Top O' The Mornin' To Ya !!
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY
BOLLOCKEERS !
Sending you all lots of the luck of the Irish today
The amounts of Bacon, Cabbage and Green Guinness that is drunk today, will seriously add to the Green House Gas effect.....
......Morning George !
Top O' The Morning To Ya !
Green Guinness People, I kid you not. SOMEBODY thought it was a great idea at the time. I can just imagine the conversation....
"Hey Boss, Boss, just had a great idea for Paddys Day, GREEN GUINNESS"
...and the Gob-Shite believed him ! So, we have Green Guinness on Paddys Day now...
...and a free Leprechaun with every pint !
Big Guys' Pussy has got into the spirit of it all.
She Said she would do anything to get
"The Capn" home again.
"Hey Boss, Boss, just had a great idea for Paddys Day, GREEN GUINNESS"
...and the Gob-Shite believed him ! So, we have Green Guinness on Paddys Day now...
...and a free Leprechaun with every pint !
Big Guys' Pussy has got into the spirit of it all.
She Said she would do anything to get
"The Capn" home again.
I'm just not 100% convinced she meant to go THAT far though ?
Enjoy the Luck of the Irish, wherever you are today.
Cead Mile Failte
I would also like to wish you all the following
An Irish Blessing |
| (A Blessing from St. Patrick) |
| May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, May the rains fall soft upon your fields, And, until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of His hand. |
Enjoy the Luck of the Irish, wherever you are today.
Cead Mile Failte
Morning All. Happy Paddys Day, and I hope that you all, where ever you are have just a little bit of luck, from me to you XX At work today, so play nice [ ! ] until I see you all later. Lots of these to you all XXXX
ReplyDeleteThanks Elise......Wow you been up early,or what?..So much info here to take in.!! xx
ReplyDeleteA happy Paddys day to you all...!!!
Catch you all later as off for a hike on Downs with my trusted friend.!!!!?
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
ReplyDeleteI will be wearing my favourite 'T' shirt all day today:-
You never do it it halves Elise, well done girl :-) xx
ReplyDeleteGREAT GREEN STUFF FROM ELISE. Thank you Lil' Duck.
ReplyDeleteAnd Mike? Be careful where you go today..wearing that T-shirt, LMAO
Happy St Patrick's Day To Everyone : )~
Phil send his greetings to you all, as he plans his escape from hospital - watch this space! lol
And ONE LAST THING:
The Photobucket Police censored my 'granny on a motorbike' pic yesterday! The Buggers!!! Grrrrrrr.
We'll see about that.
Click here:
Not a happy bunny as Onco's P.A.,said she is not authorised to pass on results,& has passed my e.mail on to a Senior nurse in the unit (was allowed to do that then)..........grrrrrrrrrh time...Some Paddy jokes & vids....
ReplyDelete...Donncha is shocked at finding out all his cows are suffering from "Bluetongue." 'Bejabbers,' Donncha murmurs, 'I didn't even know they had mobile phones.'
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An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweller. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.
The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.
'It was in honour of St. Patrick's Day, 'he smiled.
'I gave you a sham rock...!!!!!!
O'Gara was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery.
After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, 'Not guilty.'
'That's grand,' shouted O'Gara, 'Does that mean I get to keep the money?'
'Ah, that was a lovely dress,' announced Colleen, 'and it would have fitted me if I could have got into it, so it would.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztb7zve9v5Q
Evening All - Back from work, and about to start my own Paddys Day celebrations !
ReplyDeleteMike ? Excellent stuff ! Might just have to rob that image, and print it onto a T-Shirt..... XX
George ? Loving the irish Daisy Duck, y'know, it never even crossed my mind when I was putting the blog together ! DB is becoming a chronic condition me thinks.... ! xx
Dan ? Thanks for the compliment...I think XX
John ? Good jokes there dude XX I definitely think the Z is rapidly exiting the system ! xx
I got a great text joke from Mark, and I am still chuckling.....mainly because its typical of a large number of people here ! Hope you enjoy it XX
Paddy asks Murphy, how to spell ORANGE........Murphy thinks about it a while then says, "Do ya mean da fruit or da colour"...... !!
Oh please do,Elise,& wear t-shirt at The Mill.....Could do with a bit of luck !!!,no lots of luck.!!!!!!!...LOL.xx.
ReplyDeleteWell off to Quiz night soon,& here's hoping Phil,will be back with us soon..!! Also,.hope everyone has a good evening too
GOOD LUCK JOHN XXXXXX !!!!!! Will def think about the T-Shirt ! xx
ReplyDeleteIf La Duck wears Mike's T-Shirt at Leicester - THE CHARGE TO GIVE IT A RUB WILL BE £5
ReplyDelete.......with all monies transferred to the PCC (after 10% commission for Mike, 50% to Elise as a a 'performance fee', and 15% to me for acting as her agent!)
Hey, with all the rubs that T-shirt will get, the PCC will still receive £1000.
WE ALL AGREED? : )~
What a brilliant idea George,but all proceeds to go to PCC eh !!?....
ReplyDeleteAs its mid Summer then,perhaps we could have some guy wearing shorts with same logo on for the ladies, or is this going a step to far?!!....lol
Errrrrrr.....Guys........?
ReplyDeleteI'M UP for that John, LOL
ReplyDeleteElise? What ya mean.....Errrrrrrrr??????
You want more than 50%?
.................am thinking.........................
ReplyDelete...............hard.........................
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