Morning George.Morning Bollockeers.,,George ya caught me in "Mid post creation" AGAIN!" LOL...
I thought it only right to pass on the above to keep us all "Abreast"of any medical controversies!
Enjoy your Monday Peeps,,weekend is already looming! LOL
Lonely in a Hotel Room...
I was in a strange town on a business trip, I'd checked into a hotel and was feeling a bit lonely so I thought I'd get myself one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself 'Erogonique', a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs (you know the kind). So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, (God, she sounded sexy ).
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and! I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
There was a pause then she said sweetly, "That sounds fantastic, Sir, but for an outside line you need to dial 9"
Good Afters all, & very springlike sunny day here.!!.My cold has come back with a vengence after a reprieve last night,so a few malts for medicinal purposes awaits me later.......What else did she expect from a Surgeon who has one eye looking South west & the other looking North east.......JUST THINK if he were an Urologist,perfoming surgery.!!!?...................."Not quite sure what went wrong here sir,! but...it....appears....... yer.... now..... a .....a.......a.........lassie"....!!!!! lol Nice joke Phil...but if anyone is ever in Thailand alone,be careful,or you might get more than yer bargained for.....Not me,but an old pal of mine,the randy sod.........honest.!!!
As todays theme is boobs.!
The Boob Job There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''......
Evening All. I have no comment to the posts today......Except to say " I am perfectly happy, thank you !" ......Now ladies, I need some back up here, ever heard of 'penis' extensions/augmentations/lengtheners/wideners ???? I mean, fairs fair here Guys ! BTW, Ladies, you can PM me if you prefer ! [probably better ! ] It was a nice sunny, spring like day here, but getting cloudy and 'dour' looking now. Not much else to say...the scales of justice are unbalanced, and tip slowly......impasse persists...Catch you all later XX
Morning George.Morning Bollockeers.,,George ya caught me in "Mid post creation" AGAIN!" LOL...
ReplyDeleteI thought it only right to pass on the above to keep us all "Abreast"of any medical controversies!
Enjoy your Monday Peeps,,weekend is already looming! LOL
Lonely in a Hotel Room...
I was in a strange town on a business trip, I'd checked into a hotel and was feeling a bit lonely so I thought I'd get myself one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself 'Erogonique', a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs (you know the kind). So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says, (God, she sounded sexy ).
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and! I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
There was a pause then she said sweetly, "That sounds fantastic, Sir, but for an outside line you need to dial 9"
Good Afters all, & very springlike sunny day here.!!.My cold has come back with a vengence after a reprieve last night,so a few malts for medicinal purposes awaits me later.......What else did she expect from a Surgeon who has one eye looking South west & the other looking North east.......JUST THINK if he were an Urologist,perfoming surgery.!!!?...................."Not quite sure what went wrong here sir,! but...it....appears....... yer.... now..... a .....a.......a.........lassie"....!!!!! lol
ReplyDeleteNice joke Phil...but if anyone is ever in Thailand alone,be careful,or you might get more than yer bargained for.....Not me,but an old pal of mine,the randy sod.........honest.!!!
As todays theme is boobs.!
The Boob Job
There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants.
He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.''
She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine.
So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''.
The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?''
''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?''
He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''......
Evening All. I have no comment to the posts today......Except to say " I am perfectly happy, thank you !" ......Now ladies, I need some back up here, ever heard of 'penis' extensions/augmentations/lengtheners/wideners ???? I mean, fairs fair here Guys ! BTW, Ladies, you can PM me if you prefer ! [probably better ! ] It was a nice sunny, spring like day here, but getting cloudy and 'dour' looking now. Not much else to say...the scales of justice are unbalanced, and tip slowly......impasse persists...Catch you all later XX
ReplyDeleteEvening Elise,,,,xx Penis Enlarger???..........I think the answer lies in your own hands!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteOwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDON'T DO IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO