Sunday, 20 March 2011

Happy "Finally At Home" Sunday Big Guy !!!!







Happy Sunday Big Guy !!!
Soooooooo Very Pleased You Are Back Home Again !!!!


No doubt you had to drag your sorry ass away from all those ugly nurses, kicking and screaming .... !

In fact, George has been acting a bit like that in your absence.....
Whining, crying, stamping his Geordie feet......
He has been inconsolable in your absence !

At least now we can all say......

WELCOME BACK TO THE TERRIBLE TWINS !



Welcome back. We have ALL missed you terribly. Thanks also to George xx for keeping us all updated on your progress. George, you have been a star ! xx

Now, lets get this site back to normal service, and just enjoy life once more !!

Lots of these to all of you xxxxxxx

And extra special ones today from la Duck to you Big Guy XXXXX


Oh, and by the way
DON'T DO IT AGAIN !!!!
xxx


John ? Have you any suitable jokes there for today dude ?? Hoping also that Val is a bit better, lots of hugz from me xxx
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  1. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 03:20

    Goooooooood Morning Sunday Peeps,,and a BIG morning to you too Elise,XXXX
    Finally got "Sprung"last night and went out like a light after a coupla glasses of vino and a spot of nosh,,

    I'll do a proper post later when I havn't got my fuzzy ead on as I'm still a bit raggy round the edges at the Mo !LOL

    GOT to say A BIG BIG thank you to all you guys and gals for all your messages of support that George managed to get to me in hossy,,,it really meant a lot and gave me a GREAT boost,,brought a tear to my eye!Thank you all sooooo much!

    Special mention to Elise who gave me no peace whatsover,,LMAO and was continually cracking her whip to get my "Sorry Ass"back!!,,,she really has been a Star,and given the choice I would have her in my corner ANY time,,So A BIG BIG thank you Sweetie!!! XXXX

    Most of George texts of "Encouragement"I received are far to sailor like to post on A Sunday morning,LOL but he has done such a GREAT job keeping us all in touch and updated,that he has to be mentioned in dipatches for his sterling work,,,MANY MANY thanks to you Matey and you also are welcome in my corner ANYTIME!!!,,,Your support has been and always will be very much appreciated..

    Well before this turns into an Oscar acceptance speech I'll buzz off and leave you to your bacon sarnies.

    ,From Intensive care on a life support machine then induced coma,to Sunday morning bacon butties with B2PCa in 13 days THANKS GUYS AND GALS XXXX

    Gonna have a browse round and catchup,,Catch y'all later

    CHEERS!!


    So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription. Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much pain?' 'no', says the guy, 'it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'

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  2. Mike Brooks20 March 2011 at 03:22

    WELCOME back BIG guy, so glad you are home and feeling better.


    Time to put your old uniform back on and get back to your normal lifestyle!!!



    (Why did I call you BIG guy)???


    Mike & Kath xx

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  3. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 03:25

    LMAO Mike !!! XX

    GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING BIG GUY !!!!!!!!!! Love ya loads too XXXXXX Can't tell you how pleased I am to see your little avatar back here where it belongs XXXXXX BTW 96 days to Leicester people !!!!!! Take it easy Big Guy, don't want to hear that those ugly nurses are fawning all over you again.....La Duck would NOT be happy to hear that !! XX

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  4. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 03:33

    Thanks Mike! and Kath XXX, LMAO at the "Big guy",,nice to be ere,,,in fact nice to be anywhere!LOL

    Elise I will miss my hossy bed baths ,,how ya fixed later Sweetie?? LOL XXX

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  5. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 03:39

    Behave yourself !!! Not back 5 minutes !!! We definitely have the same Big Guy back in one piece here people PMSL !!!! BTW I give EXCELLENT bed baths XX

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  6. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 03:50

    So George says!!!LOL

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  7. George Hardy20 March 2011 at 04:10

    HEY, DID SOMEONE SAY BED BATHS??? Oh Yessssssssssss...Bring it on!

    Good mornin'all and WELCOME HOME PHIL.

    Geeez,you gave we monkeys a scare..

    First of all, we were soooo shocked to hear the news..



