Good Morning/Evening Ffffffffriday Peeps,
Foggy start first thing when I dropped the motor off for a service,,now housebound until it's done!
,,although there is always my bike but that saddle looks awfully narrow now!! LOL
Looking forward to Bev's report on her "Slave auction!!"hope they made loadsa dosh!
Hilary at work but has left the usual Friday shopping list a mile long,
,,,(oh joy)...
But Hey it's Fridaaaaaay!!! have a good un Folks
Cheers
The doc told Bob that masturbating before sex helped men last longer during the act.
Bob reckoned, "What the hell, I'll give it a try." So, he spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized a solution.
On his way home, he pulled his pick-up truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started stroking his rod.
He closed his eyes and thought of the gorgeous girl who lived next door. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Bob didn't want to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, so he kept his eyes shut, replying, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
Bob replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The officer replied, "Well, you should check your brakes while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
Morning Big Guy......That girl skipping looks like she could put both her eyes out at ANY second.......dangerous stuff excercising don't you know ?!
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Lovely day here, frosty start, but sunny, and fog lifting. I won't say it too loudly, but I think Spring could finally be here ! :-))
Catch ya later, busy doing NOTHING so far !
XXX
Good luck with the car service Phil, I hope you find a service garage as good as mine..
ReplyDeleteIt is important that we find garages that do a good job for us, that we have confidence in their work and that they will service our cars well and to the manual.
Also, their receptionists must have big breasts and be prepared to help out if necessary.
Mornin' Folks,
ReplyDeleteCar servicing and big breasts?
Hell yeah! That's par for the course at my local Ford garage.
Trouble is...all the big breasts are on the men!
My 'puter is running as as slow as my brain this morning.
Super-fast broadband? My arse!!!
Looks like we're having difficulties with our Virgin again. (Those were the days, right guys?). : )~
Morning Mike XX Morning George XX I can see its gonna be 'one of those days' today !! You both sound remarkably chipper ? What gives ?? xx
ReplyDeleteOh BTW George....looks like I will be meeting TOPGUN our lovely Barry [ Dr Ben Dover ] quite soon ....any advice/warnings !!!!!????? XXXX
ReplyDeleteMorning Mike,Morning George,,Morning Elise, xx,,Yeah if you're meeting up with Barry and he has his Doc's outfit on DO NOT BEN DOVER!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha !
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ReplyDeleteWhat's the AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH for?????? just found out you've run out of Balvenie Sweetie?? xx
ReplyDeleteIf only life were that simple Bg Guy xx :-((
ReplyDeleteYou can be VERY Cryptic at times Ms Elise!! xx LOL
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ReplyDeleteEvening all....Very springlike today here!.....but my head cold is ano better!.......A few 'glennys' should help see it off.!!!? cheers.!
ReplyDeleteA very pretty young speech therapist
was getting nowhere with her
“Stammerer's Action Group”.
She had tried every technique in the book
without the slightest success. No-one was improving.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said
"If any of you can tell me, without stuttering,
the name of the town where you were born
I will have wild and passionate sex with
you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham."
"That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist. "Who's next?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
“That's no better.
There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.”
“How about you, Paddy?”
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out
"London."
“Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".!!
Ha ha good one John !! Its very quiet here tonight??? Big Guy ?? You lathered yet !!!!! XX
ReplyDeletePS - Big Guy, meant to say that I am dreading heading in tomorrow, not certain what way the land lies........At work all weekend, so you Guys get a well deserved break from me......until 5pm that is ! If you all don't hear from me by then, start to get VERY WORRIED xx
....Moi ???......
ReplyDeleteVOUZ !! Madame xx
ReplyDeleteElise we are all waiting for a run down on what's been happening!!,,,get in there and let us know how the "Land lies!!!!"
ReplyDelete"Bollockeers beneath yourr wings",,,,Who could ask for more?
Thanks Big Guy XXXX It called for 'The Glenlivet' tonight....must be a dire situation eh ??!! XX
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmm....Never saw the MADAME comment Big Guy......I sound like I should be running a Brothel or something !!!! Cheers !!! xx
ReplyDeleteAnd a damn fine job you would make of too I'm sure!!LOL xx
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