Saturday, 19 February 2011

VIRGIN ON THE RIDICULOUS

GOOD MOANING ALL

 

My whole damn system was down all day yesterday.

Broadband, Cable TV and Landline phone....all useless!

 

I was so furious that I wanted to confront Richard Branson personally , so I hired a Paparazzi friend to track him down for me.

You might have known he'd be lazing about doing f**k all while his customers were apoplectic with rage!

But bloody 'ell.

I never expected him to be the spitting image of my useless urologist.

Hey, they could be twins!

INCREDIBLE!!

I'll be around there to see the bearded buffoon today!

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25 comments:

  1. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 02:10

    At least something went down on you George,, Virgin or not!! LMAO... Welcome back..

    Branson has a nut alergy???

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  2. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 02:20

    PB will get ya Big Guy !!!! George ?? Your Virgin goes down more times than............. ! XX

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  3. Mike Brooks19 February 2011 at 02:21

    I usually fly 'Virgin',



    Love the air hostesses new uniforms

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  4. George Hardy19 February 2011 at 05:03

    Tooo funny, GREAT pics you guys.....and I'm astounded (and well impressed) with Elise's openess and sheer honesty
    To quote her:

    "George ?? Your Vigin goes down more times than............. I XX"
    WHAT A GIRL!

    PMSL now!

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  5. Phil Thompson19 February 2011 at 05:07

    VIGIN???No meat Huh??? Bummer! LOL

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  6. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 05:10

    DB ! betcha still read it right though ! xx

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  7. George Hardy19 February 2011 at 10:23

    VIGIN??? Would that be like a Wood-vigeon rather than a sexy blonde lil' duck?


    Oh bugger, that Richard Branson has a lot to answer for. I don't even know my virgins from my vinegrettes these days.

    My Tourettes has scaled frightening new heights, and my Dyslexia is now so advanced that Ofdrox Vuniwertisy has asked me to enlist on a reserach pojerct.

    So Elise, is it true that my virgin went down more times than you normally do?????? ; )~

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  8. Elise Cotter19 February 2011 at 10:39

    hawt od oyu nikth Goereg ?? ! XXXX

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  9. George Hardy20 February 2011 at 03:54

    LMAO

    Heyyyyyyyy Elise, I have finally cacked the dyslexia code!!!!

    Q. "WHAT DO YOU THINK GEORGE?"

    A. I don't know YET, Elise.

    LOL LOL LOL LOL

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  10. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 05:17

    A+ Georgie Boy !!!!! Still waiting for your answer though ! xx

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  11. George Hardy20 February 2011 at 05:33

    I'll tell you on 26th June : )~

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  12. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 05:42

    XX

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  13. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 06:32

    BTW....how's your silk boxers doing George ??? I have just re-read your message...... XX

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  14. George Hardy20 February 2011 at 07:12

    I prefer checky, 'chef'-style' pyjama bottoms if we're gonna make a meal of it! LMAO

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  15. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 07:26

    Mmmm......bit of a passion killer dude...still....I'm certain Lynn must love 'em ! xx

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  16. George Hardy20 February 2011 at 07:38

    Nah...they're very lightweight and easily accessible. I normally sleep buck-naked, but it would be dangerous at Leicester.
    Phil has a nasty habit of creeping around all the rooms after midnight! : )~

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  17. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 07:46

    Ha Ha Ha ! Do you think you will be in danger from Big Guy then George !!?? XX PMSL

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  18. Phil Thompson20 February 2011 at 07:52

    You are well safe George!! PMSL

    Elise George has some boxers with pink elephants on,,,if he shows you them DO NOT stroke the trunkl!! LOL

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  19. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 07:58

    ROFLMFAO Big Guy !!!!!!! Am thinking I should be cancelling my tickets, and getting a refund !!! xx

    PS - Did you stroke it then ??????? xx :-)

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  20. Phil Thompson20 February 2011 at 08:13

    I am plealding the 5th! PMSL xx

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  21. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 08:15

    Wow ! All that HT has done wonders for George !!!!!!! LMAO ! xx

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  22. Phil Thompson20 February 2011 at 08:31

    I have a bigger "Trunk!" LOL



    I think the PB police are having a day off!! :))

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  23. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 08:33

    okay, lets have an 'Elephant' day today.....any more takers ??!! xx

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  24. Phil Thompson20 February 2011 at 08:51

    Why do elephant's have springs on their feet?

    So they can bounce into trees and shag squirrels....

    What sound do squirrels hate?

    Boing boing boing!

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  25. Elise Cotter20 February 2011 at 08:54

    That is bizarre but funny Big Guy !! xx

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