Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Still Springing!..

Good Morning/Evening fellow Bollockeersand Spring seems to be still springing ere with blue sky and sunshine..

For any of you Guys at home "This Morning" programme 1030am ITV1 has an item on PCa...

Think I have found my outfit for the "Do"in June whatdya think?..bound to clash with Georges!!LOL

Enjoy the sunshine and have a good un'

Muslim Adam and Eve?.............

Cheers

A man goes to his doctor to pick up his medicine. when he gets there, his doctor tells him that he has to take these up the ar**e, because otherwise he'd vomit them up.

The doctor asks the man if he'd like the doctor to put it in today because it's his first time and after this his wife can do it, and the man agrees.

So he puts it in, and the man yells, "ow!" and then the doctor tells him it will sometimes hurt, and sends him on his way.

The next day, his wife puts it in for him, and as she puts it in, he screams at the top of his lungs.

She asks him what is wrong, because she put it in gently, and he tells her that when the doctor put it in he had both hands on his shoulders!

 

Have I missed Easter? LOL.............

 

 
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25 comments:

  1. George Hardy22 March 2011 at 04:48

    Gooooood mooning folks.

    Show yer ass Tuesday is it? lol

    Capn Phil is back with another of his 'sailor' jokes (ain't that right, Phil? ....any port in a storm? LMAO)

    Hey, and don't think you'll outshine me with your outfit for Leicester.

    I'll post my own fashion choice tomorrow - and it will put yours to shame! lol

    Now, I wonder why this picture has avoided the Photobucket police for so long?



    It's got past them on here a dozen times, lol.

    If they block it this time, I guess this one will have to do.





    It always reminds me of Hartlepool.


    Beautiful sunny weather here today.....almost time for us all to top up our tans (WE WISH!).


    Be careful out there!

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  2. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 05:01

    Morning George,,looks like just you and me today,,guess we'll just have to play with each other!! (Again! ) PMSL

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  3. john sherwood22 March 2011 at 05:21

    Hi Phil & George

    Thanks for the link...........We need much much more Awareness programmes, & advertising in papers etc etc...Good tip about Blueberry Punch,from the T.V Doc (was he a Geordie btw)..!!!? & would it be better than 'Glenny',as i know that shrinks cells to.....yep.! very few brain ones left !!!!
    ......lol

    BTW......PSA up from 3.05 to 4.06...Testosterone - no change at 0.09...ALP tad down at 80...
    Feel fine,but guess further treatment pending when i see Onco end of April,but not Zoly.....will leave that out as long as poss.....

    Nice outfit matey,& wondering how we can boost PCC coffers..!!!??..

    Weather is brilliant down Sarth to........ windows open........ t-shirt & shorts pending as well

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  4. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 06:53

    Hiya John,No that Doc Chris is a Mancunian,he persuaded me to have a PSA test when I was 51 although no symptoms at all and PCa confirmed so I owe him one!

    ,,I used that "Dr Red"Bluberry punch from Nutricentre online for about 9 months,,,aint cheap around £25 per bottle,,but its a cordial and diluted makes about 30 glasses depending on how you like it,

    I buy the best, most concentrated boxed stuff now from the supermarket but I don't think there is any denying the positive effects of Blueberries for us.

    Your results four weekly or three months?

    Cheers

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  5. Mike Brooks22 March 2011 at 07:35

    Missed the TV programme this morning but will try to pick it up later on the ITV player later. Sound interesting.

    John good luck with Onco in April. For a couple of months I have taken a daily glass of tomato juice as suggested by George as this seems to be controlling his brother in law's PSA. I am taking no other medication at the moment, my PSA is fairly stable but rising slowly.

    Weather warm and sunny here in the Midlands


    Phil, l 'LOVE' your Leicester outfit, looking forward to seeing you there xx.

    However, this was Kath's reaction to it:-



    For me in Leicester, I'm thinking something like this:-
    What do you think?

