Windy Hump

Good Morning/Evening Hump days Peeps,and a very windy one it is too!(Morning George)....

Some Trojan has been trying to Bollox my laptop since 9am but looks like I have it sorted and can now post again.. 

Hope you have a "Bug free"Hump day,,

Cheers

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said quietly, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.'

'Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.

 Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely'.

 On the way home, the husband asked his wife. 'What did the doctor say?'

'You're going to die,' she replied.