Happy Sunday Bollockeers !
Whilst you are all stretching and yawning your way to consciousness, I will have been at work for hours :-(
The only good thing, is that it is another day closer to Big Guy being back in the Bollockeer fold [Morning George !! xx]
Speaking of which, have included his Avatar, in case anyone is missing seeing it about the place. C'mon Big Guy, tear yourself away from those Nurses, and get your Ass back here ASAP !!
Just incase you are all a little bit drowsy still, here's 'Pop-Eye', ready and willing to wake you all up a bit !!
He is a bit 'hyper', as, like George, he is none too used to getting up so early [watch out, Lil' Duck is in deep 'chit' now !!] and he hasn't had his full ration of Balvenie yet !
Have a wonderfully relaxing Sunday Bollockeers, and I will catch up with you all once I leave 'Rura Penthe'
Loads of these from me to you
XXXXXX
PS - John ? You might wanna fill in with a suitably 'Bollockeer' type joke for me please ? XXXXXX
Bollocks !!!! It's frosty this morning.... !!!!
Whilst you are all stretching and yawning your way to consciousness, I will have been at work for hours :-(
The only good thing, is that it is another day closer to Big Guy being back in the Bollockeer fold [Morning George !! xx]
Speaking of which, have included his Avatar, in case anyone is missing seeing it about the place. C'mon Big Guy, tear yourself away from those Nurses, and get your Ass back here ASAP !!
Just incase you are all a little bit drowsy still, here's 'Pop-Eye', ready and willing to wake you all up a bit !!
He is a bit 'hyper', as, like George, he is none too used to getting up so early [watch out, Lil' Duck is in deep 'chit' now !!] and he hasn't had his full ration of Balvenie yet !
Have a wonderfully relaxing Sunday Bollockeers, and I will catch up with you all once I leave 'Rura Penthe'
Loads of these from me to you
XXXXXX
PS - John ? You might wanna fill in with a suitably 'Bollockeer' type joke for me please ? XXXXXX
Bollocks !!!! It's frosty this morning.... !!!!
Morning all,& a very 'nothing' day to the weather here 'down Sarth'.....
ReplyDeleteElise, working her butt off today,just exhausts me thinking about it....!!!!!? x
Best wishes to Phil,& now Mark(spurspark),who is in hospital too....A very speedy recovery to you both
Here is an old joke,but reminds me of someone in hossy at mo...haha.!
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man struggles to pull off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?!!!!!
Elise,
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear you are still at work.
At times like this, Kath always reminds me:-
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NOTICES:-
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
ANY MORE??
GOOOOOOOD MOONING ALL, and can I say how lucky we are to have our resident nurse waking us from slumber!
ReplyDeleteIt's great to see you all trying like crazy to come up with the morning jokes. I've been doing the same, and yet Phil makes it look sooo easy doesn't he?
These are tough times for too many of our PCa friends, The battle goes on.....BOLLOCKS TO PCa!
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
They were discussing how they should celebrate their big evening when the wife decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband.
The husband liked the idea and suggested having dinner the same way as their wedding night, eating at the dinner table naked.
The wife agreed.
Later that night at the table the wife said, “Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.”
The husband replied, “That’s because they’re sitting in your soup.”
Good morning guys, its to early to be up!
ReplyDeleteLots of love to Phil and Mark, get better real soon 'cos we miss you.
George, any chance of emailing me the picture above??
Its cold here so keep warm xxx
Hi Bev, the cartoon should be with you now xxx
ReplyDeleteOH NO..I hope I was right to send you that. I know you said you're cold....but FFS don't put your boobs in hot soup!
ReplyDeleteBevie, what's with your 'Bristol citys' my lovely....
ReplyDeleteI know you really support the Rovers eh...!!!!?
George....not a good week mate.!!......hope we have a deluge of 'good news''from.now on.!!
Doggin time.....catchy all later.....
You want some good news?
ReplyDeleteALEX is coming home tomorrow (Monday) - and Pat is absolutely delighted - as are we all.
