Monday, 28 March 2011

Monday quickie with the nurse :)

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,grey and murky after lovely sunny weekend but Hey I got a nursey coming this morning!..Only a "Quickie"as far as I know for bloods,but a nice way to start the week!

George has apparently embraced his over 60 status and is planning a round the world trip on his bus pass!,,,so far his available bus routes will get hime to the bottom of his road.

Continued thought's and prayers for Alex and hoping for some more positive news today.Hug to Pat xxx

Enjoy your Monday best you can Folks!

Cheers

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .' The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of  legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,  you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'

 

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16 comments:

  1. George Hardy28 March 2011 at 02:12

    Good luck with with those blood results Phil.

    I see we posted at the same time again.
    Great minds think alike? Or decrepit old gits with obsessive compulsive disorder?

    I knew I should have stayed in bed tii 11 today,
    Behave yourself with the nurse this time round!! LMAO

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  2. Phil Thompson28 March 2011 at 02:29

    Morning George,,you're up and about early?,,excited about getting your bus pass?? LOL,,,Do we all throw them in a hat at the "Do"instead of car keys???

    New nursey today called Karen,,wonder why Annette and her friend arn't coming back!

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  3. Keith Evans28 March 2011 at 02:33

    She still recovering! but she dais the cream is starting to work

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  4. Phil Thompson28 March 2011 at 02:37

    Morning Keith,,glad the cream is starting to work,LMAO,,please thank Nette for the enema,seems to have got to the bottom of things!

    Hope Nettes Mum is soon feeling better!

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  5. Mike Brooks28 March 2011 at 06:02

    Phil, I hope your 'quickie' with the nurse today goes OK.

    If it does, please ask her to visit me for a 'quickie' at the end of the week.
    (Kath is taking her mother to Benidorm for a few days so I'm at a loose end)!

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  6. Phil Thompson28 March 2011 at 06:19

    No probs Mike,I gave "Karen"( Petite blonde in late twenties :)) ) your details and she does cover your area as well,!,,

    However when she brought up your details it showed you as a black Rasta living in West Brom??,,

    ,

    I said close enough and she'll be there 8am Saturday morning..........

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  7. Mike Brooks28 March 2011 at 07:23

    Yep, that's me.

    Thanks Phil!

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  8. Elise Cotter28 March 2011 at 09:12

    Evening All.....I see the insanity continues.....EXCELLENT !! xx

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  9. Phil Thompson28 March 2011 at 10:30

    Evening Elise,,,tough day in the salt mines?? xx

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  10. Elise Cotter28 March 2011 at 11:00

    BFD Big Guy xx

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  11. Bevie Hodgson28 March 2011 at 12:06

    Good evening my lovelies. See you are all being good!! Phil, hope you looked after the young nurse.

    Elise, we must make sure we have warm hands when we go to leics.....!!!!!

    lots of love xx

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  12. Elise Cotter28 March 2011 at 12:08

    Hiya Bev xx Reckon my hands will be ice cold if those ugly nurses don't stay away from Big Guy !!!! PMSFL ! xx

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  13. Phil Thompson28 March 2011 at 12:24

    Mmmm cold hands and a warm heart,,sounds perfect!! LOL xxx

    Bev I've emailed ya a coupla times no ansa,,am I being spammed? xx

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  14. Elise Cotter28 March 2011 at 12:33

    spammed AND ugly nurses Big Guy......who hates you !!?? xx

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  15. Phil Thompson28 March 2011 at 13:23

    xx

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  16. Elise Cotter28 March 2011 at 13:39

    ROFLMFAO !! xx

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