Friday, 11 March 2011

Happy Birthday Derek !!!



HAPPY  BIRTHDAY DEREK !

# And so say all of us #
#And so say all of us #
#for he's a jolly good fellow#
#for he's a jolly good fellow#
#for he's a jolly good fellow#
#That nobody can deny#

Phew ! That's me knacked now !
Happy Birthday dude from all us Bollockeers !

I'm certain if Big Guy were here, he would have posted something a bit more titillating.....Maybe George will step up to the plate !!

Speaking of which....Windy day here MORNING GEORGE !!!

How's it hanging ???

Anymore news of Phil today ??? Send him lots of hugz and loads of love from all us Bollockeers please !

We need his Ass back here PDQ...too damm quiet for my liking on this site at the moment

Have a great one people, downward slide to the weekend from here on in !

Later dudes
XXXX


I stole this from TOPGUN, cheers Barry ! good one ! XX


Imagine being the Libyan leader's bodyguard when someone tries to shoot him, and you have to shout..........

"Ga-daffi duck!!!!!"



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  1. john sherwood11 March 2011 at 01:48

    HAhaha.Elise x..Have to catch up on the 'Laughter' site.....PCC

    Have a goood un today Derek...best wishes

    George,any news on Phil ?...

    Typical joke that i think Phil would likey!!...

    There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
    First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
    Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
    The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
    The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."!!!

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  2. George Hardy11 March 2011 at 01:50

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!

    I HOPE YOU'RE STILL AWAKE AND PARTYING LIKE CRAZY IN OZ.

    TO MARK YOUR ACHIEVEMENT IN REACHING SUCH AN ADVANCED AGE I POSTED THIS GIFT TO YOU (AND I DO HOPE IT ARRIVED IN TIME).



    OF COURSE, THE TRADITION IS THAT YOU NOW HAVE TO SEND IT BACK TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY, THEN IT GOES TO PHIL FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, THEN TO MIKE, AND ON TO KEITH, TO JOHN, TO GRANT, TO ROB... AND SO IT GOES ON.

    WE MUST APOLOGISE IF THE PUSSIES ARE LOOKING A LITTLE TATTY NOW!

    ALL THE VERY BEST FROM US ALL !!!

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  3. Elise Cotter11 March 2011 at 01:52

    Morning John xx Morning George xx Do you have to shout ??? Liked the joke John......in complete bad taste ! Suitably fitting for here XX So, what is everyone up to today ?? XX

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  4. George Hardy11 March 2011 at 01:57

    Phil continues to improve, and I should have better info to pass on later today or tomorrow after Hilary gives me a call tonight.

    SORRY FOR SHOUTING, ELISE! LOL

    My house is probably noisier than yours this morning - we're babysitiing two of the 'little angels'.

    PASS ME THE CODEINE AND PARACETEMOL Perrrrrleeeeeeeeeease!

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  5. Elise Cotter11 March 2011 at 01:59

    Blimey....double valium at the least George !!!! Me, I am heading out to the shops later.....Un Grande Latte is calling me.....kids left at home with a mate, who will also clean the house, tidy up, and tackle my ironing while I am out ! Can't say better than that :-) XX

    DO keep us updated on Big Guy....I know you will, as the consequences are too great if ya don't !!!! Tell him he needs to get his ass back in gear ASAP please ! XX

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  6. Mike Brooks11 March 2011 at 02:09

    Happy Birthday Derek.



    Do you now qualify for free eye tests?
    Last time I went I was offered various charts to read. I chose this one and could read the bottom line!
    Hope you can to!

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  7. Elise Cotter11 March 2011 at 02:11

    Morning Mike xx Phil would be proud of you ! LMAO ! xx

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  8. George Hardy11 March 2011 at 02:25

    Hey Mike?

    MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS (nowt new there then!)

    BUT


    I STILL CAN'T READ THAT BOTTOM LINE.



    Are you using a microscope??????

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  9. Mike Brooks11 March 2011 at 02:30

    NO WAY George!!

    Wasn't this you at the last B2PCa get together.

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  10. George Hardy11 March 2011 at 02:34

    OMG!

    I thought I was safe while Phil was away.

    Mike...you're such a BITCH!


    LMAO

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  11. Elise Cotter11 March 2011 at 02:47

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! LMAO ! xx

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  12. George Hardy11 March 2011 at 07:17

    Don't encourage him Elise (not that Mike has ever needed much encouragement, lol).

    I'm busy searching my archives for photos of him when he was a cop in Birmingham.
    There must be something there I can embarrass him with.



    LATEST ON PHIL:

    His daughter Sherri tells me he was stting up, drinking tea and chatting this morning, and will be moved to an the oncology ward this afternoon.

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  13. Elise Cotter11 March 2011 at 07:23

    George - That is fan-bloody-tastic news about Big Guy !!!!!!! Big balvenie for me tonight to celebrate !! :-) Keep us posted dude XXXXX

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  14. john sherwood11 March 2011 at 07:48

    Great news matey....Us relative newbies on here don't always appreciate the bond you two have
    so.......feel great for you aswell..

    Was not Mike known as the 'laughing policeman',on the beat..?!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z5aQHJmGm4

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  15. Elise Cotter11 March 2011 at 07:51

    John ? You are a true Bollockeer !! xx

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  16. colin cook11 March 2011 at 08:29

    Pleased Phil is improving .Hope you are ok as well George, it was a big shock.Give our love to Hilary and the girls

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  17. George Hardy11 March 2011 at 09:35

    John, that was definitely Mike on that YouTube vid. That's a laugh that once heard is never forgotten!

    We could hear it every time he came out of the toilet at The Mill last year (on his many many visits to that loo...I wonder why??? LMAO).

    Good to see you posting ,Lynne (or did I get it wrong this time...and it's Colin?)....Hope all is well in Cockermouth these days.

    Here's an old Capn Phil joke, for which our mate BILL in Thailand has found the picture! Brilliant stuff....






    Thanks Bill : )

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  18. Elise Cotter11 March 2011 at 12:21

    Evening All - Me and a VERY large Balvenie are about to head to bed. Here's hoping for continuing good news about Phil over the weekend dudes XX Catch you all soon XX

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  19. Sheena Torrie11 March 2011 at 13:10

    Glad to hear that the news on Phil is more positive today. Hope it won't be long before "The Terrible Twins" are back !!

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  20. john sherwood12 March 2011 at 09:05

    Here.! Here.!......not the same without the 'big guy'...Scotrasp.!!

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  21. Elise Cotter12 March 2011 at 09:19

    Hi Sheena...Gotta agree, far too quiet without 'The Terrible Twins'...thanks for dropping in XX

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  22. Mike Brooks13 March 2011 at 03:15

    Hi George,

    You wanted a picture of me as a cop in Birmingham.
    Here I am, at training college and on the ADVANCED driving course.
    Mike

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