    Then stressed out:



    The hair disappeared...




    BUT HEY!......



    And Mike...you know why you called him BIG GUY?



    It's cos he's twice the size of me (but not as tall as you! LMAO


    Great to have you back Phil, and a special BIG THANK YOU to Elise for posting early greetings whenever I couldn't. (Well, 11am is VERY early for me you know!), lol

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  8. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 04:15

    Morning George XX Good to have you and Big Guy back together again !!! Bed baths are in fact a speciality of mine....I am VERY VERY good....maybe a fund raiser for leicester....any takers ????!!!! XX

    PS - Poor George needed LOADS of TLC when you were being fawned over by ugly nurses all day Big Guy.....he is missing my specialist ministrations now LMAO !! Loads of these for you too George XXXXX

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  9. George Hardy20 March 2011 at 04:24

    I'm phoning The Mill On The Soar to hire a private and very special bathroom for 12 hours on Sat 25th June.

    Elise? Could you 'handle' 30 of us guys?

    We'd need the 12 hours because 'once is never enough'. Are you sure you won't get cramp in your wrists?

    The PCC is going to have a bonanza day for donations! lol

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  10. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 04:27

    Bring it on Georgie Boy...... You first ?? xx

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  11. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 04:34

    BTW George, have you hacked my PC ????? Multiply is NOT playing very nice with me this morning......anybody else having trouble ???

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  12. john sherwood20 March 2011 at 04:58

    Hi Phil,& welcome back matey from your "unplanned holiday from hell"......
    As we all agree,its been much too quiet on ere ,& George,has not been quite himself bless him,but did give us good feedback on your illness/recovery.....
    Just to say also that it shows despite all the banter & the joking,that we really do look outl for each other,& may that always continue......Thanks for the update Elise xx on days left to Leicester,& the reason i was 'nervy',is basically i'm a shy person!...honest!.....Its only this disease that has transformed my life,& made me a bit more understanding & outgoing...i think.!!?


    A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

    The copper said, "What's he like?"

    The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"


    .

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  13. john sherwood20 March 2011 at 05:00

    What the fcuk happened.???....posted my message then half a dozen other posts appeared....!!!!????

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  14. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 05:03

    Told you Multiply wasn't playing nice this morning ! Hiya John XX I find that people are always nervous their first time !! Great to hear from you XX Lots of these to Val xxxx hope she is feeling a bit better today xx

    PS - John ? If it makes you feel any better, Big Guy and George were the same ! xx

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  15. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 05:12

    Thanks John,,sorry to hear Val isn't feeling so well,,I'll have to go back and catch up,,please give her a hug from me {{{{{{{{{Val}}}}}}}}} and tell her I hope she is soon feeling better xx

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  16. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 05:20

    I slept well last night did you George???LOL

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  17. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 05:23

    PMSFL ! xx

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  18. George Hardy20 March 2011 at 05:37

    NO I DID NOT!

    WTF medication you on, Phil????
    The noise was horrendous and the fumes were toxic! lol

    By the way, I've talked to Libby (function manager at The Mill), and she has the perfect private room for us.

    It's a variation on a 'baby changing facility', but designed specifically for adult males.
    The table is exactly 36" high, which is apparently the EU recommended height for tables in massage parlours in cities such as Amsterdam.

    It seems The Mill hosts a lot of 'adult entertainment' parties (but I did tell her that king-size nappies were NOT required!).

    Job done!

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  19. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 05:42

    Ha ha ha ! Good one George, I repeat my earlier question, are you first ??!! xx

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  20. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 06:35

    No first or second,,,Me and George always come as a pair Sweetie!! PMSL XXXX

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  21. Keith Evans20 March 2011 at 06:37

    Good to have you back mate.
    If you promise not to do that again I will buy you a bottle of wine at Leicester.

    George, how did your mind manage to translate "bed bath" as "massage"

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  22. Keith Evans20 March 2011 at 06:39

    Love the wet spot pic.
    Nette always said that every cloud has a silver lining and that after my op she will never have to sleep on the wet spot again!

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  23. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 06:52

    I PROMISE Keith!! LOL (Trust me I was a Brownie!)

