesborough Town Hall was sexually abused from
behind on stage last night.....
To be fair the audience did try to warn him......
George,,you still pulling Christmas carckers???PMSL
ReplyDeleteEvening my fine handsome Guys ! xx I am now officially at the start of my weekend...2 days away from Rura Penthe......The sun is out here in The Rebel County, birds are singing, and the sap is rising ..... Evening George xx....!! Dude !! Looks like the steroids are finally paying off ! What a bod ! You have really been working out ! Yes, that outfit does it for me, thanking you kindly !!
ReplyDeleteBig Guy xx How did your visit go ?? I already told ya I am the ONLY pretty Nurse in the entire world, with an attitude to match XX Hope you didn't get George's Nurse....a right ball breaker I heard....George's voice did change a bit after her last visit as a recall.....
John ?? Thank god....I was beginning to get worried !! Thought I had REALLY p****d you off big time there !! Phew XX Am delighted with the link BTW...all I can say is DOUBLE WOW !! I see Big Guy slipped into the clip too....he gets jealous soooooooo quickly, but does like to rip his clothes off at the first oppertunity ! Must admit though, BIG muscle guys in tight Ts are , well, absolutely, errrr, mmmmm, okay, can't write it in public ! xx
Oh, George, I have one to add to your Chuckles today, but I gotta figure this out a bit first....DB day today.....
Mike xx I just LOVED your little vomitting smilie...appeals to my sense of humour [don't ask !] xx
So, am in great form now tonight, but am still wondering on my outfit for June. Still open to suggestions. Don't want you all to outshine me, that wouldn't do at all ! PMSFL !
Loads of these to all of you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :-)
Just for you George xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge I would recognise that body anywhere, its the muscles that give it a way.
ReplyDeleteHow did you get a photo of Ian!!!! xx
Evening Elise xxx Hi Bev xxx
ReplyDeleteAnnette the nurse came mob handed and had a trainee with her called Katie...Both nice but of course not a patch on our Bollockeer Gals!!
Knackered now can't think why!LOL
Have a Great evening all,
Catch ya later
Hi Bev xx That's Ian's body that George pinched !? Wow is all that I can say ! Lucky lucky Bev !!
ReplyDeleteBig Guy ? Were those ugly nurses mean to you ? I'll sort them out for you XX
Awww thanks Elise,but they wern't mean just never mentioned a Bed bath or any sorta bath or even a shower!! lol XXX
ReplyDeleteThat's cruelty in my book Big Guy ! xx
ReplyDeleteLOL xxx
ReplyDeleteI wondered where she got to yesterday, and she came home with a smile on her face
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDelete