Good Mornin' All
Happy Monday to ya!
Phil continues to improve, Alex comes out of hospital today...and now we need good news an Mark's progress.
In the meantime, I'll keep myself busy here with the harem I rescued from Phil's country house last night!
BLAME BEV...SHE STARTED ALL THESE BOOB POSTS!
Morning,
ReplyDeleteGood news about Phil and Alex.
Lets hope we get some good news about Mark later today.
What's this obsession with 'Boobs'.
Me, my minds on other things, I am thinking of getting a second car. What do you think?
You cheeky wotsit George! You have mail
ReplyDeleteIan is at home and guess what we have just been doing, boys behave. Are you ready - dancing to Barry manilow whilst he was on the TV!!
Great news about Phil and Alex and here's to good news for Mark.
lol
bev
Mike, buy that car and bring it to Leicester.
ReplyDeleteWe'll be all over it! LMAO
Bev and Ian, dancing to Barry Manilow?
I'd say that was very sad....but I'd be a hypocrite because I used to play loads of his music on stage in the 70s and 80s.
He did some good stuff..pity about the huge beak, but I suppose it made a great echo chamber for his voice. lol
Hi all,& read via Allister,that Marks pain has now been managed & he(Mark) will update us all later...Good news then.!
ReplyDeleteMike...treat yourself matey,& what a body.!!
Dancing to Barry Manilow..Wow...You two are so romantic,!
but why do i feel just a little bit of a 'wind up' here Bev?...lol
George,did you ever ply your skills & talent down Sarth in the 70's & 80's?,& any chance of a singsong atThe Mill to...
Well no jokey today.....Hmmm....
The Goodnight Kiss
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job.
Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."
Evening All. yes, Allister and me received the same text, so good news about Mark. He also stated that they were trying to cure him !!! Everybody form an orderly queue please !!! No word yet about when he is expected home, and George ? Any news when Big Guy is going to be released from those Nurses clutches ???!!! I have heard nothing from Alex yet, so am hoping that all has gone well there, and that he is at home relaxing. George ? Maybe you have heard ??
ReplyDeleteWork was terrible today. matey is back, and the girls are very upset, as we were not warned......I suppose to be expected......so have spent the majority of the day in meetings and soothing ruffled feathers....mine included....hopefully, this will be the end of it now, everything crossed, as I am sick fed up of the time and energy I have spent on this situation, when I have Dad, you Guys, my family and me to worry about !!!
Quiet day on here.....anybody there !!!!???? XX
No wind up honest. Ian cab be romantic even after 20 years of marriage.
ReplyDeleteSensitive question guys, over the weekend we went to the theatre and Ian got caught short and ended up needing the disabled loo as there was a long queue for the gents. This went down like a tone of bricks. Do you know if you can get a card that says you have a condition that means you need access to the loo??
Comment from my dad - sense I've has prostate cancer I never known Bev tell me so many dodgy jokes. I blame it on one of the prostate forums she belongs to!
!!!
lol
bev
xx
DODGY JOKES? US?
ReplyDeleteNope...just the occassional doggy joke from John. (PS. Love the BJ one!) lol
I think Elise's bogeyman at work is the really Dodgy Joke!
I should hear more about how Capn Phil is later, and will post in the morn,
Hectic day here. ....all over the bloody place!
Bev,can't see it a problem if Diabled toilet is available or not,,Once diagnosed with cancer,you are officially disabled.. Hope you told them to fiss off...
ReplyDeleteNow i think you can purchase a type of identity card i think from Macmillans/Incontinent clinic for the purpose of being caught short,& the need to knock on any nearest house door!!....Gives some legtimacy to your plight,but might not let you in anyway.....!!!!? soooooo glad i don't have that particular prob..
I like your dad Bev.......sounds a great guy...
George I put a mild joke on one day.?...Yeh right!!
Hi Bev. Don't post much here, but read your plea. Try http://www.bladderandbowelfoundation.org/bladder/bladder-problems/overactive-bladder/bbf-just-cant-wait-toilet-card.htm for a card to carry around. You can use it in shops and stores if they don't have public toilets
ReplyDeleteHi George and all. Many thanks for your messages of concernment.
ReplyDeleteI`ll let you know what happened tomorrow when I feel more refreshed!
All the best.
ALex
Blimey ! Is it Xmas !! ?? Grant AND Alex !! Welcome home Alex !! DELIGHTED you are back with us XX Now, no more escapades please, my BP cannot take the stress !!
ReplyDeleteGrant, nice to hear from you on here XX thanks for the info for Bev. Take care of yourself xx
Hiya Alex,how the devil are you..!!!!!?....Can't say how much i've missed your posts,& so pleased to hear from you..How are you feeling my friend?....Unlike Elise, my blood pressure is controlled by meds.....(for now).Best wishes to Pat x
ReplyDeleteHi Grant, thanks for that,& hope you are well? Almost spring like down here in Eastbourne.!!
We had snow on saturday, frost on sunday, sunny day today...pretty standard for The Rebel County John... ! xx
ReplyDeleteElise,mentioned Eastbourne as Grant has a long association with here...Weather really is getting mildier,& of course lighter as well...I suppose thats the beauty of Ireland its unpridictable nature.......Must visit the bits i missed last time.one day...
ReplyDeleteCatchy up with you tomorrow Alex & Elise x
ALEX!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SUPER-FAST RETURN TO THE KEYBOARD! lol
ReplyDeleteGeeeeeezus, but it's good to see you here again. It took me till 9.25 Tuesday morning to realise you'd popped in.
Nothing has changed on here, huh? LMAO
Grant, many thanks for posting the link to the BBF site.
ReplyDeleteI know that many many PCa guys have wished there was a 'CAN'T WAIT' card like that available.
I hope you post it on the PCC too.Brilliant! Thank you!
Hellooooooooo...... anyone there..!!!!!?
ReplyDeleteBlooming quiet on ere.....Phil, hurry up back mate.!!!! Its all gone to pot without you..!
Alex,in your own time,just glad to see your profile pic showing up when you posted last night..All the best...
One for George,who would see this as the norm ...!!!!!!!?.
A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?"
The doctor replies "We call that the penis." The new bride then asks "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?"
The doctor replies "We call that the head of the penis. The bride then asks "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?"
The doctor replies "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"
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