Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Misty Hump day

Good Morning/Evening Hump day Peeps,A misty start to the day ere'in Cap'n Cook land..

Quiet day in here yesterday but I know a lot going on with some of you,,nice to hear Val is feeling better and her new haircut looks Ffffffabulous!!Smileycons!John is hoping however that her Husky voice as a result of not feeling so good remains,, with a possible new "Phoneline"career now being an option for her! Smileycons!

I'm riding shotgun in here today with Elise off too so looks likely there will be more "Hump"in the day than yesterday!!

Have a great day whatever you're up to,,and hoping for some good news on Alex real soon

Cheers

Claude and Maude..............

They met at the singles club meeting and  discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After  several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner  and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They  dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age,  they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along  a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for  a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow  of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own  thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin,  I'd have been gentler.'

Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could  still do it, I'd have taken my tights off '

 

 

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  1. George Hardy30 March 2011 at 03:02

    MORNIN' ALL : )

    Hey, I love that new 'tag' of yours, Phil.
    Very appropriate, Capn! (and you always were an old pirate, lol)

    Just a quickie from me as lots happening here. I hate to add to the ever-growing list of hospital reports, but Lynn's sister's hubby was whipped into hospital at 5am this morning, so things are in a state of flux here.

    BUT...Please folks, don't leave Phil playing with himself all day. Hilary told me the doctors had warned him to ease off that habit for a month or two...and he's only rested for a week so far!

    Catch ya later.BE BAD!

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  2. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 03:05

    Morning Big Guy xx We on our own today ?? Ooopppss...spoke too soon, George pops up at the MOST inconvenient times !! Morning George XX Am liking the tag too Big Guy xx Does ANYBODY out there have any GOOD news for us ?? Worked my last duty yesterday with my wonderful Boss......:-(........ Fingers crossed that the new person is half way as great.....otherwise I will resugn and work as a Street SWEEPER Big Guy ! LMAO ! Always fancied that job, seems remarkably peacefull.......Catch ya all later X

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  3. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 03:11

    Morning George,,hope the BIL makes a swift recovery..

    Morning Elise, :) Street Sweeper??,,I can think of far more interesting jobs that you are well qualified for and much more fun Sweetie!! LOL xxx

    Enjoy your time off..

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  4. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 03:20

    Cheers Big Guy [I think?] xx Gotta head to the shops, find a 'f*****g destroyed that you are leaving' present for Kevin & Margaret. I will miss them. Kevin is from Bristol and Margaret from Glasgow.....its like losing a bit of home !
    Maybe I will look into starting a 'Home Massage' business. Any takers ??!! LMAO ! xx

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  5. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 03:21

    George ? Hoping that all works out there for you all xx Fingers, and EVERYTHING ELSE crossed here xx BTW any more news about Alex ?? xx


    PS - Big Guy ? Am loving the 'quackers' hump logo today....GOOD CALL there ! xx

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  6. john sherwood30 March 2011 at 03:26

    Morming all....Big bill coming.....Full car service TODAY.....Free MOT & AIR CON service,but then bump it up on the service charge geeeze......
    Where i walk dog,near the Marina (posh eh),the Street sweeper works out in all weathers,& pleasant with it...not for you Elise x but 'massage business'....bring it on...got a few aches & tensions to have soothed.!!!?.

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  7. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 03:29

    Morning John,,

    Same here Elise, put me down for a dollop of your finest massage,,I have been feeling a little stiff of late!! PMSL

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  8. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 03:31

    Ha Ha Ha ! Morning John....Marina eh ?! Street sweeper there sounding better by the minute !! Yes, I reckon that a 'Massage' business would bring in the dosh, regardless of the recession....... ! Good luck with the service. Whenever I had to get my cars done you could hear them saying ....." Female...add £100 before starting, VW Golf...another £100...then comes the bill...." !! Hey Big Guy !!! Now you are interrupting me !! Blimey..."postus interruptus"...that ain't good for my health !! Speaking of health, am thinking you are all jumping to the wrong conclusions here....willingly and most readily by the looks of it !! LMAO !! xx

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  9. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 03:34

    Nothing worse than "Postus interruptus!!"Sweetie,, we really gotta "Stamp"it out! LOL xx

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  10. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 03:36

    LMAO ! Gotta agree with you Big Guy ! It really isn't good for your health !! xx

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  11. john sherwood30 March 2011 at 03:40

    Are are thinking of that Marvin Gaye classic 'Sensual Healing',thingy (spelling)..!!!!????,.....lmao

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  12. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 03:42

    no comment !