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  6. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 07:44

    LOL MIke,,yep your outfit deffo has a touch more class than mine,,,,hope you don't clash with George,,, together you will look like a couple of the Kinks! LOL

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  7. john sherwood22 March 2011 at 08:35

    Phil,thats a 6 week period since last psa......Well, shall try both toms & blue berries......I have pomegranate & cranberry juice,& put ground cinnamon on cereal,with soya every day....Don't feel upset psa has risen either,probably due to how well i feel....
    Mike,thanks, & you must have the hat to go with that 60's gear......I'm seriously thinking here of wearing something outraegous ( you know,quick change during the evening events) all for PCC of course

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  8. Elise Cotter22 March 2011 at 10:10

    Evening all....blistering skies here in The Rebel County too. Looks like wall to wall sunshine people !!

    Mmmmmm...Big Guy....You could be a danger to OTHER peoples health in that rig-out....but am liking how you are thinking !

    George....I wouldn't even want to guess what you are thinking !

    Mike....VERY retro dude ! Definitely needs a hat though....good call there John !

    John...Shorts ? thats do-able dude !

    Me, I haven't decided what to wear yet. Any suggestions ?! xx

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  9. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 10:33

    Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!LOL

    Howsabout

    Reckon they should do! :))

    Evening Sweetie xx

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  10. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 10:43

    Oh yeah!,,,,Howsabout this for an outfit for ya,,,Not too OTT Huh?LOL


    Evening Sweetie xxx

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  11. Elise Cotter22 March 2011 at 10:47

    Hiya Big Guy xx JUST the shoes ???? That won't leave much to the imagination ????? XX

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  12. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 11:00

    I have a vivid one Sweetie,,LOL,, the FlipFlops on their own will be just fine..

    Thanks in advance!!,Maybe I should tell George it might wake him up!!xxx

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  13. Elise Cotter22 March 2011 at 11:02

    LMAO !! Maybe it will ! xx

    PS - Pity you deleted the other comment....kinda liked it Big Guy xx

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  14. Bevie Hodgson22 March 2011 at 11:19

    Flip flops - depends on what flips and what flops.... xx

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  15. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 11:27

    Hi Bev ,,Georges preference,,,the Flippier and Floppier the better!! LMAO xx

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  16. john sherwood22 March 2011 at 11:34

    Hi & Bye....

    Off to footie tonight......Please miss behave yoll...

    Elise! Thanks for asking....Val is much better & went to work/send a text tomorrow..

    Phil.......Val still has the husky voice....like having another woman in the room,if you close eyes.....!!!!!!!?

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  17. Phil Thompson22 March 2011 at 11:48

    Hope Val is better real soon John but keeps the husky voice!!

    Enjoy the Footie Matey..

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  18. Bevie Hodgson22 March 2011 at 12:11

    Enjoy the footie. Lots of love to Val

    Phil, the floppier the flippier! xx

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  19. Elise Cotter22 March 2011 at 12:22

    Bev ? that wouldn't be my answer ! xx

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  20. Elise Cotter22 March 2011 at 12:23

    Hiya John xx Delighted Val feeling better xx Enjoy the game. used to go watch Brentford, way back when Dinosaurs roamed the earth !! XX

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  21. Elise Cotter22 March 2011 at 13:21

    Aaaaaahhhhh ...... Balvenie....that hits the spot !

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  22. john sherwood22 March 2011 at 16:24

    I'm back..........we lost ................and..........i'm ........................pi$$ed off,but hey ho ..!!!!

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  23. Keith Evans22 March 2011 at 18:20

    I used to live in Brentford, knew the way into the ground under the fence without paying!

    I feel a challenge/dare coming on. Who will wear the wackiest cotume to MOS?

    I am up for it!
    BTW the best way of doing the other woman bit in the room is to sit on your hand for half an hour then w--------- feels like someone else is doing it.

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  24. Mike Brooks23 March 2011 at 02:16

    Keith, who an 'Inbetweeners' fan then?
    lol

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  25. George Hardy23 March 2011 at 02:37

    KEITH IS AN 'INBETWEENER'?????

    One less guy to worry about when we chase the 'flip-floppers' then! lol

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