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  24. George Hardy20 March 2011 at 06:58

    First of all...YES - I'm FIRST!

    Secondly, Keith? My mind can translate any innocent comment into a lewd suggestion as quick as a flash(er)!

    Thirdly, Phil and I don't always come as a pair....he always comes an full half hour before I do! (and I have a hundred ladies who will testify to that - on oath!).

    Fourthly (and just as an aside). did you all know that Phil and I challenged eachother, started an Open University course at the same time, studied hard and both achieved doctorates?
    We can now both add the proud letters MsD after our names.
    (Phil will have to explain the hard work that all this entailed).

    FINALLY:

    LYNN says that's the very last time Phil is sleeping over at our place, and the last time she's relegated to the spare room.
    Due to the fumes last night, our smoke alarm started shreiking at 3.25am, by which time I'd been rendered unconscious, Phil was plastered and couldn't give a shit....and poor her had to find step ladders to reach the damn thing and remove the battery.




    THIS IS TRUE: 3 bloody 25 in the morning!!! FFS!

    ASK HER IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!

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  25. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 07:17

    PMSFL George !! xx

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  26. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 07:47

    Saw this post on FB from Aase. Thought I would share the link with you all XX

    http://www.treesforlife.org.uk/groves/grovepage.php?id=1758

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  27. Bevie Hodgson20 March 2011 at 08:59

    How did you go from welcoming Phil home to bed baths and smole alarms!!

    Don't forget there is more than one nurse on this blog!!! All experienced and have a good line in cold, sorry hot hands!

    Now boys I hope, that now you are back, you are going to behave yourselves.

    John, Ian and I have been trying to send you an email and it keeps bouncing back???

    see you soon my lovelies

    xxxxxxxxxx

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  28. john sherwood20 March 2011 at 09:11

    `Hahhaha.!!!!

    "Quote"

    I find that people are always nervous their first time !!

    "Unquote"


    Yeh, so right.....& i was nervous my 'first time' too.........Elise x.......LOL.

    Phil.........Elise & Val had a long chat yesterday over the phone too,& got on so well, i went off to Tesco's,& got in the weekly 'shop',came back & redecorated a couple of rooms,& just about to tackle the ironing,when Val said to me say good bye to Elise,as she's got to 'shoot' off now,so be quick !!? ...........geeeeeeeeeze.!!!!?.

    Val is fine.....she has had a cold ......thats left her with a very 'husky' voice & cough......Thanks for that message.....All passed on.!!.
    Val said in reply.....you (phil) look after yourself & will see you & all the others up at The Mill .x .

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  29. john sherwood20 March 2011 at 09:23

    Gee its done it again.....posted, & 12 other posts came up.!!?

    Bev....do you mean me Shergold on here, or Sherbert on PCC, or ordinary e.mail as its valsherwood@hotmail.co.uk x

    george/phil......is that for real.....open uni degree !!?

    Sorry Sunderland lost....defo was a pen matey!.

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  30. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 09:37

    Hi Bev,,nice to cya!!,,thanks for all yours and Ian's kind messages they really meant and helped a lot XXXX,,

    John I reckon the girls at the do will be yacking for hours,,maybe give the boys a chance to slip away and find some mischief! LOL,Thank Val and tell her I hope her husky voice lasts till post MOS!


    George how is your "Post Grad"work going,mines stalled at the mo, but I see we have a "Field trip" coming up in June!,,I do so prefer hands on stuff!

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  31. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 09:43

    George how is your "Post Grad"work going,mines stalled at the mo, but I see we have a "Field trip" coming up in June!,,I do so prefer hands on stuff!

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  32. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 09:48

    ROFLMAO !! You are all so BAAAAAAAAAD when Big Guy is around !!!!! xxxx

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  33. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 09:51

    Hiya Bev xx Bed baths and smoke alarms...I believe that Big Guy has the degree in that dept !! PMSL !! George is just jealous !! xx

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  34. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 09:53

    John ? Thanks for the laugh dude ! XX

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  35. john sherwood20 March 2011 at 09:59

    Phil,Val said if there is any karaoke up at MOL,she do a Bonnie tyler number, .......LOL

    thanks Elise....just a slight exaggeration eh!!! x

    Bevs sending me 'test e.mails'.x whats all that about?