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  13. john sherwood30 March 2011 at 03:47

    Nothing for ages on here than it kicks off..!!!? great.....Time to walk canine friend & just might run into the S.S.

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  14. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 03:54

    Long as it's not the MIL you run into, out for a spot of "Dogging"too John!! Ewwww LMAO

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  15. john sherwood30 March 2011 at 05:17

    Said goodbyes, & "sad to see yer going" on Sunday,Phil........I'm being a bit hard on her,but (Mrs Bouquet) lives near Brighton,so staying with another daughter nearer to site, as re furb works finally start,as in her own words 'needs to oversee them'.....
    I wonder who the next Contractors will be,when they down tools?....Just might help if Polish though..!!?


    Sorry George,hope all improves with Lynns sisters hubby.....& any news on Alex let us know as soon as.!!!!?

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  16. Mike Brooks30 March 2011 at 05:44

    Last massage place I visited was 'GENUINE!

    Felt really let down and very disappointed!!!

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  17. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 06:25

    Bummer Mike,,I'm sure You won't feel "Let down"once in Lil Ducks capable hands!! :))

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  18. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 08:31

    Thanks for the vote of confidence Big Guy ! [I think ?] Back from shops......could find NOTHING I liked.....always happens when I have cash to burn. Good luck to MIL John. Hope the contactors appreciate the 'supervision'......! xx

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  19. john sherwood30 March 2011 at 10:43

    Elise,for someone who helped & suggested for me Vals xmas pressie....I'm sooooooo surprised....!! x

    Cash to burn eh.!?....Save some for M.O.S..!!..malts & all...x

    Any updates anyone on Alex.?

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  20. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 10:57

    John ? Surprised at what dude ? I am looking for something for June......thought I would start early, and have plenty time ! BUT cannot see anything that dont look like a dish rag and cost the earth......must be getting old ! xx

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  21. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 10:59

    OH PHILLIP !!!!!!

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  22. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 11:00

    You ditched my flip flop idea??

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  23. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 11:01

    What????LOL,,ONE L in Philip Sweetie!! :) xx

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  24. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 11:02

    Nosh time,,catch ya later Peeps,

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  25. john sherwood30 March 2011 at 11:21

    Second hand shops are popular here,or Matalan,or Primark too......... .x
    Hey, Val at this mo is on other putor responding on f/b ...thats a first both us responding to you at same time eh...

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  26. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 11:39


    Sounds like a threesome to me John??? LMAO

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  27. john sherwood30 March 2011 at 11:52

    Thats one way of looking at it Phil lol.........

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  28. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 12:57

    Oh hell........

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  29. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 14:29

    For George....A Facebook comment.....repasted here, as I know you dont do FB.... !

    Put this as your status if you know someone who suffers from being a Sunderland Fan. Being a Sunderland Fan is a real disorder and should be taken seriously. There is still no known cure for Sunderland Fans and sympathy does not help, but we can raise awareness. 100% of TOON ARMY fans will repost this... Simply because we know how to copy and paste.... as well as tie our own shoes! lol

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  30. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 14:40

    Sunderland supporters mass to try and raise a brain cell between them to reply to such a slur!! LMAO xx

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  31. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 14:41

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! xx

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  32. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 14:48

    Catch ya'll later

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  33. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 14:51

    Nite P H I L I P !!!!!!!! x

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  34. Phil Thompson30 March 2011 at 14:52

    Ha Ha!! LOL Nite Sweetie xxx

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  35. Elise Cotter30 March 2011 at 14:54

    XXXX

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  36. George Hardy31 March 2011 at 01:08

    I SAW ALL THAT!


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



    LMAO

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  37. Elise Cotter31 March 2011 at 01:54

    George ? Lots of these XXXXXX !

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