Now we need Phil and Mark fully recovered and raring to go!
thats fab news about Alex.
ReplyDeleteWhat has happened to Mark??
Did someone mention Bristol City, thats swearing we're rover fans!! Tim is such a happy bunny today - Arsenal lost 2-0 to Man U. Being a caring mum I softened the blow by asking him what flashes it lights and goes beep, beep - the arsenal open topped celebration bus reversing back into the garage!!!!
wine o'clock has arrived so off to partake
lol bev
Bev,...........Mark has a tumour in the back,that has been affecting him for some time,but for some reason,R/T was ruled out,& was about to start a course of chemo...Can only guess now its adding pressure to the spine,which is causing severe pain in back & leg..Elise found out about Marks admission via Simon (artist) on PCC.
ReplyDeleteI like your beep beep joke,but Alex wouldn't...Glad to hear that he's going home.!
Bev,I was referring to the slang term that rymes with Bristol CITY..
Now my nearest league team is Brighton,& there doing very nicely at the moment,but my all time team is Spurs,but support my local non league team Eastbourne Boro......
My local Prostate group,has a bucket collection there next Saturday,so be there collecting & urging the boys on for a win to...
Love life,but hate cancer....
Doh! brain obviously not engaged!!
ReplyDeleteIans team is spurs so I live in a divided household!!
Hope the bucket collection goes well.
Hope Mark is ok. Sitting here painting cards whilst the men in my life watch the rugby. Such joy!!
Evening All. Very mild posts there today? You all okay?? Yes, I was at work, and had the added thrill of a meeting at 3pm, which over-ran by an hour.....One and a half hour meeting on a Sunday DOES MY HEAD IN....especially when it involves 'matey'. Dotted the 'i' and crossed the 't' over where we all stand now, what the pathway is if any further problems, and recourse to which Manager in that instance....do me a favour ! [anybody up for going round and kicking some sense into the old pervert ????]
ReplyDeleteI will make enquiries about Mark, hopefully he is under better pain control now. They were looking at targetted RT to the area...originally refused as he has already had his max dose of this, but a Consultant Radiologist feels some new technique/method would be okay, and safe, especially with the combo-chemo about to start shortly. Lots of thoughts and prayers heading to you Mark.....get better soon Dude xx
George? Any more word on Big Guy?? Hopefully he continues to recover, and will be back here soon. Lots of love to him, Hilary and girls please if you are speaking/texting him at all XX
Great news that Alex will be home tomorrow...he has a tonne of mail to catch up on at this stage ! Don't do this again Alex !! My heart cannot take anymore shocks at the moment ! I will be in contact again [!!] XX
Thanks Bev,we had an awareness/pca collection in the local Shopping Centre yesterday too x
ReplyDeleteElise, mild jokes eh !!!......yer know its Sunday & all that..!!? x
Guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!"
The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!"
The guy grins, struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs his crotch...... and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
Nice one John, thats more like it ! Big Guy would be proud of you ! xx
ReplyDeleteNow, update on Mark :-
I texted him [not really thinking he would answer] saying that we, and PCC rooting for him, and sending love and best wishes that he gets sorted asap, this is his reply.....
" Nice to know there are people rooting for me. Mr Morphine sends his regards. He works but sickness is bad. MacMillan Nurse is fantastic, she liasing with Marsden, may get transferred tomoro"
So, down, but most definitely not out. This is good news if he does get transferred, as all his team are there from previous [Abby Tab trial] and know everything about him. Will keep you all updated, but have sent him ALL our best wishes people xx
Mike ? Have saved that slogan ! Nice one ! XX
Thanks Elise for that.xx........It just reminds me why i'm so humbled at times that so many people care for each other & in a lot of cases have never met..This & PCC site are part of my life,which i now would not do without..!!!!!!.......Thanks to all..........
ReplyDeleteMark,stay positive,i'm sure Marsden would be the best & safest place to be......Thoughts are with you matey
Great sentiments there John, which I am 100% certain we ALL share XX
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