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  36. George Hardy20 March 2011 at 10:19

    Bev is stalking ya John.....next thing she'll be singing 'It's A Heartache' down your phone line!

    Yes Bev....we now have three nurses in our midst. And you, Elise and Kath are definitely on duty on 25th June!
    So, guys....about these bed baths.....there are about 30 of us.... so if we had one bath from each nurse that would be 90 sessions for the 3 nurses to share..

    Mmmm....we have that private room for 12 hours.......I think we should all be generous and have TWO bed baths from each nurse,
    Could you handle that. ladies? Think of the funds you could raise for the PCC!



    AND YES. SUNDERLAND LOST TO THOSE FRIGGIN' SCOUSE TWOTS!

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  37. George Hardy20 March 2011 at 10:24

    Furthermore....Phil and I certainly have our MsD degrees.

    ...and we don't need any more post-grad work. We've got this particular science down to a fine art!

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  38. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 10:32

    George ?? I am wondering what your reaction would be in June if we INSISTED that we carry out what you are threatening !!!!!! Reckon we wouldn't see you for dust ! PMSL !! xx

    PS - Its a MBs degree George...I know....James has one xx

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  39. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 10:33

    .....3 Nurses to 1 George....what do you think girls ?? Reckon we could 'handle' him ???????

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  40. Bevie Hodgson20 March 2011 at 11:10

    def, we have the experience and cold hands. George and Phil would run a mile!!!

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  41. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 11:11

    I reckon Big Guy would be up for it Bev xx

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  42. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 11:14

    Tsk Tsk!!! Bev,,Elise you havn't twigged yet what our MsD degree is,,George is being very naughty!! LMAO

    BIG Guy is normally "Up" for anything!! Elise you're right. xxxx

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  43. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 11:23

    George is ALWAYS naughty xx

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  44. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 11:43

    LOL xxxx

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  45. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 11:55

    ....and you are just outta hospital Big Guy ! Behave !! xx

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  46. Bevie Hodgson20 March 2011 at 12:10

    I may have worked out MsD and you are naughty boys.

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  47. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 14:03

    LOLxx

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  48. Bevie Hodgson20 March 2011 at 14:10

    you're a bad boy. I think you are still under the influence of nurses.

    Keep getting well and love to Hilary xx

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  49. Elise Cotter20 March 2011 at 14:13

    Night all - Been GREAT having Big Guy back with us xx Catch up in the week, so please try and NOT BE GODD AT ALL ! xx

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  50. Sheena Torrie20 March 2011 at 14:30

    Glad to see "the twins" back where they belong!! Welcome home Phil.

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  51. Phil Thompson20 March 2011 at 14:51

    Aww Thanks Sheena, nice to be homexxx

    Thanks Bev,,xxx love passed on to Hilary who says a BIG thanks for the thought xxx

    Nite Elise hope work isn't too bad!,,we won't be good at all!!! LOL XXX

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  52. Alexander Munro20 March 2011 at 15:22

    Welcome back Phil.
    Hope you and Hillary are O.K.
    Kindest regards,
    Alex & Pat

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  53. George Hardy21 March 2011 at 02:46

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat to see Sheena posting....(Oh heck,...now TWO mad Scots Girls on our case!), and particularly nice to have Alex back at his computer keyboard.

    Welcome back Sheena, and STAY WELL Alex.

    Incidentally, what's all this about nurses and my fear of their cold hands????

    My mother was a nurse...so I must have had hundreds of 'bed baths' in my baby years, LOL


    George. MsD

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  54. Phil Thompson21 March 2011 at 09:18

    Hi Alex thanks,,seems we've both been walkabout!LOL

    Glad you're back also!! :))

    Hi to Pat xx

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  55. Elise Cotter21 March 2011 at 10:36

    On YOUR case George !!! Watch out !!! xx

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  56. Elise Cotter21 March 2011 at 10:37

    Great to see so many posts and 'lurks'....its been mighty quiet since you were MIA Big Guy ! XX

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